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Postby AtomicSlug on Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:49 pm

PS Never EVER try to out-drink an Irishman with Yards.

I don't remember what exactly what happened, but I somehow made it back to my hotel room, but was late for a software demo the next day at a convention. If I wasn't the resident Guru, I would have gotten fired hehe. Never again lol

Anyone else (besides u sick Irish lol) know what a Yard glass is?

lol test an Irishman and find out ! Then say that u have balls.
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Postby duday53 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:59 pm

im clean...no poison
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Postby Iz Man on Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:15 pm

AtomicSlug wrote:Anyone else (besides u sick Irish lol) know what a Yard glass is?

This guy has a full yard:
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but typically when ordering a yard you'd get a half-yard:
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Postby CrazyAnglican on Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:23 pm

Cardenal Mendoza (Spanish Brandy)

Carlos Toranos Torpedo Maduros (Cigars)

An Irish Qualude (I actually had a bartender try to refuse making one telling me "That's disgusting!") Far from it though, it tastes like a milk shake with a kick. It's kind of like a White Russian except it actually tastes good.

Here's the recipe:
One part Irish Whiskey (any will do, but not Scotch)
One part Frangelico
One part Kahluha
Add milk to taste (not too much it should be look like chocolate milk)
Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass
Drink while cold
Don't drink more than five ( :oops: just my personal experience there)


Pickled Herring on a triscuit (definitely an accquired taste)

BEER

and

Woodpecker Cider

Oh and Yukon Jack blended whiskey.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:25 pm

Not much except for gaming too much.
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Re: Name your poison.

Postby salvadevinemasse on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:10 pm

High Guard wrote:I prefer a good cigar, there is nothing better then a Toronio on the rainy day. Whats your poison: alcohol, drugs, pills, cigars, cigarettes ?


My B/f, cell phone, the internet, soda and candy.. give me all 5 things and I'm hyper and happy!
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Postby Dmunster on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:23 pm

Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:
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Postby Arbustos on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:26 pm

Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


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Postby Norse on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:29 pm

You're one bad-ass DMunster.

Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.

Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:29 pm

Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!
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Postby Dmunster on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:38 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices. :lol:
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Postby Arbustos on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:41 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


Even between an alligator and a human? You know it's happened :wink:

Genital warts or chlamydia might also be a deterrent.
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Postby Dmunster on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:43 pm

Norse wrote:You're one bad-ass DMunster.

Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.

Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.


How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...
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Postby Iz Man on Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:51 pm

Dmunster wrote:How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...

I would imagine the price anywhere when compared to Miami would be off the charts..
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Postby Norse on Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:13 pm

Dmunster wrote:
Norse wrote:You're one bad-ass DMunster.

Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.

Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.


How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...


It's actually pretty easy to get your hands on
regular price for a g can be anywhere between 40 -60 quid, depending on where bouts you are.

On the rare occasions i want some, i get an eigth for about 120, so not too bad.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:30 pm

Norse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
Norse wrote:You're one bad-ass DMunster.

Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.

Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.


How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...


It's actually pretty easy to get your hands on
regular price for a g can be anywhere between 40 -60 quid, depending on where bouts you are.

On the rare occasions i want some, i get an eigth for about 120, so not too bad.


i think i will ask my "nose candy" taking friends on sunday how much it is up here, as i don`t participate in that kind of thing, never have just had billy 3 times(once on my wedding day and my wife had it aswell). :lol:
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Postby NESconqueror on Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:34 pm

I am overexposed to NES (Hence my username) and have developed hatred upon halo series.
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
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Postby freezie on Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:37 pm

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Postby salvadevinemasse on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:25 pm

Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices. :lol:

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!
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Postby Norse on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:45 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!


I can guarentee that you are not a fraction as perveted as me!

Im stroking myself whilst I write this.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:48 pm

Norse wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!


I can guarentee that you are not a fraction as perveted as me!

Im stroking myself whilst I write this.


I can promise mind wise I'm more perverted then you are... hehe
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Postby Dmunster on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:55 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices. :lol:

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!


Ass to mouth? :lol:
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:57 pm

Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices. :lol:

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!


Ass to mouth? :lol:


Nope. Why is that what your into?
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Postby Dmunster on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:02 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices. :lol:

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!


Ass to mouth? :lol:


Nope. Why is that what your into?


Nah I ask every girl I meet that question.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:05 pm

Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night. :twisted:


Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!


The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices. :lol:

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!


Ass to mouth? :lol:


Nope. Why is that what your into?


Nah I ask every girl I meet that question.

Yeah, only met 3 people ever that was into that and I thought it was kinda sick.. but then again I guess its just personal preference right? into BDSM?
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