[OFFICIAL] Charle's Fun Mafia - "Game On" Day 4

[Loose Canon]

@ New Players to mafia

It has been suggested a town protective role such as doctor should protect halrob/cop N1.
Any such role would likely not be able to protect same player on consecutive nights.

Therefore tossing a coin to determine whether to protect a player claiming cop would be an alternative tactic to employ.

[chanakam2020]

Guys does anyone see Darin ?
He is so silent.
Look like hiding some where and looking what we are talking.
I am suspecious.

Vote Darin

apparently your not looking hard enough. I post my thought last page

My Bad.
I was thinking too hard about Hal & then was thinking too hard who is worthy to suspect and got fatigue and brainfog
& have missed that last page.

UnVote Darin

[Charle]

Vote Count:

Halrob (3) - Darin, Max, Devon
Devon (2) - EW, Sonic
Darin (1) - Kong
Sonic (1) - Ragian
Ragian (1) - hjelp
Kong (1) - Loose

With 13 Alive - 7 needed for lynch

Happy Spring Day for those in the Southern Hemisphere

[SoN!c]

Heads up: Im flying to greece (crete) the day after tomorrow for two weeks. I'll be checking in around bed time or breakast (whenever breakfast time is ) from time to time.

[Loose Canon]

Where's Kong?

[Charle]

Where's Kong?

I sent him a "ping", let's hope he is OK.

[chanakam2020]

Heads up: Im flying to greece (crete) the day after tomorrow for two weeks. I'll be checking in around bed time or breakast (whenever breakfast time is ) from time to time.

Sound like you are going for a Mafia Dons meeting.

Vote SoN!c

[halrob64]

sure your not popping over to Sicily?

[chanakam2020]

sure your not popping over to Sicily?

here’s a delightfully sketchy, fully rigorous\* proof that Crete = Sicily.

1. proof by cancellation of seas
Crete ∈ Mediterranean and Sicily ∈ Mediterranean.
Divide both sides by “Mediterranean” (nonzero, obviously full of water):
Crete = Sicily. □

2. proof by topology (crumpled-map lemma)
Crumple a paper map of Europe into a ball. All islands become homeomorphic to a disc. All discs are “the same” (under reckless hand-waving). Therefore the islands are the same. □

3. proof by pizza theorem (culinary isomorphism)
Both islands are pizza-slice shaped. By the Pizza Isomorphism Principle, shape + crust = pizza; equal pizza ⇒ equal islands. (Also, both produce olive oil; olives commute.) □

4. proof by contradiction (olive optimality paradox)
Assume Crete ≠ Sicily. Then there would be two “best” places for olive oil. But “best” is unique (definition by foodie). Contradiction. Hence Crete = Sicily. □

5. proof by category theory (myth functor)
Define a functor F: (Greek myth) → (Roman myth) mapping (Labyrinth → Volcano), (Minotaur → Cyclops), (Theseus → Odysseus visiting). Natural isomorphism of hero-monster pairs implies the underlying objects decategorify to equality: Crete ≅ Sicily ⇒ Crete = Sicily. □

6. proof by linguistic continuity
“Kriti” (Κρήτη) under the Great Mediterranean Vowel Shift becomes “Sicilia” after applying the Soft-C Operator and rotating a T by 90° to get an L. Therefore identical. □

corollary
If all roads lead to Rome and all ferries lead from Rome, all islands are Rome-adjacent; hence Crete = Sicily = “next to Rome,” which is basically the same thing. □

\*“rigorous” in the sense of a wet napkin after eating arancini and dakos.

Vote SoN!c forgot to put bold text in my previous vote

[Loose Canon]

Love it Chana.

May i add that even if sonic can answer the above, Shrodingers cat will prove sonic is in Crete and Sicily at the same time.

[Devante]

So I see not much has really changed in my absence other then a possible town PR claim maybe not a claim. Anything of further interest? I'm all for a lynch D1 as that's our only town weapon to use but right now no one is jumping out as scum to me

[SoN!c]

sure your not popping over to Sicily?

here’s a delightfully sketchy, fully rigorous\* proof that Crete = Sicily.

1. proof by cancellation of seas
Crete ∈ Mediterranean and Sicily ∈ Mediterranean.
Divide both sides by “Mediterranean” (nonzero, obviously full of water):
Crete = Sicily. □

2. proof by topology (crumpled-map lemma)
Crumple a paper map of Europe into a ball. All islands become homeomorphic to a disc. All discs are “the same” (under reckless hand-waving). Therefore the islands are the same. □

3. proof by pizza theorem (culinary isomorphism)
Both islands are pizza-slice shaped. By the Pizza Isomorphism Principle, shape + crust = pizza; equal pizza ⇒ equal islands. (Also, both produce olive oil; olives commute.) □

4. proof by contradiction (olive optimality paradox)
Assume Crete ≠ Sicily. Then there would be two “best” places for olive oil. But “best” is unique (definition by foodie). Contradiction. Hence Crete = Sicily. □

