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Postby btownmeggy on Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:01 am

ignotus wrote:A JOKE:

A guy runs into a Sperm bank with a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. Grabs the first nurse and shouts at her: -Open the safe!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Open it anyway!
Nurse opens and the guy says to her: -Take the third bottle from the left.
Nurse: -But Sir, this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Now drink it!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Do it!
With a bitter expression on her face Nurse swallows the whole bottle. Then the guy takes of his mask and saids to the nurse: -Didn't I tell you you could do it Susie?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Psilocbin on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:38 pm

susie got pwnxxorz!!!11
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Postby hecter on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:52 pm

ignotus wrote:A JOKE:

A guy runs into a Sperm bank with a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. Grabs the first nurse and shouts at her: -Open the safe!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Open it anyway!
Nurse opens and the guy says to her: -Take the third bottle from the left.
Nurse: -But Sir, this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Now drink it!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Do it!
With a bitter expression on her face Nurse swallows the whole bottle. Then the guy takes of his mask and saids to the nurse: -Didn't I tell you you could do it Susie?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope that bastard got arrested...
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Postby Ronaldinho on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:56 pm

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby glide on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:42 am

we had a good feed of oysters this week.........anybody need any shells?
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:07 am

Cool, but what would one do with so many oyster shells?
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:16 am

be cheap for valentines day?
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:20 am

static_ice wrote:be cheap for valentines day?


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Honey, look what I made for you. :P :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:59 pm

:lol: exactly
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Postby Lucky Se7en on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:11 pm

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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:14 pm

Syzygy wrote:Cool, but what would one do with so many oyster shells?


better than gravel for driveways.
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:15 pm

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a much more recent pic of me than the last one I put on here.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:19 pm

The Weird One wrote:Image
a much more recent pic of me than the last one I put on here.


that's the exact same one than the last one you put up
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:20 pm

bull shit!!!!

give me a sec and I'll find the other one and post it again.
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:21 pm

Here it is (it's about a year old now).

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm

What state are you in?
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm

The Weird One wrote:Here it is (it's about a year old now).

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I think you posted that already too... I remember something about you having a mohawk and explaining it was a dare...
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:25 pm

that is the ONLY one I've posted before (unless I've forgotten) :oops:
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:26 pm

The Weird One wrote:that is the ONLY one I've posted before (unless I've forgotten) :oops:


I am certain you posted at least 2 pics, and the first one (today) was one of those 2
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:28 pm

well, I must've just forgotten (my activity in this forum has been, at best, sporadic these past few months)

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:29 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:What state are you in?
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:30 pm

me????

LA why?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:31 pm

Oh, thought the girl in the pic looked familiar, that's all. :oops:
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:31 pm

oh.
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Postby misterman10 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:29 pm

A picture of my foot:

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