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The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:00 am

The ratings include four important metrics:
1) Length
2) Girth
3) Ball Sag
4) Circumcision

The reason is that we must make sure these E-Peen's are accurately represented in these 4 categories, is in case any suitors prefer a certain type/style of E-Peen.
Please remember that we do not guarantee actual Peen size, but simply accurate measurements of E-Peen. See forums for self-discovery.

C
MTIceman41 - 3.6", 4.5", immense, yes
rockfist - 3.4", 4.0", slightly more than you'd expect, no
xroads - 4.8", 3.2", no sag, yes

B
NSS - 6.5", 4.0", acceptable, no
i-andrei - 6.1", 4.3", slight sag, yes

A
icepack - 5.8", 4.6", perfect, yes

S
IamCaff - 4.8", 6.0", tight, no
Don - 7.5", 5.0", slight sag, no

S+
EW - 7.8", 4.2", perfect, yes

D+
Josko - 16", 7.0", the best sag you could ask for, no (its impossible with a dick this big)
Naruto - 18", 7.5", He doesn't even have balls he's built different, yes (its possible because he doesn't have any balls)

Honorable Mentions
Shnapple - 6.5", 4.5", proportionate, yes
Smurf - 5.5", 5.0", tight, yes
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:31 am

are u measuring hard or floppy?
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Nut Shot Scott on Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:46 am

This is too good.
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:56 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:are u measuring hard or floppy?


I've not managed to be around any of you without you guys getting hard-ons, so hard is the only measurements I have for now.
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Sep 16, 2022 10:00 am

on the contrary none of the recent conversations have made me erect

its mostly only my own posts that do it
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby josko.ri on Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:10 am

My e-peen is not measured in inches but in kilometers ;)
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby MTIceman41 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:22 am

This wins thread of the year :lol:
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Keefie on Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:51 am

Swimmer this is awesome :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby rockfist on Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:43 pm

I have everyone fooled lol
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:59 pm

rockfist wrote:I have everyone fooled lol

Blame it on the roids 8-[
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby rockfist on Fri Sep 16, 2022 2:53 pm

Roids only shrink your balls...and only if you don't cycle off them every 2-3 months. 8-)
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby MTIceman41 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:21 pm

rockfist wrote:Roids only shrink your balls...and only if you don't cycle off them every 2-3 months. 8-)


Andrew Huberman…youtube
This guy does a good analysis of testosterone
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Extreme Ways on Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:57 pm

Hmm, this post speaks lies. I think I'm 7.9" in freedom units.
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:12 pm

You must have grown. Not a surprise for a growing boy
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby MTIceman41 on Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:31 pm

Swimmerdude99 wrote:You must have grown. Not a surprise for a growing boy


That just makes me think of Pinocchio…now that movie will always get people to think of e peen :lol: :lol:

*should make a new user group of e peen members
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby fishydance on Sat Sep 17, 2022 10:06 am

MTIceman41 wrote:This wins thread of the year :lol:


I second that!
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Shannon Apple on Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:31 pm

Hahaha! This thread! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well played!
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby i-andrei on Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:35 pm

Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Extreme Ways on Sat Sep 17, 2022 4:01 pm

i-andrei wrote:Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..

Real question is why there isn't an offline peen rating thread, I thought Swimmer's wife compiled all the data...
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby MTIceman41 on Sat Sep 17, 2022 5:02 pm

Extreme Ways wrote:
i-andrei wrote:Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..

Real question is why there isn't an offline peen rating thread, I thought Swimmer's wife compiled all the data...


This is good…I was so wrong on EW…his metrics are perfect :lol:
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby emilywink on Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:03 pm

HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby josko.ri on Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:11 pm

emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.

I want to battle you without e ;)
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:24 pm

josko.ri wrote:
emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.

I want to battle you without e ;)

:-s
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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby emilywink on Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:11 pm

josko.ri wrote:
emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.

I want to battle you without e ;)



so you mean battle me as milywink?

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Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:59 am

I think he is trying to say he'd only battle you irl, if your name was Mily. As we can see from the provided data, textual clues would inform us that the username emilywink is really
E
Mily
Wink ( ;) )

In this moment, josko has declared his love for real life Mily. If only that was your name he would come to you and rescue you from your ivory tower so he could punmmel you in a game of real life, table top, risk.

Now, being a josko translator is tough stuff, please see my profile for my venmo/cashapp details.

Unlike the people in this post, I cannot attract women with my e-peen, it is simply unenviable. Only with my dolla dolla bills, y'all, will I manage to pull e-girls.
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