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[MnrToti]

Can I do this again? θ-- θ--

Got more stories .. For a reward of course

[King_Herpes]

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[notyou2]

karel

[mrswdk]

karel

Yes!

[TheForgivenOne]

Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.

Angarita

Honestly think this player could use it Long standing member that I remember playing throughout the years, never seen as premium.

[riskllama]

judge reinhold and/or persianempire.

[King_Herpes]

SERIOUSLY LLAMA THE FUCKING PENIS GUY!!?? THIS IS A LEGIT DEAL NOT A JOKE!!!! If the guy wants premium and can type penis in chat so much well than he can type it out here.

ALAKAZAM! Now leave me!!

karel
Angarita
persianempire

[karel]

thx for the premi man

[mookiemcgee]

thx for the premi man

It was a mistake, you couldn't pass the only criteria so it will soon be taken away

Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.

[mrswdk]

I pray to Alakazam a Muslim. Pokepuns!

[King_Herpes]

thx for the premi man

That's funny, that's exactly what your Ma said to me last night.

W/ a bit of a rocker-slut accent. Anyways you're welcome, Son.

[Newcastle777]

I have spent every spare minute since playing here building an effigy of the Bogan God for I hear he blesses the dice. The little saucer of cream offering I leave each night vanishes by morning. The dice are still the same but the cat has put on weight.

[TheForgivenOne]

I have spent every spare minute since playing here building an effigy of the Bogan God for I hear he blesses the dice. The little saucer of cream offering I leave each night vanishes by morning. The dice are still the same but the cat has put on weight.

You made me laugh. Have a gift.

[Newcastle777]

Thanks buddy.

[TheForgivenOne]

I humbly apologize for hijacking the Almighty King_Herpes thread.

I still have a few more Premiums I'll be giving away to any Freemium's.

[betiko]

I feel like i should act a bit like kh's money counting partner here.
KH, will you stop wasting your money? We all know you are big wham.

[IcePack]

I thought blitz was wham

[TheForgivenOne]

I thought blitz was wham

No. GLG

[TeeGee]

we all really know she is wicked

[Dukasaur]

wicked is riskllama

[IcePack]

So...llama is wham?

[Dukasaur]

wham's on First

[demonfork]

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[riskllama]

congrats, NEG...

[King_Herpes]

You love helping BigWham. 
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