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Postby Norse on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:54 pm

Syzygy wrote:
It's the pure sexual energy.


That's what I would have thought too....nothing wrong with a bit of teenage stud in their mature selves. The husband doesn't need to know about it...
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Postby clapper011 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:59 pm

:oops: :shock: my I am flattered ;)
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Postby hulmey on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:37 pm

i got a male friend and he has female boobs :oops: Doctor told him he has too many female horomones and that if he took a prescribed course of male homoromones (think this is called tesetorone), well then he could probably cure the problem and have nice looking man boobs.

Well heres the problem i really like my friends woman boobs and find my self gazing at them and wanting a little nibble.

Now the problem lies here: if he does the treatment my little fantasty goes away and my friend is cured.

What should i do Doctor Love? Should i presuade my friend not to go ahead with the treatment. I know its selfish but please help me.

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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:45 pm

hulmey wrote:i got a male friend and he has female boobs :oops: Doctor told him he has too many female horomones and that if he took a prescribed course of male homoromones (think this is called tesetorone), well then he could probably cure the problem and have nice looking man boobs.

Well heres the problem i really like my friends woman boobs and find my self gazing at them and wanting a little nibble.

Now the problem lies here: if he does the treatment my little fantasty goes away and my friend is cured.

What should i do Doctor Love? Should i presuade my friend not to go ahead with the treatment. I know its selfish but please help me.

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A very concerned friend.


OMG Hulmey!!! Too funny. You like the hairy moobs. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Beastly on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:56 am

Love Dr. I got a friend who is 82 and is a virgin..

She contracted pubic lice (Crabs) as she called them. She is freaking out.. What should I do for her? I'll keep you posted as per her predicament.
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Postby KingofRugby on Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:48 am

which is better puppies or kittens? AUNTIE clapper? lol
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:50 am

hulmey wrote:i got a male friend and he has female boobs :oops: Doctor told him he has too many female horomones and that if he took a prescribed course of male homoromones (think this is called tesetorone), well then he could probably cure the problem and have nice looking man boobs.

Well heres the problem i really like my friends woman boobs and find my self gazing at them and wanting a little nibble.

Now the problem lies here: if he does the treatment my little fantasty goes away and my friend is cured.

What should i do Doctor Love? Should i presuade my friend not to go ahead with the treatment. I know its selfish but please help me.

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A very concerned friend.

lmao nice one hulmey.......I think you might have gay tendencies hun;)
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:50 am

KingofRugby wrote:which is better puppies or kittens? AUNTIE clapper? lol
kittens are so much cuter
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Postby Norse on Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:36 pm

Beastly wrote:Love Dr. I got a friend who is 82 and is a virgin..

She contracted pubic lice (Crabs) as she called them. She is freaking out.. What should I do for her? I'll keep you posted as per her predicament.


First ask her if BK had this condition before he had forced himself upon her. :lol:
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Postby Norse on Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:26 pm

clapper011 wrote:
KingofRugby wrote:which is better puppies or kittens? AUNTIE clapper? lol
kittens are so much cuter


Even cuter than me?

*puppie dog face* :(
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:41 am

Beastly wrote:Love Dr. I got a friend who is 82 and is a virgin..

She contracted pubic lice (Crabs) as she called them. She is freaking out.. What should I do for her? I'll keep you posted as per her predicament.
tell her to go see her physician..lmao
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Postby Avron on Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:54 am

Who thought this would be a good thread idea?
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Postby AndrewLC on Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:55 am

I like to drop kick puppies.
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:50 am

Avron wrote:Who thought this would be a good thread idea?

it was meant as a joke :shock:
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:51 am

AndrewLC wrote:I like to drop kick puppies.


You bastard!
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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:41 pm

Beastly wrote:Love Dr. I got a friend who is 82 and is a virgin..

She contracted pubic lice (Crabs) as she called them. She is freaking out.. What should I do for her? I'll keep you posted as per her predicament.


I had them twice in the army, once from a field whore, and once from just being in a dirty ass jail, so make sure she knows that you don't have to have sex to get them. Also let her know that if she knows someone else with them, they're fun to race. Just put 2 of the little buggers in a quarter sized circle, and place bets on whose will reach the perimeter first.
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Postby Beastly on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:13 am

ok... I took her to a physician as prescribed by the love dr.

He had good news and bad news...

first the good news. It wasn't the crabs.......


The bad news, he said they were fruit flies, and being a virgin at her age, she was suffering from a rotten cherry.
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Postby Avron on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:15 am

Wow, talk about worst fucking joke ever. Entensity.net is that way >>>>>>> Thats also where I am =/
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Postby hecter on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:16 am

Beastly wrote:ok... I took her to a physician as prescribed by the love dr.

He had good news and bad news...

first the good news. It wasn't the crabs.......


The bad news, he said they were fruit flies, and being a virgin at her age, she was suffering from a rotten cherry.

Uh huh...

BK, you were in the army!? *swoons*
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Postby Stopper on Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:14 am

Beastly wrote:ok... I took her to a physician as prescribed by the love dr.

He had good news and bad news...

first the good news. It wasn't the crabs.......


The bad news, he said they were fruit flies, and being a virgin at her age, she was suffering from a rotten cherry.


There's a thread for lame jokes right over there. :arrow:
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:37 am

Stopper wrote:
Beastly wrote:ok... I took her to a physician as prescribed by the love dr.

He had good news and bad news...

first the good news. It wasn't the crabs.......


The bad news, he said they were fruit flies, and being a virgin at her age, she was suffering from a rotten cherry.


There's a thread for lame jokes right over there. :arrow:


piss soaked liberals say that kind of thing, you cantankerous old git.

Shooo, im gettin my groove on over here.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:36 am

Well it's good you're getting into something, because you scared off the babes.
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Postby hecter on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:42 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Well it's good you're getting into something, because you scared off the babes.

*cough*
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Re: Ask The Love Doctor

Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:54 am

sorry to dig up ancient thread but.....

one of my best friends from college just admitted he's bi, and i really like him, and aparently he likes me too. but he has a boyfriend, but they liv a long way away and he doesnt seem to visit him much. do i ask him out or do i wait and see wha ppens, or what....i dunno, im hopeless at this sorta thing
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