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2dimes wrote:Does anyone know how much effort I put into thinking?
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It's clear you put in very little.
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Just the tip?
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If that.
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mrswdk wrote:Just the tip?
If I used my entire length, he may cry. I hate seeing grown men cry.
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riskllama wrote:just finished arthur - was ok.
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nietzsche wrote:
riskllama wrote:just finished arthur - was ok.

Its a long way to Zeke
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DoomYoshi wrote:We both plow on our days off.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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a grass mud horse never tells, fake bern... ;)

Psst: secret hint:
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A footnote in a textbook:
Of course, in real life, there are nouns whose relationship with
“yellow” is not so clear-cut, but since our goal is to make this look like
mathematics, let us pretend that every object in the world is either
definitively yellow or definitively not yellow.
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Yet again:
nietzsche, to mrswdk wrote:do me do me
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HitRed says

Would a three legged cat work?
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The ram wrote:I love how I make money Bern. I make it by sucking cock that's fine by me.
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mrswdk wrote:you should put your kid in a cell and waterboard it every day to toughen it up
This one is great because mrs is banned and can't defend herself.
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Adult friendships seem to me hopelessly diluted and weak. They’re forged in such mild circumstances. You like the same books. Your husbands are friends. You meet at work. Compare that to: ‘We were 15 and we sat in a graveyard and ate magic mushrooms and talked about the meaning of existence until the sun came up over Tescos.’ You can’t compare them.
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Symmetry wrote: melts in your mouth like butter. Beef flavoured butter....
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Dukasaur wrote: Alternatively, you can just nail her in the ass .., and then put on your most charming smile and say, "Haha, just kidding!"
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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:woosh
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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
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nice
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betiko wrote:I actually prefer the combo 2 lesbo mums
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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DoomYoshi wrote:No gentleman should enter the ladies
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:No gentleman should enter the ladies
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warmonger1981 wrote:Let's talk about a three-way.
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Bern said
Sorry about the name calling, you fukn idiot.
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