BATTLE ROYALE! Day One, 15:00 hours.

by **riggable** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:11 pm

I meant end of the day EST. i'm writing it now, expect it in the next hour.

fireedud unfortunatly the game will be so far along by the 6th that I'm just going to have to let you be killed off. If by some lovely chance your still alive at that point, of course i'll let you keep playing.

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:12 pm

by **F1fth** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:13 pm

Can fans of the movie expect any "dynamics" later in the game? :wink:

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:17 pm

by **muy_thaiguy** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:21 pm

The Weird One wrote::-s

Fans of "The Sound of Music" I suppose.

by **F1fth** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:22 pm

Cordoning off areas as the game progresses for instance. And there's a multitude of fun and random factors you could throw into this game. Traps, food (hp up) and all that jazz. Not that I'll be disappointed if there isn't. THis is already a great idea for a game.

by **XenCobra** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:22 pm

Also areas that get blocked off.

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:27 pm

and random wild animals in certain areas that tear you to shreds, but move from area to area within a set range and attack one RANDOM person a turn.

by **riggable** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:41 pm

all great ideas, all perhaps for a Battle Royale 2?

It would be hard to implement the 'danger zone' implement from the movie/book because you can only move 1 tile per turn so the danger zones wouldn't be very constructive.

In other forum battle royale games i've seen, there are secret wepaons. "adrenaline rushes" from killing other people, clues about how to survive if you go to a certain tile, special terrain on certain tiles that affect the attack phase, and "love" qualifiers, which allow 2 people to win the game instead of one.

BUT, i'm not doing any of those.

Too complicated.
Once again, I hope some of these are implemented in BR2, if there is one.

by **F1fth** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:47 pm

riggable wrote:all great ideas, all perhaps for a Battle Royale 2?

It would be hard to implement the 'danger zone' implement from the movie/book because you can only move 1 tile per turn so the danger zones wouldn't be very constructive.

In other forum battle royale games i've seen, there are secret wepaons. "adrenaline rushes" from killing other people, clues about how to survive if you go to a certain tile, special terrain on certain tiles that affect the attack phase, and "love" qualifiers, which allow 2 people to win the game instead of one.

BUT, i'm not doing any of those.

Too complicated.
Once again, I hope some of these are implemented in BR2, if there is one.

Wow, some more good ideas. I might have to host one after this game is over. It'd be fun. :twisted:

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:06 pm

*checks watch*
:-k

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:53 pm

I take it the update'll come tomorrow then

by **riggable** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:01 pm

gimme 20 more minutes, hmm?

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:03 pm

ok. . .sorry for complaining, but I should've been in bed about five minutes ago

but I'll wait

by **misterman10** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:34 pm

riggable wrote:gimme 20 more minutes, hmm?

20 minutes :wink:

by **muy_thaiguy** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:34 pm

misterman10 wrote:
riggable wrote:gimme 20 more minutes, hmm?
20 minutes

30 actually.

by **riggable** on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:39 pm

Announcement 5
FIRST BLOOD!

Cena-rules was feeling pretty good about himself. Being stranded on an island where the one rule is 'kill everything' doesn't seem quite as ominous when you have Chuck Norris, the greatest fighter that has ever lived(amen), by your side. Confidently, cena-rules strolled around the drop-off point, waiting and looking casually for any unsuspecting victims. And, as always when Chuck Norris is involved, he found another victim. This time around, it was Misterman10 the defenless bugger with a pointless weapon. "hreh, easy pickings," grunted Mr. Norris and left Cena-rules watching in delight as Chuck made his way up to misterman's wide open back. The biggest surprise of Chuck Norris' life happened at this very moment, when out of the blue Misterman, who had heard the rustling of the cena-chuck duo, turned about and with his feather raised magnificently in cloudy air, began to tickle Chuck Norris. If a word would describe the emotions that went through Chuck and Cena at this moment, it would be 'stupefied.' Right under the chin, and in the armpit went MM10's devilishly mobile feather, and everywhere it went, Chuck felt tinglings he had never felt before. Emotion began to creep into chucks brain, and as that ticklish feather continued to work his magic, Chuck smiled for the first time in his life. It escalated, and he emmited his very first giggle. More and more, and he giggling and snickering like a 12 year old girl at a harvest moon dance. Cena's smile turned upside down as he saw his superweapon being beaten down by a simple feather. At this point, Chuck was on the ground in conniptions and peals of unnatural and otherwordly laughter. Misterman stared right at cena-rules, smiled grimly, and landed a devastating kick to Chuck Norris's testicles. He passed out immediatly and all Cena could feel was despair. "balls of steel my ass" muttered Misterman10 triumphantly as he ran into the forest.
cena-rules loses a life

Avron Kissed his Magnum pistol with endearing love as he walked through the forest. He was moving farther inland and the forest was getting thicker. As he rounded an oddly shaped tree he saw Greecepwns staring straight at him. Quickly Avron raised his cannon of a pistol and fired two shots straight at Greecepwns. The first sailed harmlessly over Greecepwn's head, but the second hit him squarly in the left arm. As he fell, there was a small smile on Greecpwn's face and he pointed in the air above Avron. Avron looked up, and screamed and doved. Greece had taken apart his portable guillotine so that he had the lethal blade all by itself, and it was falling fast and straight towards Avron! As he dove, Avron heard the crunch of flesh and muscle and blood and bone as his right leg was severed from his body. The two players were both on the ground screaming and both thinking "oh the prices you pay"
Avron was the first to get up and, using a stick as a crutch, hobbled off into the forest. Awhile later, the bleeding abated, Greece collected his guillotine and walked off in the other direction, considerably worse for wear.
Greecepwns loses a life. Avron loses a life (attacked each other)

