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Postby The1exile on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:24 pm

Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:24 pm

cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius and accomplished more then she ever could in a million years. She's a nobody.

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Postby cawck mongler on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:32 pm

Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that. Or algae for that matter.
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Postby Stopper on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:36 pm

The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:42 pm

cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that. Or algae for that matter.
Ultimately the algae will consume all nations underneath its aqueous fungal majesty. Even your precious Hitler cannot save you.

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Postby The1exile on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Stopper wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?


Well, general fuckwittery. it's a bit like someone being charged for assault with a cricket bat as opposed to a basebakll bat. except here the guy with the cricket bat happened to be responsible for the dead of loads of jews too.
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Postby cawck mongler on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:47 pm

The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?


Well, general fuckwittery. it's a bit like someone being charged for assault with a cricket bat as opposed to a basebakll bat. except here the guy with the cricket bat happened to be responsible for the dead of loads of jews too.


Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to? There's a little bit of Hitler inside all of us.
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Postby The1exile on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:54 pm

cawck mongler wrote:Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to?


Yes. I'd uch rather have the time to play CC.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:57 pm

cawck mongler wrote:Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to? There's a little bit of Hitler inside all of us.

I dunno if I can manage it this turn, I'll need mad good rolls; and green has five cards to cash on his next go.

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:41 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?


Well, general fuckwittery. it's a bit like someone being charged for assault with a cricket bat as opposed to a basebakll bat. except here the guy with the cricket bat happened to be responsible for the dead of loads of jews too.


Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to? There's a little bit of Hitler inside all of us.
Charlemagne, Napolean, Kubla Khan, multiple Roman Generals, and who knows how many more tried to conquer all of Europe.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:42 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?


Well, general fuckwittery. it's a bit like someone being charged for assault with a cricket bat as opposed to a basebakll bat. except here the guy with the cricket bat happened to be responsible for the dead of loads of jews too.


Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to? There's a little bit of Hitler inside all of us.
Charlemagne, Napolean, Kubla Khan, multiple Roman Generals, and who knows how many more tried to conquer all of Europe.

The Moors are a good one.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:11 pm

Skittles! wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?


Well, general fuckwittery. it's a bit like someone being charged for assault with a cricket bat as opposed to a basebakll bat. except here the guy with the cricket bat happened to be responsible for the dead of loads of jews too.


Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to? There's a little bit of Hitler inside all of us.
Charlemagne, Napolean, Kubla Khan, multiple Roman Generals, and who knows how many more tried to conquer all of Europe.

The Moors are a good one.
Like I said, alot of people tried to conquer europe, with varying degrees of sucess, but this is a bit off topic though.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:22 am

cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that. Or algae for that matter.


Yeah? Well i'd like to see Hitler try to take control of a 13 year old kid addicted to porn.
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Postby heavycola on Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:38 am

cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe


What version of WWII did you study? Cos we did the one where he failed to conquer Europe.

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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:52 am

cawck mongler wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I'm assuming you don't think the woman in the original post deserves to be bracketed with Hitler.


Maybe not, though if fuckwittery was a crime worthy of capital punishment they'd both be liable to be executed on the same charges.


What, really, you think so? Exactly the same charges, or just approximately?


Well, general fuckwittery. it's a bit like someone being charged for assault with a cricket bat as opposed to a basebakll bat. except here the guy with the cricket bat happened to be responsible for the dead of loads of jews too.


Are you saying you wouldn't conquer Europe if you had the chance to? There's a little bit of Hitler inside all of us.

I've actually played with the thought of ruling the world a few times, but I've come to the conclusion that it's not worth it.
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:35 am

cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:25 am

OnlyAmbrose wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.
And people of Eastern culture like Mao were less evil? Or how about the Japanese way of fighting in WW2? Where if the people were not Japanese or were POWs, they were either slaughtered or were treated much worse then most of the people in Europe at the same time.
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Postby heavycola on Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:33 am

cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius


I agree! do you have any idea of the logistics involved in putting 6 million people to death in the space of a few short years?
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Postby d.gishman on Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:34 am

Agreed with muy_thaiguy. At least the German troops (the average soldier, not the nazis in concentration camps) followed Geneva conventions - the Japanese troops didn't even follow that. Stalin killed an insane amount of people (and was the direct cause of many other deaths), but when people praise Stalin, we don't consider that as bad as when someone praises Hitler. The same goes with Mao or Hirohito (the argument that hirohito was a puppet during ww2 doesn't work -- many documents and letters were found showing involvement with the japanese invasions) in terms of amount of people killed, they were just as bad as Hitler.
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Postby Dmunster on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:40 am

No wonder her husband beat her..
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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:50 am

OnlyAmbrose wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.


