Who masturbates ???????????

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:45 am

I think dirk41's exhortations against masturbation are more an indicator of the malign influence of religion, rather than of masturbation itself.

Don't do it, kids. Stay away from prayer meetings, chapels, and don't be drawn in by cool Christian Rock music.

It's every person's human right to enjoy a guilt-free hand-shandy.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:28 am

dirk41 still hasn't answered my initial question, though. 20 years of masturbation... Did it impair your acuity and did hair start growing on the palms of your hands?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:55 am

Well what I do know is that I will masturbate and watch porn till the day I die! I don't care if it's a sin or I'm religious, and I don't care if my wife does it either! Hell, we could masturbate together. Wouldn't that be fun

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:39 am

i love how dirk41 has 7 posts.....and all of them are about masturbation

dirk41 · Post by **dirk41** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:08 pm

Hey it's just what I believe and i'm doing fine with out doing it. So you guys can believe and do what you want. I gave my opinion, thats what forums are about right.So I'll leave it at that. Thanks .

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:10 pm

ya f*ck off

dirk41 · Post by **dirk41** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:20 pm

Give a logical answer and you give me a childish answer. Ya real mature.

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:22 pm

im 12 that falls into the category of "child"

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:23 pm

Ok, in all fairness to dirk, he has the right idea as far as marriage is concerned. Wanking will definitely take some of your sexual energy, and your wife will be shortchanged as a result. If neither of you wank, then your sex together will be a lot more passionate and fulfilling.

dirk41 · Post by **dirk41** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:27 pm

Then 12 year old what do you know about anything on this subject youve only just discoverd you have a wank to yank.

dirk41 · Post by **dirk41** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:28 pm

Thanks B.K. Barunt.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:29 pm

dirk41 wrote:Then 12 year old what do you know about anything on this subject youve only just discoverd you have a wank to yank.

Shouldn't that be the other way around?
Anyway, I've noticed that jake frequently comments on both this and the "Sex Position" thread next-door. You are one sick 12 year old.
I recommend therapy.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:50 pm

lol, i agree

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:02 am

I recommend getting laid by a 45 year old hooker, that will cure him. Of course he might get some other diseases instead...

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:57 am

Come on now you guys, remember when you were his age? Don't give the poor kid a complex. Being somewhat obsessed with wanking is completely normal at his age - he's just discovered the most intense physical zing that life has to offer - how does that make him a sick f*ck? Hell, i wank it myself when my old lady isn't in the mood (and don't even ask me how often that is).

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:30 am

Hmm, I used to do it way more often when I was a teenager. The frequency dropped dramatically after I've met my first girlfriend (somewhere in my early twenties. and she's still there, knock on wood). I still do it from time to time though. I've got to say it's a very different experience.. It's not that I do it because my girl is not taking care of me either. I don't really plan it beforehand, it just happens

Dmunster · Post by **Dmunster** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:44 am

Sometimes id rather pull one off than shag my chica. It takes much less effort and yeilds the same rewards.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:00 am

I disagree for a number of reasons, but i'll just mention one - after shagging my chica, i'm satisfied for much longer than after i wank. Hell, i used to wank before shagging my chica just so i could last for more than a couple hours.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:50 am

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:06 pm

Arj Barker:

"If I get with a girl and get to second base, and then I go home and rub one out, that's like runs batted in"

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:25 pm

So there you are stuck on second while a couple other guys made it home?

brekus · Post by **brekus** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:24 am

off-topic, Dirk you play RC (from your avatar) or just a picture you picked up? just wondering because I play it alot in a clan ect ect

maybe I should just pm him

damn too late

wait not it's not, I'm still typing

who am I kidding im too lazy to pm someone

Sycophantman · Post by **Sycophantman** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:39 am

Let's be honest, the poll question here is actually, "Are you a liar?"

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:40 am

brekus wrote:who am I kidding im too lazy to pm someone

Just click the little pm button underneath their post. It does half the hard work for you thataway.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:09 am

He still has to type it, though