I have to plan a wedding

[Skoffin]

Give me your terrible suggestions

[Skoffin]

Should I just get everyone to dress as T-rexes and have a picnic

[Razorvich]

Invite me

[Razorvich]

Invite me

and if you must TeeGee

[Skoffin]

Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food

[Razorvich]

Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food

I'm in Perth TeeGee is in Melbourne.

TeeGee wants the free food.. I want the free booze.

so my turn for questions.
1. Are you the bride?
2. Are the Brides maids hot and single?
3. Will you tell our wives what we get up to?
4. are you serving oysters? (Bad idea BTW)
5. What will be the house beer and house wine on offer?
6. Will there be entertainment?

[DoomYoshi]

make sure you have twice as much lighting as you think you need, unless it's an astronomers wedding

[HitRed]

Give me your terrible suggestions

Sad I know this. Only invite divorcees and their former spouses + tones of liquor. Serve CORN chowder.

[KoolBak]

Shrimps on the barbie? Sheilas on the barbie??

[mrswdk]

Is it a Western wedding or another sort of wedding (e.g. Hindu, Chinese, Sharia)?

Try and avoid doing anything patriarchal during the ceremony, which is hard given marriage's patriarchal roots but still doable.

[tzor]

1/3 of all the shows on the Hallmark channel are dedicated to weddings. (The other third are dedicated to Christmas, and the other third to Princes, but that doesn't mean that they don't have shows where a prince marries someone on Christmas, typically some ordinary American.)

OK, they also love vineyards and chocolate.

[jonesthecurl]

1/3 of all the shows on the Hallmark channel are dedicated to weddings. (The other third are dedicated to Christmas, and the other third to Princes, but that doesn't mean that they don't have shows where a prince marries someone on Christmas, typically some ordinary American.)

OK, they also love vineyards and chocolate.

Don't they have cutesie murder mysteries solved by canny housewives too? Or am I thinking of another channel?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Just bring copious amounts of booze.

Wedding has now been planned.

[TeeGee]

Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food

I'm in Perth TeeGee is in Melbourne.

TeeGee wants the free food.. I want the free booze.

so my turn for questions.
1. Are you the bride?
2. Are the Brides maids hot and single?
3. Will you tell our wives what we get up to?
4. are you serving oysters? (Bad idea BTW)
5. What will be the house beer and house wine on offer?
6. Will there be entertainment?

BEER ME

Wives? What are they Raz?
Oysters? I will be spending 2-3 days in hospital, Pies,sausage rolls and if you wanna go fancy, maybe a BBQ.. or real fancy - pig on a spit. MMM Bacon

and BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,

[Skoffin]

The venue already comes with unlimited drinks, which I feel is a terrible idea but it's part of the price already.

Murder mystery wedding? Great idea thanks lads.
We should have costumes too

[Skoffin]

Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food

I'm in Perth TeeGee is in Melbourne.

TeeGee wants the free food.. I want the free booze.

so my turn for questions.
1. Are you the bride? Yes
2. Are the Brides maids hot and single? She is young, hot, and single, and you are absolutely not to touch her.
3. Will you tell our wives what we get up to? You have a wife?!
4. are you serving oysters? (Bad idea BTW) No. They are expensive and I'm allergic.
5. What will be the house beer and house wine on offer? I don't know, a bunch of different wines and regular and light beers. Maybe spirits too but unknown currently.
6. Will there be entertainment? No fun allowed.

[mrswdk]

Judging by the way my comment was ignored and from the inputs of some others in this thread I am growing seriously concerned that this will not be an inclusive wedding. Will the catering options include vegan, halal and kosher? Will people who do not take drugs like alcohol be able to participate in the festivities on an equal footing with other guests? Will the wedding be eco-friendly, avoiding unnecessary use of plastics, littering the environment with non-biodegradable confetti, keeping beef off the menu etc.?

These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.

[KoolBak]

Sounding suspiciously Catholic.

[Razorvich]

I dare you to invite me

[Skoffin]

Judging by the way my comment was ignored and from the inputs of some others in this thread I am growing seriously concerned that this will not be an inclusive wedding. Will the catering options include vegan, halal and kosher? Will people who do not take drugs like alcohol be able to participate in the festivities on an equal footing with other guests? Will the wedding be eco-friendly, avoiding unnecessary use of plastics, littering the environment with non-biodegradable confetti, keeping beef off the menu etc.?

These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.

It's a western, non-religious type wedding. There will be vegan, but no religious considerations - no one I know has that type of requirement. I don't drink myself, so calm down susan.
There will be plenty of plastic and beef for everyone.


Raz I'll spite invite you

[tzor]

Don't they have cutesie murder mysteries solved by canny housewives too? Or am I thinking of another channel?

It's Hallmark but I think they have multiple channels.

[mrswdk]

Judging by the way my comment was ignored and from the inputs of some others in this thread I am growing seriously concerned that this will not be an inclusive wedding. Will the catering options include vegan, halal and kosher? Will people who do not take drugs like alcohol be able to participate in the festivities on an equal footing with other guests? Will the wedding be eco-friendly, avoiding unnecessary use of plastics, littering the environment with non-biodegradable confetti, keeping beef off the menu etc.?

These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.

It's a western, non-religious type wedding. There will be vegan, but no religious considerations - no one I know has that type of requirement. I don't drink myself, so calm down susan.
There will be plenty of plastic and beef for everyone.


Raz I'll spite invite you

So there are some encouraging signs here, but clearly your religious friends are all too terrified of your social circle's violent atheist mob rule to feel comfortable being open about their beliefs.

I'm not turning down your invitation, just asking that while I consider accepting you consider setting up a multi-faith prayer room somewhere near the festivities.

[2dimes]

Hire some cops that turn out to be exotic dancers.

[jonesthecurl]

Hire some cops that turn out to be exotic dancers.

and vice versa.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Congrats skoffin

So long as you have food and drink and maybe a couple games, it'll probably go well.