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by jimboston » Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:05 am
Sorry… gotta go with Koolbak.
I think he’ll pull and Indian Jones on you.
You face off, he cracks his knuckles, you stretch and do some air karate or shadow boxing to warm up.
Then as you are about to engage, he pulls out a pistol and shoots you.
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by bigtoughralf » Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:33 am
KB is an old man who is very keen to tell everyone about the blood-curdling violence he could rain down on CC posters, on burglars, on people who cough in his direction etc. DDS used to be military and I don't think ever talks tough about getting into fights.
An empty bottle makes the most noise, DDS would slay old man time.
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by KoolBak » Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:46 am
*buys more booze for neighbor*
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:22 am
I'M GETTING CREAMED! MY EGO! NOOOOOOOO!
Lol. I'll update this later in the day. Too hungover to keep looking at this text.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:24 pm
Round 5 ladies and gents. Hitred vs Owenshooter. The Black Jesus against Gods prophet.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by mookiemcgee » Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:35 pm
Black Jesus > False Prophet
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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by jonesthecurl » Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:09 pm
Almost anyone >Hatred.
oops. 'Hitred'.
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by KoolBak » Sat Jul 01, 2023 6:13 pm
*rubs DDS's shoulders*
It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by mookiemcgee » Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:00 pm
KoolBak wrote: *rubs DDS's shoulders*
It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie
Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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by KoolBak » Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:05 pm
So I don't have a dog in the current fight.
If not Mook, can someone offer some assistance?
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:01 pm
mookiemcgee wrote: KoolBak wrote: *rubs DDS's shoulders*
It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie
Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by mookiemcgee » Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:11 pm
DirtyDishSoap wrote: mookiemcgee wrote: KoolBak wrote: *rubs DDS's shoulders*
It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie
Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?
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as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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by jimboston » Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:08 am
Isn’t Own already dead?
I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?
I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?
(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)
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by Dukasaur » Sun Jul 02, 2023 1:48 pm
jimboston wrote: Isn’t Own already dead?
I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?
I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?
(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)
He was not booted and he still drops in once in a while. Not often, but i think there was a sighting just a couple weeks ago.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:24 pm
He's actively inactive. Hitred stays inside his diary so it's not much different.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by KoolBak » Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:57 pm
Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:25 pm
Gonna give this another day before i set up the next round of slap fights.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by jusplay4fun » Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:36 am
KoolBak wrote: Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote
Well said, KB
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by DirtyDishSoap » Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:04 pm
Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by jimboston » Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:18 pm
I’m leaning Mookie but want to hear the arguments for TeeGee.
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by jonesthecurl » Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:18 pm
DirtyDishSoap wrote: Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.
I think he forgot the 's' at the front of his user name.
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by jonesthecurl » Wed Jul 05, 2023 12:14 am
KoolBak wrote:
Sorry, no goofy accents in this bit....
Someone spotted I'm a Brit the other day when I was swimming from the way I blow a slightly louder breath at the nd of each length. Yes, apparently I BREATHE with an accent.
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by Dukasaur » Wed Jul 05, 2023 12:51 am
It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.
They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:30 am
And yet I'm 30 something and lost to a prehistoric dinosaur!
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by mookiemcgee » Wed Jul 05, 2023 2:31 pm
Dukasaur wrote: It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.
They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is.
I'm over the hill now... just barely but I feel it's an important age where bodies quickly start failing after you hit the mark.
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.