Answer a question with a question!

[Thorthoth]

Would you be so kind as to not place your ears next to my balls?

[Dukasaur]

Would you consider moving your balls to some other forum?

[jonesthecurl]

Could it nor be to another site entirely?

[Thorthoth]

But would not the gravitational pull of such immense heavenly spheres not also pull this very forum to the site of my renewed locality?

[Dukasaur]

Is it just too early in the morning or does your question make no sense?

[Thorthoth]

In the name of science, would you be willing to chart you ability to sense 'sense' hourly over the course of a 24-hour period?

[jonesthecurl]

Does it count if I just quote a previous question?

Is it just too early in the morning or does your question make no sense?

[Dukasaur]

Is that a highly-evolved question, or am I just more appreciative because it's evening, the time when I'm most content?

[mrswdk]

Do you think you might just be pleased to have finally read a question written in proper English?

[Dukasaur]

Would you share in my joy?

[mrswdk]

Would you share in my joy?

Can we be naked?

[Dukasaur]

Would you share in my joy?

Can we be naked?

Do you mind if I use a camera?

[jonesthecurl]

Flash?

[Dukasaur]

Gordon?

[jonesthecurl]

Dr Scott?

[Dukasaur]

Brad?

[jonesthecurl]

Rocky?

[Dukasaur]

Unhh?

[jonesthecurl]

Janet?

[Dukasaur]

Do you want to carry on, or have we beat it to death?

[Thorthoth]

Is one of the tentacles still twitching?

[IcePack]

How should I answer if the tentacles are beaten beyond Recognition?

[jonesthecurl]

Or should I say Dr VON Scott?

[Dukasaur]

You wouldn't be referring to someone who's involved in the investigation of what you people call "UFO", would you?

[Thorthoth]

Oh? Wouldn't I?