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Postby High Guard on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:08 am

I grant your wish, but when I died I became a zombie and my breakfast was you.

I wish a meteor to strike the white house and another to strike congress.
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Postby Iliad on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:09 am

Wish granted but it did that in an alternate universe

I wish I could do everything!
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Postby High Guard on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:12 am

Still satisfying.

I grant your wish, but you got hit by a car and killed before you could do anything.

I wish for a new car, Tesla please.
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Postby Iliad on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:13 am

It comes to you. Unfortunately it runs over you. You die.

I wish I couldn't die
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Postby High Guard on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:16 am

I grant your wish, you can't die, go try it out, I recommend running on the highway.

I wish to be an Australian.
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Postby Fircoal on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:17 am

granted but you die right when you are one.

I wish for nothing. Nothing at all. Zip Zulch, Nada.
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Postby Iliad on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:19 am

You receive nothing. You get depressed and kill yourself


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Postby High Guard on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:20 am

I grant you wish, you are in vacuum with nothing around you.

I just wish.
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Postby Iliad on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:21 am

You just die

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Postby Fircoal on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:37 am

your wish is granted. But Earth explodes once you get on it.

I wish for everyone to be dead, but me. ;) (I could just do this with my Pikachu army but that would be like normal. ;) )
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Postby Iliad on Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:53 am

Wish granted except you die before you could wish it
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Postby Fircoal on Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:03 am

I wish I could fly.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:22 am

Granted, but you run into a plane engine and get shredded to bits, and die.

I wish I didn't have such a hard decision to make for tomorrow :/
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Postby Honibaz on Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:59 am

Skittles! wrote:Granted, but you run into a plane engine and get shredded to bits, and die.

I wish I didn't have such a hard decision to make for tomorrow :/


Granted, but you somehow fall into a time machine. The time machine runs on batteries and you notice there are nothing in the time machine, so you get trapped in time.

I wish magic was real.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:02 am

Granted, but it becomes the new 'money' and people get greedy for it.

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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:34 am

granted, you now cant stop farting

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Postby boomlil on Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:12 pm

grantd but everyone has superstrength and everythings super heavy so your not special

i wish i had heat beem eyes
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:01 pm

Granted, but you melt your entire head.

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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby lalaland on Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:13 pm

granted, but then you say "destroy everything" but forget to tell them not to hurt you, so you die.

I wish this thread would be locked and we knew who the locksmith was.
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:55 pm

granted, but the locking reduces membership/site traffic so dramatically, the site goes bankrupt, and we never see a good risk site as this again. the locksmith is wicked.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:59 pm

Granted, but no one comes to wish you a happy birthday. Later on, you kill yourself because you are so depressed.

I wish I Speedy Gonzales hadn't been canceled.
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:04 pm

granted, but in order for it to be politically correct his name is changed to speedy smith, and he becomes a white mouse that drives a miata.
i wish global warming would stop happening :D
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Postby misterman10 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:05 pm

granted, but then the earth freezes

I wish that school did not start tomorrow, AAAAAH :evil:
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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:32 pm

Granted, it started yesterday( you just didn't realise it)

i wish that i had more food
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Postby misterman10 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:35 pm

granted, you now have 2 grains of rice

i wish i was a midget
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