5. proof by category theory (myth functor)
Define a functor F: (Greek myth) → (Roman myth) mapping (Labyrinth → Volcano), (Minotaur → Cyclops), (Theseus → Odysseus visiting). Natural isomorphism of hero-monster pairs implies the underlying objects decategorify to equality: Crete ≅ Sicily ⇒ Crete = Sicily. □

6. proof by linguistic continuity
“Kriti” (Κρήτη) under the Great Mediterranean Vowel Shift becomes “Sicilia” after applying the Soft-C Operator and rotating a T by 90° to get an L. Therefore identical. □

corollary
If all roads lead to Rome and all ferries lead from Rome, all islands are Rome-adjacent; hence Crete = Sicily = “next to Rome,” which is basically the same thing. □

\*“rigorous” in the sense of a wet napkin after eating arancini and dakos.

Vote SoN!c forgot to put bold text in my previous vote

I was in sicily when i said i was. Proof was in my italian flag on my wall. (Italian flag)

I will be in crete when i say i will be. Proof will be on my wall (Greece flag two weeks long. It will be greek when first wifi sign in which should take too long once i get there).

You got me on the two “best” places for olive oil. Thats exactly why i go there. Etna vulcanic soil makes olive oil sweet and tender, not one drop of bitterness. The Crte variety Koroneiki olives is second to best. My dream oil would be Koroneiki olives on Etna volcanic soil.

Unvote.

Vote Chana for not knowing the Don meeting is in Sicily, then New York (not Greece) while voting a real olive oil lover instead. Voting against pure gold olive oil can't be town

[SoN!c]

Vote Chanakam

[SoN!c]

Unvote

Vote Chanakam

Kingm knew i was in Sicily just a 2 weeks back. City trip with my son to Catania and Mount Etna - got Etna olive oil and great memories from night live dinners. Maybye i mentioned it here, can't remember, the wine was too good

[Extreme Ways]

So I see not much has really changed in my absence other then a possible town PR claim maybe not a claim. Anything of further interest? I'm all for a lynch D1 as that's our only town weapon to use but right now no one is jumping out as scum to me

The PR claim is a claim and should be ignored for elimination.

Heads up: Im flying to greece (crete) the day after tomorrow for two weeks. I'll be checking in around bed time or breakast (whenever breakfast time is ) from time to time.

Sound like you are going for a Mafia Dons meeting.

Vote SoN!c

Explain?

Spoiler

Chana seems to try fitting in but not actually doing anything. I dont want to move my vote but they are definitely in my scumreads

FP'd by Sonic, inclined to follow

[SoN!c]

OK you non believers, i looked my booking:


Brussel - Catania

10 - 14 aug. 2025

VOLTOOID
2

4

Do yu want me to post more details or do you wanna ask Kingm or Plurple?

[SoN!c]

You f*ckers

[SoN!c]

So i could not find any mention of my trip to sicily but you guys seemed to know all about it... i used search function. Looks like i never mentioned it here so real weird you posted that but no noke joke i went to sicily 2 weeks ago you fuckers and i was thinking "if they now it i must of mentioned it here"

Oh wel it was fun in sicily

Anyways, i still got it and attracting scum crab heat is what a sicilian crab pot fisher does best

Bring it you mofos - i'll be reading you asap exposing one scum before another before you get me!

And this game is slow, turn it up!

[SoN!c]

Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will
But I'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere

And the earth becomes my throne Soniconica!
I adapt to the unknown

But I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind anywhere
Nevermind anywhere
Anywhere I may roam

Off the beaten path I reign

[SoN!c]

For it is prophesied that one day The Sonic shall return to reclaim his birthright as King of Soniconica...and then all Heck shall break out.

Anywhere I may roam

Off the beaten path I reign!

[SoN!c]

ok this is rock legendary stuff:



1991: i was 16 in 1991 and 1991 was a hell of a time to be 16 - anything was possible and i was flying with air france to anywere (and great age to be 22 in 1997 too )

The best years

[SoN!c]

Okay bit drunk here not much. But i need to explan the olive oil part.

When you turn 46 you need super olive oil. Not only to bake your meat or whatever..

But every morning a table spoon of the golden stuff is golden. Only crete Koroneiki premium extra virgin olive oil/ sicilian etna superior (also premium extra virgin olive oil cold extraction mechanical) oil will do. 20 euro p bottle minimum is the reference. If it's 30 so what. It's the good stuff and it's real good for your health

Please follow my advice 1 year and say if i was wrong or right. If i am wrong i'll buy you a beer at any location where you wanna face me in person (so i can see your face if you were lying)

[hjelp]

It looks like things are getting out of hands

[SoN!c]

It looks like things are getting out of hands

Yes like it is supposed to be in order to find scum in the chaos

[SoN!c]

Think of this:

It sounds crazy but it's effective