Razorvich Roast

[eddie2]

Omg raz u just showed how much of a muppet u are lol. So u will ban someone for 24 hours for a event that only lasts 24 hours ????????. Seriously let me work ure supermarket rob u easy. And catchers sorry to say u should hear what raz says about your game play....
What was that again raz why has he called him self catchersmitt when he keeps on dropping the ball and u feel sorry and thays why u team up, lol u suck more than [player]i suck[/player]

[eddie2]

Ps raz u know i have owned you this thread. Will u ket me win ? Will u bollocks because you dont want to be classed as a bought mod (did u get that 20). Like the old kort days i got raz and like always worst mod gets majority vote.

[eddie2]

Ow and how i forgot. Raz u remember when aka disbanded, for me to get a position in fad. I had to join hh and cause upset to them because u didnt like keefie thinking he was a noob mod and stole ure position.

Ps guess what jist recieved a warning for spamming this thread. Whats up razorvich cant take the roasting, have i hurt your feelings lol im jist warming up .

[Dukasaur]

Raz is a scupperhupper! He has relationships with plankbanks! He is eerie-weirie and pukka-peerie!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Who's Raz?

[willedtowin1]

Would have been nice to have a few days notice of when this would start!
Especially since it only lasted for 24 hours..... =/
Piss Poor Planning by Wazzy Razzy Too Can Choo...................
Rushed his Roast and now Smells Like POO!


What is another name for a telephone booth?
A chatterbox.

Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon


a man walks into a drum set.
ba-dum tss

[GeneralFault]

Razor must be born on a highway.................


because thats were must accidents happen

[grifftron]

Raz the "Head Chatter", the title they give away to people that they want to turn down but feel bad for.

The chat rooms AKA the deadest place on CC. Wear it with pride bud.

[lensmall002]

HEY.ALL..


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[ImaNoid]

What do you get when you cross.breed Hillary Clinton with a Razorvich...nothing. There are some things even Hillary won't do.

[dgz345]

Didnt Razorvich get removed from the mod team? i thought we voted on it?

[Dukasaur]

Didnt Razorvich get removed from the mod team? i thought we voted on it?

He spent enough time kissing wicked's ass that he was spared.

[MSpitts24]

R is for the rug burns his knees get from kissing CC management's ass
A is of awful - worst mod ever
Z is Zoo spunk
O is for O M Ghe's bad
R is for Redneck
V is for virtual ding dong
I is for itching, fleas I think
C is for cockroach
H is for hump

[eddie2]

Lol the old git. Takes him 5 days to get over a bottle of bucks fizz.

[iAmCaffeine]

This is the most disappointing selection of roasts I think I've ever read.

[EBConquer]

This is the most disappointing selection of roasts I think I've ever read.

it's true.

[BoganGod]

Sadly methods of cookery are not understood by the knuckle dragging mouth breathers that stalk these padded halls. Raisin Witch, first made me chuckle when he suggested that Collingwood supporters have good dental hygiene(collingwood supporters make homeless scouse amputees look physically impressive), he then decided to double down on his madness confidently suggesting that port will win more flags in the next 20years than West Coast have won in the past 20. Convinced that he was as barking as someone standing between josko and a shiny medal, I decided to prod the cage just a little bit more. 'Hey Razor mate, do you reckon Hilary Clinton would be a good root?', he liked the question so much he pulled out his 3mm(1/8th of an inch) dangling fury, greased up a bendy straw and used it as a fapping aide.
........Remember kids, with Pies(collingwood) tragics, if the ice(meth) doesn't get them, the congenital syphilis will. Expect irrational, American congressman type behaviour. Just think of what a fine man razor could have become if his brother/father had spent less time at home.
......Raiser twitch has been stewed, microwaved, limply whipped and par boiled, until now he hasn't been roasted. Suffer in your jocks son, your signed photo of Eddie McGuire won't save you now.

[jmyork82]

One thing is for sure, Razorvich does not like Penis, in any form.

[willedtowin1]

BEST FORUM ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)
BEST LOGGED CHATROOM/GLOBAL ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)



SO....Where's the Credits go?

[wayneallstar]

BEST FORUM ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)
BEST LOGGED CHATROOM/GLOBAL ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)



SO....Where's the Credits go?

