Masturbation- is it wrong?

Riao · Post by **Riao** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:50 am

Pico wrote:What I can't see? is it hot in here?

What if you masturbate to jesus? does it count if it's a holy perversion? does it stick you in a catch-22?

I love that pic! Jesus deserves a good bong-hit!

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:14 am

Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

Pico · Post by **Pico** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:45 am

Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

That's why I cry when I masturba.......er....i mean I have this friend, that cries when he masturbates. Very disturbing.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:09 am

Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

No, but I have this friend who paints his fingernails and sometimes pretends that there's somebody else in the room while he masturbates.

Which I think is just plain weird... but maybe I'm just being a prude

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:11 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

No, but I have this friend who paints his fingernails and sometimes pretends that there's somebody else in the room while he masturbates.

Which I think is just plain weird... but maybe I'm just being a prude

Are you sure that's not you, but that's really weird nevertheless.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:34 am

He says the painted fingernails make it easier to imagine that it's a girl doing it. He's a very lonely man.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:52 am

Sounds like it. That's so sad.

Pico · Post by **Pico** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:36 am

Does he also do "The stranger"?

Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:46 am

Heh, good tip...

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:48 am

The stranger is best performed when an actual stranger performs it.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:39 pm

Pico wrote:Does he also do "The stranger"?

Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.

I hadn't heard of that one yet.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:45 pm

Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

MeDeFe you have obviously never served on a submarine.

then again neither have i

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:50 pm

That's true, I was in the artillery.

Capt Killroy · Post by **Capt Killroy** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:05 am

i never heard of anybody getting H.I.V from jerking off and with all the shit out their its the only thing that is 100% safe so do and do as often as you like

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:59 am

Capt Killroy wrote:i never heard of anybody getting H.I.V from jerking off

Then you aren't listening to enough christian radio

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:38 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Pico wrote:Does he also do "The stranger"?

Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.

I hadn't heard of that one yet.

The practice of sitting on your hand until it is numb and then masturbating.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:41 am

[bmaybe you can read this before voting:
masturbation is OK
more or less unbiased source (wikipedia)
err, a google search didn't really find anything arguing against masturbation being wrong. but i am anti-masturbation.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:02 am

Yes, your hormones are demons and testosterone is the devil himself!

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:11 am

which is why the devil is probably a horny little bastard (rim shot) with a huge penis.

Moghul · Post by **Moghul** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:42 am

Hitman079, why would you let anyone else decide what you should or shouldn't do in these matters? It's entirely your own choice. Why should anyone let oneself be restricted by the moral sentiments of anyone else? As far as I can see, that would only benefit the accumulation of power in clerical structures. Why should masturbation be wrong or immoral in the first place?

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:43 am

this is not a question of is it OK for me. this is the personal opinions of other people.

Moghul · Post by **Moghul** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:56 am

OK, that's fine. But I think the questions I raised above are relevant also for anyone else, who would voice their opinions or sentiments.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:16 am

naturally, people do have comments.

Wisse · Post by **Wisse** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:35 am

look out, the walls have ears and the floor has eyes

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:47 am

If you like masturbation and it feels good for you do so ,its your body
no one else opinion matters in this as long as you are not doing it in a public
place or hurting any one .

And it can have health benefits two as its the one time young men are checking there equipment you can check for abnormalities like testicular cancers .

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