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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:22 am

Bah!

coffee club biddies.

(I didnt really do it with my cousin btw....my poor attempt at humour will stop)
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suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:56 am

Norse wrote:Bah!

coffee club biddies.

(I didnt really do it with my cousin btw....my poor attempt at humour will stop)

want to join us? ;)
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:59 am

Yes please!

May I take a dominant role?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:04 am

Norse wrote:Yes please!

May I take a dominant role?
ohh you want to be the one with the whip then?
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:30 am

well, not neccassarily. You may have the whip, but I will stand behind you, occupying myself with your bottom.
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suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:38 am

Dominating roles? Whips?

Count me in. :lol:

I want the tongs though. :twisted:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:14 am

b.k. barunt wrote:I apologize for my limey friend Mrs. Courtney, he's young (i think early 20s), and he wants to be spanked. If he's wearing his overcoat and you hear him say "hey lookit this", don't turn around.


Thanks BK. It's not every day where I see you not swearing. :lol: :lol:

And about the rain coat, I learned the hard way not to look after you pulled that crap on me! lol j/k What was the melon for again?? lol

ps. I don't think norse would be able to handle it if I got my whip out.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:16 pm

You're bloody right I wouldn't be able to handle it. Sod that, I'm no massachist.......

Besides, I prefer to dish out teh cawk.

It looks like i'm already occupied with clapper here anyhoo.....Syzguy will be the perfect man for your whipping shenanigans. :lol:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:19 pm

No thanks.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:27 pm

Awwwww, did you want to whip me specifically?

I've been a vewy, vewy bad bwoy

OK

not too hard though :shock:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:33 pm

Norse wrote:Awwwww, did you want to whip me specifically?

I've been a vewy, vewy bad bwoy

OK

not too hard though :shock:


nope, sorry. I have better things to do today.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:35 pm

OK, but thats your only chance!
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:37 pm

I'm not worried about it.
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:14 pm

Come on make him bleed. :P
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Postby chessplaya on Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:54 pm

ummm dr. love


am i and wicked getting married :lol: :lol:
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:37 pm

* * looks into crystal ball * * Hmmm, looks like wicked will, but in your future i see a string of brutal rejections, a brief try at the gay life, and finally a blind date with Smith and Wesson.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:02 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:* * looks into crystal ball * * Hmmm, looks like wicked will, but in your future i see a string of brutal rejections, a brief try at the gay life, and finally a blind date with Smith and Wesson.


I think your crystal ball needs re-callibration..I think that has already happened ..
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:50 pm

Norse wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:* * looks into crystal ball * * Hmmm, looks like wicked will, but in your future i see a string of brutal rejections, a brief try at the gay life, and finally a blind date with Smith and Wesson.


I think your crystal ball needs re-callibration..I think that has already happened ..

he sees the past?..lol
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Postby chessplaya on Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:55 pm

norse was there , holding ur hand smelling ur ass

so he knows better
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Postby luns101 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:56 pm

Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:08 pm

luns101 wrote:Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?

no I have not...
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:09 pm

luns101 wrote:Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?


OMG. We have been packing up all of our stuff so we can move into our new house and I found "the five love languages tapes". lol
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Postby luns101 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:27 pm

clapper011 wrote:
luns101 wrote:Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?

no I have not...


Very good reading in simple straightforward language. I recommend it highly. Find out your husband's love language and watch things change. It's pretty awesome.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:23 pm

Clapper's married?
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:48 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Clapper's married?

lol common law
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