Razorvich is like Rapunzel. But instead of letting his hair down, he just lets everyone down around him, ba dum. .................. had to get one more in just because.

[Razorvich]

Thanks to everyone that participated.
I was actually wondering how long it would continue to attract roasts before someone said ....HEY... PRIZES SUCKER !!

Around 16 days (Eddie doesn't count)

So is there any interest to continue with another next month, for a duration of 2 weeks?
Is there anyone that either should be "Roasted", or will put their hand up TO BE ROASTED ?

Let me know, we can work something out.

PRIZES:

FORUM ROAST: [player]tzor[/player]
[spoiler=tzor]

What can I say about Razor Itch ...
If your razor makes you itch you really need to change razors ...
Or use a better shaving cream
Perhaps a full beard is in order?
(Turns to the side) Oh ... sorry
Anyway, I would like to thank the host for inviting me here to roast Razor [CENSORED]
(Turns to the side) That's not it either?
So anyway, I hear Razor is a Witch.
That's kind of odd because I thought he was a guy.
Wouldn't that be a warlock?
I think Razor Warlock is better.
(Turns to the side) Can you repeat that one more time?
Razorvich, Razorvich, Razorvich; I think I got it.
Wait, did I just summon a demon?
If you say a demon's name three times he appears.
Hi Razorvich.
Look at that, it worked. He's right here.
Anyway, I would like to congratulate the kid from Austria ...
I mean Australia.
You know the land where the toilets flow backwards.
Where everything is poisonous.
Except the politicians ...
They're venomous.
But koalas are cute.
They are probably venomous too.
Either that or politicians ...
Oh wait, they are the same thing.
I don't think Razorvich is a koala.
Koalas are not purple.
Koalas don't chat (at least to me).
Koalas don't outrank me.
Nope, they are all chefs or corporals.
So anyway, back to the topic, what can I say about someone who isn't a koala?
Apart from the fact that he is poisonous?
And he chats a lot ...
In that room ...
For chatting ...
Damn this thing went on too long ...
I'm going to sit down ...
And have another ...
Drink.

[/spoiler]
CHAT ROAST: [player]catstevens[/player]
[spoiler=catstevens]22:04:03 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his Mom was alive the Dead sea was just getting sick
22:04:35 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his mom knew Gandalf before he had a beard
22:04:47 ‹wannat8›
22:04:50 ‹Serbia› wannat8, you should sadly run
22:05:08 ‹wannat8› Sounds entertaining
22:05:10 ‹Serbia› whoa, wait
22:05:15 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his mom knew burger king when he was still a Prince
22:05:17 ‹Serbia› wannat8 - you've been here longer than me
22:05:20 ‹Serbia› that doesn't happen often
22:05:35 ‹wannat8› Lol
22:05:35 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his mom took her drivers test on a dinosaur
22:05:53 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his mom SS# is 1
22:06:17 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic:
22:06:19 ‹wannat8› Razor is so old he was here when they only had the classic map
22:06:20 ‹Serbia› rsM!
22:06:22 ‹Serbia› :hug:
22:06:26 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his sister was a stripper for Christopher Columbus
22:06:27 ‹CatchersMitt14› evening mr. corn.
22:06:29 ‹CatchersMitt14› :hug:
22:06:40 ‹wannat8› And it was exactly like the board game I'm appearance
22:06:51 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that the key Ben Franklin flew was the key to his sisters apartment
22:07:54 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Hey CM
22:07:57 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that his sister sailed with James Cook to New South Wales
22:08:40 * wannat8 quit (timeout)
22:10:52 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that he was at the first ever cricket match in Melbourne
22:11:49 ‹catstevens› Razor is so old that he fought and lost in the Gallipoli campaign[/spoiler]

Thanks again... screw you all, you just made my "list"

[Godd]

..........
So is there any interest to continue with another next month, for a duration of 2 weeks?

Me thinks you killed the ideal by waiting so long to post the winners

[iAmCaffeine]

You gave chatstevens an award for using Google.

[Razorvich]

You gave chatstevens an award for using Google.

at least he used it

[iAmCaffeine]

I would've added roasts of my own but I feel like I'd have been asking for a forum ban. Judging by the mild and cringeworthy posts here, it's not really about roasting. I'm not criticising you though, seems like it worked. I'd take part in the next competition but unfortunately Photoshop is no longer supported by my operating system.