Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

[iliveonemoretime]

Hi My name Is Alexis, I just want to play online games mobile games and all the games. Well lets call it GAMERS@WERK!

[Colemanus]

Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.

[betiko]

Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.

Well.. try winning then! Why don t you try the academy of cooks to learn a few tricks?

[mrswdk]

Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.

[betiko]

Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.

Obviously Coleman US: not cal'em anus silly

[mrswdk]

I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.

[Bernie Sanders]

Why would anyone have anus in his name? I'm sure there's a shitty story behind his reasons.

[betiko]

Does mrswdk stand for "my reasonably sized wet dark krack?"

[mrswdk]

It stands for 五道口姐

[waauw]

It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

[mrswdk]

You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

[waauw]

You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

Sounds complicated. You might have to write me an essay on it.

[tzor]

It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

That's like saying Picasso was bad at painting.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

I don't know if you are aware of it, but in the Eastern Orthodox tradition, ICONS are not drawn but written.

[Army of GOD]

My name is Army of GOD and I've never seen my face other than through a reflection, a photo of me or a video of me

[mrswdk]

Try spraying some acid in your eyes. You will be taken to the emergency room to have your eyeballs washed, which will involve popping them out of their socket. While they're out you could then turn one around and use it to look directly at your own face.

[Army of GOD]

[citation needed]

[mrswdk]

A guy I worked with at my old company told me his friend's brother once did it and it was mad cool.

[demonfork]

I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.

Reported!

[mrswdk]

I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.

Reported!

I have counter-reported you in retaliation, but will retract my report if you a) retract yours as all and b) pay me $43+ in compensation.

[Dukasaur]

I guess this thread has accomplished its goal, then: you two have been successfully introduced.

[Bernie Sanders]

I guess this thread has accomplished its goal, then: you two have been successfully introduced.

This thread is a dating site?

[Dukasaur]

In all these pages, nobody has correctly answered the question. "Why not introduce yourself?"

[mrswdk]

Because nietzsche can see these posts.

[Bernie Sanders]

Because nietzsche can see these posts.

Hi, my name is Bernie and I want to eat mrs avatar.

[mrswdk]

Would you like to taste those sweet juices, Bern?