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No, Betiko , I envision the soon-to-be hit song, Bake My Dick, Bitch to be a an upbeat ballad about Symdiot and his soon-to-be hubby torturously harassing and intimidating a poor, frightened, and devoutly religious baker, thereby, forcing the abused pastry chef into creating a demonically foul and phallic baked good fit only to seal their unholy union in the eyes of the Devil.betiko wrote:it is.
there was a good song about a milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard.
Now there can be a great song about a guy asking tenderly his woman to bake his penis.
Sounds like you have a lot of homo fantasies when you dream.Thorthoth wrote:No, Betiko , I envision the soon-to-be hit song, Bake My Dick, Bitch to be a an upbeat ballad about Symdiot and his soon-to-be hubby torturously harassing and intimidating a poor, frightened, and devoutly religious baker, thereby, forcing the abused pastry chef into creating a demonically foul and phallic baked good fit only to seal their unholy union in the eyes of the Devil.betiko wrote:it is.
there was a good song about a milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard.
Now there can be a great song about a guy asking tenderly his woman to bake his penis.

Ha! It's hardly a dream, but rather the real and awakened nightmare that thousands of Christian bakers have to deal with on a daily basis.betiko wrote:Sounds like you have a lot of homo fantasies when you dream.Thorthoth wrote:No, Betiko , I envision the soon-to-be hit song, Bake My Dick, Bitch to be a an upbeat ballad about Symdiot and his soon-to-be hubby torturously harassing and intimidating a poor, frightened, and devoutly religious baker, thereby, forcing the abused pastry chef into creating a demonically foul and phallic baked good fit only to seal their unholy union in the eyes of the Devil.betiko wrote:it is.
there was a good song about a milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard.
Now there can be a great song about a guy asking tenderly his woman to bake his penis.
Get a groomSymmetry wrote:Thorth, Betiko, get a room.

betiko wrote:Get a groomSymmetry wrote:Thorth, Betiko, get a room.
Duk, post your quote response on the line immediately underneath the quote.Dukasaur wrote:betiko wrote:Get a groomSymmetry wrote:Thorth, Betiko, get a room.
Get a grip.
Thorthoth wrote:Duk, post your quote response on the line immediately underneath the quote.Dukasaur wrote:betiko wrote:Get a groomSymmetry wrote:Thorth, Betiko, get a room.
Get a grip.
That empty void you left is as wide as the one between your ears.
Oh gee, I dunno, maybe jus' because... I'M RIGHT!riskllama wrote:why?
You're really freaking out about this, aren't you? Can I ask why? If the answer is yes- why?Thorthoth wrote:Oh gee, I dunno, maybe jus' because... I'M RIGHT!riskllama wrote:why?
The answer is No, you fool. I'm not freaking out.Symmetry wrote:You're really freaking out about this, aren't you? Can I ask why? If the answer is yes- why?Thorthoth wrote:Oh gee, I dunno, maybe jus' because... I'M RIGHT!riskllama wrote:why?
You are kinda freaking out. One of the most obvious signs of a freak out is loudly denying that you're freaking out.Thorthoth wrote:The answer is No, you fool. I'm not freaking out.Symmetry wrote:You're really freaking out about this, aren't you? Can I ask why? If the answer is yes- why?Thorthoth wrote:Oh gee, I dunno, maybe jus' because... I'M RIGHT!riskllama wrote:why?
Hoerver, I am right.
Arranging text and space in an efficient, logical and attractive manner can only enhance communication and user experience on the forums.
...not that Duk would ever truly care about that.
Look at how nicely the top line of my post lines up with the quote box above it... and then look at how poorly Sym's useless comment lines up.
Attacking the people who point this out to you is another good indicator of a freak out."I'm not freaking out"
Wrong. Properly writing forum posts is important and also forum-related.Symdiot wrote:You know, deep down, that the line formatting of Duk's post isn't really important.
What would you know about proper formatting? I was editing newsletters when you were still in diapers. I think I know a little bit more about proper formatting than you do.Thorthoth wrote:Wrong. Properly writing forum posts is important and also forum-related.Symdiot wrote:You know, deep down, that the line formatting of Duk's post isn't really important.
However homosexuals forcing Christians to bake pastries for their sordid ritualized debaucheries is neither.
No... no... no.... There is already ample padding around the quote's text box. This is clearly evident when looking at my quote response... but the gap is excessively separated with yours.Dukasaur wrote:What would you know about proper formatting? I was editing newsletters when you were still in diapers. I think I know a little bit more about proper formatting than you do.Thorthoth wrote:Wrong. Properly writing forum posts is important and also forum-related.Symdiot wrote:You know, deep down, that the line formatting of Duk's post isn't really important.
However homosexuals forcing Christians to bake pastries for their sordid ritualized debaucheries is neither.
The Quote function adds a subtle but noticeable colour change to the text. After a colour change, smart editors always allow a line of white space for the eye to reset before resuming text.
Thorthoth wrote:No... no... no.... There is already ample padding around the quote's text box. This is clearly evident when looking at my quote response... but the gap is excessively separated with yours.Dukasaur wrote:What would you know about proper formatting? I was editing newsletters when you were still in diapers. I think I know a little bit more about proper formatting than you do.Thorthoth wrote:Wrong. Properly writing forum posts is important and also forum-related.Symdiot wrote:You know, deep down, that the line formatting of Duk's post isn't really important.
However homosexuals forcing Christians to bake pastries for their sordid ritualized debaucheries is neither.
The Quote function adds a subtle but noticeable colour change to the text. After a colour change, smart editors always allow a line of white space for the eye to reset before resuming text.
I shall disregard your self-flattering claims of being an experienced and presumably competent 'newsletter editor'. The currently available evidence suggests otherwise.

wtf, llamo. Do I need to play some kind of 'reverse psychology' game with you?riskllama wrote:Thorthoth wrote:No... no... no.... There is already ample padding around the quote's text box. This is clearly evident when looking at my quote response... but the gap is excessively separated with yours.Dukasaur wrote:What would you know about proper formatting? I was editing newsletters when you were still in diapers. I think I know a little bit more about proper formatting than you do.Thorthoth wrote:Wrong. Properly writing forum posts is important and also forum-related.Symdiot wrote:You know, deep down, that the line formatting of Duk's post isn't really important.
However homosexuals forcing Christians to bake pastries for their sordid ritualized debaucheries is neither.
The Quote function adds a subtle but noticeable colour change to the text. After a colour change, smart editors always allow a line of white space for the eye to reset before resuming text.
I shall disregard your self-flattering claims of being an experienced and presumably competent 'newsletter editor'. The currently available evidence suggests otherwise.
lol, Tt = still a butthurt loser...![]()
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Sounds like you have a few ideas in mind yourself. He does seem a bit troubled.2dimes wrote:In what sense?
Fair enough, 2D. I mostly don't remember what he's having a tantrum about either. Figuring out what he's angry about is difficult.2dimes wrote:I don't know if "in mind" would be accurate. I tend to remember when I come back here.