Shout random crap at the person above/below you

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:18 pm

Well, if you stuck that in the microwave, it wouldnt be a cat...if you catch my drift.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm

Goddam that snowdrift!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:10 pm

True, but when all is said and done, you can't fit all them crates in a butchers store cupboard.

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:14 pm

Norse is the biggest f*ck-up the world has ever known. In the few years he has spent on Earth, millions, perhaps billions of people have died; more than have ever died before, ever. Every time Norse takes a breath, a puppy dies. The world would be better off if the trash Norse is made of had been recycled into coat hangers instead.

Perhaps an explanation of how much Norse fails at life is in order. Norse hasn’t a creative bone in his body. Thus he fails at being a productive human being. Instead of being creative, Norse finds people who are creative and makes fun of them. However, nothing he ever says or does is actually funny, so he fails at making fun of people who are creative.

Norse is so stupid that he actually has his own species in the animal kingdom. He is a relative of the Yak. But whereas a yak knows how to chew its own food, Norse has to be reminded to chew before he swallows, not the other way around. Norse probably couldn’t make himself a cheese sandwich without f*cking it up so bad it makes American policy in Iraq look intelligent. Where Jesus is possibly most famous for walking on water, Norse will no doubt be famous for trying to swim on land. He pees sitting down, and craps standing up.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:19 pm

Kaplowitz, do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. No, come to think of it, you would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:23 pm

i just stole that rant from my friend who was making fun of this other person...and you just perfectly described him, bravo.

You should seriously consider becoming Canadian....what...no...that made no sense...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:35 pm

If you've got a strong back, you're always welcome aboard my boat, sailor.

(BTW, my last post was a random insult generator)

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:35 pm

Hey! It's the old dancing guy from the commercials! (Though in reality it is actually a woman in a man's costume)

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:37 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Hey! It's the old dancing guy from the commercials! (Though in reality it is actually a woman in a man's costume)

I told you the gaint taco would pwn the giant grilled cheese sandwich!

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:39 pm

Either way, it tastes good!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:43 pm

What this all boils down to is your love of cooked meat.

john1099 · Post by **john1099** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:46 pm

Mario Party

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:14 pm

Don't make it like them anymore.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:48 pm

Porstmouth

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:30 am

Go West in the rising dawn my son, it is your destiny

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:31 am

No, it's my destiny.

Honibaz

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:32 am

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:42 am

Don't get many of them to the dozen

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:14 am

I like apple and cherry pie!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:46 am

Sometimes I wonder why I hide the sausages! The oven isn't even hot yet

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:50 am

^ you better not be talking about my missus again you southern ponce. :twisted:

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:51 am

Nah, she's old news mate, I'll let you keep her :lol:

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:53 am

What do mean her, it's a HIM! Don't flame me because I posted, this is only about random crap.

Honibaz

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:17 am

I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:14 pm

Norse wrote:Nah, she's old news mate, I'll let you keep her

thank f&ck for that. can i still bang yours though. :roll: