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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:51 am

autoload wrote:It's different for someone like you b.k., it is obvious who you are at your age.

Me on the other hand, girls just think guys my age are just lecherous predators. Maybe another 20 years I will be back in the college bars. In the meantime, the Billy Bars give me enough action...


I'm hoping I wont have this problem while I'm older, and here's my theory.

As a little kid I looked just as little as all my friends which was well.. young. Now at 17 I have people telling me I look anywhere between 12-14, but never near my actual age. I figure I keep getting farther and farther younger from my actual age so I figure at 33 I will probably still have the looks of a 25 year old and be making it with hot college chicks.

I may be wrong, I sure hope not because as of now looking young sucks. I hope it gets better.

Also hecter and john June 5, 1990 good luck suckas.
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Re: is 30 years old, OLD?

Postby Stopper on Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:37 am

gethine wrote:i am now 30.
is this a bad age, discuss?
the answer is no.


You're only like this because you've just turned 30.

Just give it a couple of months, and you'll gradually get comfortably used to your age, as if it was your favourite pair of slippers and cardigan.

PS: I'm 30 and 1/4.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:24 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
autoload wrote:It's different for someone like you b.k., it is obvious who you are at your age.

Me on the other hand, girls just think guys my age are just lecherous predators. Maybe another 20 years I will be back in the college bars. In the meantime, the Billy Bars give me enough action...


I'm hoping I wont have this problem while I'm older, and here's my theory.

As a little kid I looked just as little as all my friends which was well.. young. Now at 17 I have people telling me I look anywhere between 12-14, but never near my actual age. I figure I keep getting farther and farther younger from my actual age so I figure at 33 I will probably still have the looks of a 25 year old and be making it with hot college chicks.

I may be wrong, I sure hope not because as of now looking young sucks. I hope it gets better.

Also hecter and john June 5, 1990 good luck suckas.

Kyle you are 1 year and 17 days older then me, but people are always telling me I look older then I am.
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Postby The1exile on Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:49 am

john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Go ahead. Fly to Norway. I'll be driving to California though...

Ouch, giving up on her already? Thats unlucky!
Someone got owned ;)



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Postby Backglass on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:06 am

Fircoal wrote:I'm 14 and I can't go to Collage Bars.


I never was into arts and crafts.

Didn't know they had actual collage bars. Sounds extremely boring to me...unless you are French I guess.

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Postby Aries on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:13 am

The1exile wrote:
john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Go ahead. Fly to Norway. I'll be driving to California though...

Ouch, giving up on her already? Thats unlucky!
Someone got owned ;)



Yep. You.


He's right me johnny boy :lol:
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:17 am

The1exile wrote:
john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Go ahead. Fly to Norway. I'll be driving to California though...

Ouch, giving up on her already? Thats unlucky!
Someone got owned ;)



Yep. You.



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Postby hecter on Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:30 pm

The1exile wrote:
john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Go ahead. Fly to Norway. I'll be driving to California though...

Ouch, giving up on her already? Thats unlucky!
Someone got owned ;)



Yep. You.

:-$

O, and not too long ago, somebody guessed my age (in person) at 17.

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Postby kwanton on Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:41 pm

hecter wrote:
Fircoal wrote:I'm 14 and I can't go to Collage Bars.

They kicked me out for drinking too much beer. :wink:

A sip from you're mothers glass doesn't count as "too much beer" :roll:

O, and for me "too much" is about five... :oops: :lol: :oops:


lol lightweight. 5 is a buzz for me. Then again I can't handle hard liquor worth shit. Half a gatorade bottle of smirnoff and I'm naked on my front lawn.

But I digress. "30's the new 20" so not old at all. And come august it will actually be appropriate for me to party in college bars. F'in pedos.
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Postby Iz Man on Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:28 pm

john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Nov 2nd 1991. And good luck hitting on Cynthia. She's totally mine. I'm lookin' at the special pics now, actually 8)


Hahaha! I've got a few months on you there youngin' ;)
August 23rd 1991, :)


In 1991 I was bangin' Thai hookers for $3 a pop in Phuket. :shock:
Ah, we live & learn, don't we? But that's for another thread.......

Anyways..... 30 is kinda special given nobody has a clue until they start their forth decade.
No offense to the youngins here (because I know most of you are) BUT,
21 and under: really don't have a clue....
22-29: you think you've got your shit together because you've been "legal" for a few years; and maybe you've moved out of Mommy & Daddy's basement, but you're still clueless.

30 is when you finally get a grasp on how things are......how life & people work; and start thinking about nearing the "half way point".

There are always the exceptions, but you really don't have a clue until you come to terms with mortality; and that doesn't typically happen until you're in your 30's......

"with age comes wisdom....."
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Postby hecter on Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:19 pm

Iz Man wrote:21 and under: really don't have a clue....

Screw you old man! :lol:

But no, seriously, screw you.
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Postby Iz Man on Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:41 pm

hecter wrote:
Iz Man wrote:21 and under: really don't have a clue....

Screw you old man! :lol:

But no, seriously, screw you.

see what I mean?
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Postby hecter on Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:43 pm

Iz Man wrote:
hecter wrote:
Iz Man wrote:21 and under: really don't have a clue....

Screw you old man! :lol:

But no, seriously, screw you.

see what I mean?
:wink:

I have a clue though! *holds up strand of hair*
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Postby dividedbyzero on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:35 pm

autoload wrote:hecter fantasizes about receiving PM's from btownmeggy...


Don't we all. :)

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Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:36 pm

Iz Man wrote:
john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Nov 2nd 1991. And good luck hitting on Cynthia. She's totally mine. I'm lookin' at the special pics now, actually 8)


Hahaha! I've got a few months on you there youngin' ;)
August 23rd 1991, :)


In 1991 I was bangin' Thai hookers for $3 a pop in Phuket. :shock:
Ah, we live & learn, don't we? But that's for another thread.......


hmm...1991...the start of the fight against AIDS...you pick that up while you were there?

i gotta say, thats not the smartest thing you coulda done while in Thailand... :?
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Postby autoload on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:58 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
autoload wrote:It's different for someone like you b.k., it is obvious who you are at your age.

Me on the other hand, girls just think guys my age are just lecherous predators. Maybe another 20 years I will be back in the college bars. In the meantime, the Billy Bars give me enough action...


I'm hoping I wont have this problem while I'm older, and here's my theory.

As a little kid I looked just as little as all my friends which was well.. young. Now at 17 I have people telling me I look anywhere between 12-14, but never near my actual age. I figure I keep getting farther and farther younger from my actual age so I figure at 33 I will probably still have the looks of a 25 year old and be making it with hot college chicks.

I may be wrong, I sure hope not because as of now looking young sucks. I hope it gets better.

Also hecter and john June 5, 1990 good luck suckas.


Ha ha!

Don't worry about trying to stay young looking for the college chicks. You see, as you look and get older you attract older chicks that would ordinarily look down upon the youngsters. Part of it is because you can talk a better game once you get older.

I'll take a 30 something MILF over a brain dead co-ed anyday.
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Postby Serbia on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:18 pm

Yeah, I'm 26, and 30 doesn't seem old at all. In fact, it'll be here in 3 1/2 years. Thing I'm finding out, is everything is going by WAY too fast. Seems just yesterday I was worried about making it to my 16th birthday, so I could actually drive a car! That's over 10 years ago. Watching friends grow up, seeing friends have kids (none for me, for a good long while yet either!)... And then parents! My dad is 56. That's just scary. Parent's of some older friends I have are 62! I've known them all my life, but they're closer to the end than... well. It's enough to remember all this, and realize how short the time we have really is, and to make the most out of everything we have now. So is thirty old? No... just another step forward.
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Postby hecter on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:20 pm

Serbia wrote:Yeah, I'm 26, and 30 doesn't seem old at all. In fact, it'll be here in 3 1/2 years. Thing I'm finding out, is everything is going by WAY too fast. Seems just yesterday I was worried about making it to my 16th birthday, so I could actually drive a car! That's over 10 years ago. Watching friends grow up, seeing friends have kids (none for me, for a good long while yet either!)... And then parents! My dad is 56. That's just scary. Parent's of some older friends I have are 62! I've known them all my life, but they're closer to the end than... well. It's enough to remember all this, and realize how short the time we have really is, and to make the most out of everything we have now. So is thirty old? No... just another step forward.

Slow down man! :shock: I'm still trying to make it past that 16 hump!
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Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:21 pm

wow...that was really well put Serbia...
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Postby Iz Man on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:23 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Iz Man wrote:
john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Nov 2nd 1991. And good luck hitting on Cynthia. She's totally mine. I'm lookin' at the special pics now, actually 8)


Hahaha! I've got a few months on you there youngin' ;)
August 23rd 1991, :)


In 1991 I was bangin' Thai hookers for $3 a pop in Phuket. :shock:
Ah, we live & learn, don't we? But that's for another thread.......


hmm...1991...the start of the fight against AIDS...you pick that up while you were there?

i gotta say, thats not the smartest thing you coulda done while in Thailand... :?

Exactly.
Although the fight against AIDS began in the mid 80's...
But it proves my point. I was in my early 20's at the time, so I thought I had it together.....

(I came out of Thailand unscathed, BTW, for what its worth)
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Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:25 pm

you got lucky...you were just giving your guardian angel some exercise, thats all...
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Postby passions on Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:51 pm

No not at all, I just turned 30 in March and I'm loving it.I've never felt or looked younger and it's good because I have 4 kids and I'm able to grow with them as a parent and as a friend.So it's pretty good..30 is amazing! :D
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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:27 am

between 86 and 92 i was clubbing it and going to raves every weekend getting bladdered and ending up fighting quite a lot. madchester happened in about 89. oh those were the days. it was not a good night if you did not cop off with some student tart in the indie clubs or twat some odd-bods head in. then i met my wife settled down a had a couple of kids (9 years apart). now life is better, but don`t forget what growing up in sunny salford was like. now i have to look forward to going to norse`s house and screwing his missus. :lol:
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Postby Backglass on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:50 am

passions wrote:it's good because I have 4 kids and I'm able to grow with them as a parent and as a friend.So it's pretty good..30 is amazing! :D


You age has nothing to do with your ability to raise/grow with your children. I would recommend that people NOT have kids until they are at least 30. I didn't and am glad I waited. Enjoy your twenties kid-free...you have plenty of time.
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Postby btownmeggy on Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:22 am

DAZMCFC wrote:between 86 and 92 i was clubbing it and going to raves every weekend getting bladdered and ending up fighting quite a lot. madchester happened in about 89. oh those were the days. it was not a good night if you did not cop off with some student tart in the indie clubs or twat some odd-bods head in. then i met my wife settled down a had a couple of kids (9 years apart). now life is better, but don`t forget what growing up in sunny salford was like. now i have to look forward to going to norse`s house and screwing his missus. :lol:


This is a great post. My favorite part: "and ending up fighting quite a lot"
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