NESconquerer was petrified. He had barely moved from the dropoff point, and had managed to stab himself with his own diskarmor. Just a few minutes ago he had seen Chuck Norris himself get beaten by feather. "what a messed up place" thought NES. He looked into a nearby tree, and his heart stopped. There was a chipmunk, foaming at the mouth, and looking ready to tango. A warm fluid slowly went down NES's pants leg as the chipmunk Flew through the air, its wild eyes fixed upon NES's throat. Subconciously and desperatly NESconquerer swung his Diskarmor around like a baseball bat. THOK! went the sword as it connected with the now-dazed chipmunk as it went flying off in the opposite direction, as NES hit the most valuable home run of his life. The Weird One, who had been hiding impatiently in his tree to see if his Chipmunk bit NES or not, was dismayed to find his beautiful chipmunk soaring through the air straight at his had. Irony of all ironies, the chipmunk hit him square on, bullseye. OOOUUuutttt of the tree The Weird One fell, and he felt a protruding root sticking into an unmentionable spot on his backside when he hit the ground,The Dead chipmunk next to him. All NES could do was pee.

Furthermore, as The Weird One lay on the ground with a root up his ass, Anarkistsdream came out of the bush and severed The Weird One's head from his body. It was the first death on the island, but it certainly won't be the last.
player #5 The Weird One is DEAD(18 left)

As Anarkistdream was pulling out his CHinese kenpo from the dead body of The Weird One, Skoffin came out of the bush. "HOLY SNAP APPLES, YOU KILLED HIM!" She tearfully cried. Nimbly running up to him, she punched him in the nose and ran away crying. Anarkistdream blotted up his bleeding nose with the clothes of THe Weird One.
AnarkistDream loses a life

"whats cookin' good lookin'?" asked Xencobra as he walked up to the ever attractive Dominationnation, looking for blood. With no weapon to speak of, Xen knew this would be an easy target. "YOU BASTARD!" screamed Dominationnation as Xen raised his sword of his head.
"wait a mo'!" exclaimed Dominationnation as Xen's sword was at the pinnacle of its' arc. "take a look a this!" said Domination, and in one quick movement, he ripped off his shirt. You know those big boxes of beer you can get that have 30 or 40 beers in them? Well thats what Domination had, FOR HIS ABS! "you can't hurt a body this good, can you Xen?" said domination, happily.
Xen was just stunned. Never in his life had someone made such a compelling argument for homosexuality. The rainbows began to close in on the fringes of his eyesight and he dropped his sword. It fell right on his right foot. "ow, what a bastard!" yelped Xen, brought to his senses, but at that point, Domination had run off. Xen painfully picked up his sword and said "man, i'll kill that bastard if its the last thing i do"
XenCobra loses a life

Muy-thaiguy Swung his long halberd at the body of 0ojakeo0, who had just revved up his chainsaw. Jake brought his chainsaw up and blocked the halberds blow. Unconvinced, Muy-thaiguy attacked again. Jake parried once more, albiet awkwardly, for handling a running chainsaw is no cakewalk. "this time I got him" snickered MTG to himself and attacked Jake one last time. In a fit of desperation, Jake brought the chainsaw up and with a wonderful feeling of achievement, he tore right through the wooden handle of the halberd. Harmlessly, the blade and the handle fell to the ground, and Muy-thaiguy looked crestfallen to say the least. One more swipe later, and Jake's Chainsaw had taken care of MTG's legs. Muy was lieing on the ground, his lifeblood seeping out of him, when slow and injured fireedud limped into the clearing. He was cut and hurt and he felt horrible, and when he was MTG on the ground defeneless there, he took his katana and with a feeble strike he mercifully ended Muy-thaiguy's life.
player #11: Muy-thaiguy is DEAD(17 left)

Furthermore, Fircoal, Ga7, Dustn64, F1fth, The1exile, and Koesen all hurt themselves somehow on the island.

1. Fircoal
weapon: Pikachu powers...
♥

2. cena-rules
weapon: Chuck Norris
♥♥

3. MisterMan10
weapon: Feather
♥♥ ♥

4. Ga7
weapon: Nodashi
♥

5. The Weird One
weapon: Rabid Chipmunk
DEAD

6. 0oJakeo0
weapon: Chainsaw
♥♥ ♥

7. The1Exile
weapon: Poisoned longsword
♥♥

8. Dustn64
weapon: Fircoal on a leash
♥♥

9. XenCobra
weapon: Bastard Sword
♥♥

10. Skoffin
weapon: Holy Snap Apples.
♥♥

11. muy_thaiguy
weapon: Halberd
DEAD

12. GreecePwns
weapon: Portable Guillotine
♥

13. Fireedud
weapon: Katana
♥

14.Anarkistsdream
weapon: Chinese Kenpo.
♥

15. Koesen
weapon:Naginata
♥

16. Avron
weapon:Magnum
♥♥

17. F1fth
weapon: Cutlass.
♥♥

18dominationnation
weapon: Super Sexiness
♥♥ ♥

19. NESConqueror
weapon: Diskarmor
♥♥

here is the current location of all the alive players.
A1
Cenarules
Ga7
MisterMan10
Fircoal
Dustn64

A3
The1exile
Fireedud
0oJakeo0

B1
NESconquerer

B2
F1fth
Greecepwns
Avron

C1
Koesen
AnarkistDream
Dominationnation
XenCobra
Skoffin

It is now a MOVE phase
Please send in your Move PMs to me ASAP.