This Horse and a Chicken are sharing a field, and one day the horse gets himself stuck in the mud.
"chicken!! CHICKEN !! " the horse shouts.
'What's up Horse, you sound like you're in trouble?'
"I'm stuck in this here mud chicken, you'll have to go get the farmer to get me out!!"
So the chicken goes up to the farm house, but the farmer's nowhere to be seen. What he does see though, is the Farmer's ferrari, and the keys are in it. So, he drives the ferrari down to the horse, and throws the horse a towrope.
'Horse, you grab that with your teeth, and i'll pull you out of the mud!!'
With that, the chicken sticks the ferrari into first, and slowly pulls the horse out of the mud.
Two days later the horse is running about the field, and he hears a little voice shouting 'Horse HORSE !!, help me, i'm stuck in this mud...helllllp'
The horse runs over, and finds the chicken knee deep in the same piece of mud that he was stuck in before.
'Horse, run up to the farmhouse, and see if the keys are in the ferrari sao i can get out of this'
"No need my friend, you just wait there a second", and with that, the horse slowly straddles the mud, so as not to get stuck, and shouts at the chicken.
"Right, you grab a hold of my cock with your beak, and i'll pull you out"
The chicken grabs on tight, and the horse heaves, and pulls , and walks backwards pulling the chicken to safety.
The moral to that story is : - If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a flash car to pull a chick