He's the only person in history to fight and win against such huge odds placed against him. He's only the most hated person because he lost and the incident was recent, in a couple hundred years everyone will have forgotten about him (and I'd actually like you to find young people that hate him, most don't care, only war veterans and the generation after them really give a shit). The rules of war are part of the 'pussification' process I was arguing against. He would've been executed either way, killing himself just spared the ridiculous trial that would have sentenced him (they actually tried non nazis at the Nuremburg trials, and just plain old military officers who were doing their jobs and wern't involved in the holocaust in anyway).

If aliens visited and asked who did the most in their lifetime, I'd tell them Hitler did.
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Postby heavycola on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:04 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
OnlyAmbrose wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.


He's the only person in history to fight and win against such huge odds placed against him. He's only the most hated person because he lost and the incident was recent, in a couple hundred years everyone will have forgotten about him


Are you a troll, or just a gimp? Perhaps, sir, you are both.

While your first sentence makes hitler sound like Muhammad Ali, you appear to ditch your sliiightly revisionist ideas by your second sentence, where you appear to realise that he, in fact, lost the war.

Nah, i think you're a gimp.
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:15 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
OnlyAmbrose wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.
And people of Eastern culture like Mao were less evil? Or how about the Japanese way of fighting in WW2? Where if the people were not Japanese or were POWs, they were either slaughtered or were treated much worse then most of the people in Europe at the same time.


See, but that statement just completely disproves cawkmongler's point. BOTH sides have monsters.

What you are doing is equating two cultures. Our Nazi friend here is saying that one is clearly and objectively better than the other. So in short, I agree with you.
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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:29 pm

OnlyAmbrose wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
OnlyAmbrose wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.
And people of Eastern culture like Mao were less evil? Or how about the Japanese way of fighting in WW2? Where if the people were not Japanese or were POWs, they were either slaughtered or were treated much worse then most of the people in Europe at the same time.


See, but that statement just completely disproves cawkmongler's point. BOTH sides have monsters.

What you are doing is equating two cultures. Our Nazi friend here is saying that one is clearly and objectively better than the other. So in short, I agree with you.


I never said Hitler makes western culture better then other cultures, I simply said that he was a genious and that it takes a great man to unite a broken country and accomplish what he did with that country, to disagree and say that that takes no skill makes you a moron and to say that killing Jews negates all that he did makes you a fucking retard.
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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:32 pm

heavycola wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
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cawck mongler wrote:Hitler was a genius, he took control of Germany and conquered Europe, I'd like to see her accomplish that.


Not only did he ultimately fail conquer Europe, but he succeeded in becoming one of the most hated human beings in history, commit more war crimes than any man in the world (thus breaking laws of war set, incidentally, by the maxims of "Western Culture!"), and perhaps most embarrassingly, demonstrated his lack of balls by eating his own gun.

Not exactly someone you want to use if you're making a case for western culture.


He's the only person in history to fight and win against such huge odds placed against him. He's only the most hated person because he lost and the incident was recent, in a couple hundred years everyone will have forgotten about him


Are you a troll, or just a gimp? Perhaps, sir, you are both.

While your first sentence makes hitler sound like Muhammad Ali, you appear to ditch your sliiightly revisionist ideas by your second sentence, where you appear to realise that he, in fact, lost the war.

Nah, i think you're a gimp.


So you're saying he didn't conquer France, the nation that was considered to have had the strongest military in the world at the time and that he didn't conquer most of Europe within a year? He was eventually brought down by a nearly world wide alliance against him, I'd like to see anyone else win against those odds.
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