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Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby mrswdk on Sun May 07, 2017 9:09 am

American claw machine:

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Chinese claw machine:

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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby 2dimes on Sun May 07, 2017 10:27 am

mrswdk wrote:American claw machine:

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Chinese claw machine:



So the restaurants there are starting to introduce live tanks? The west has done that with lobsters for decades.
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Postby BoganGod on Sun May 07, 2017 11:14 am

Another way the western nanny state has failed the populous. Teenagers and even children can openly pick up pussy in public. That wouldn't happen in the jaded west. Would be considered to be racist against muslim's who cover.
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Postby Dukasaur on Sun May 07, 2017 12:22 pm

Fucking barbarians.
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby BoganGod on Sun May 07, 2017 8:00 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.

The chinese had the right idea, building that massive wall to keep the barbarians out.
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Postby hotfire on Sun May 07, 2017 8:12 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.

The chinese had the right idea, building that massive wall to keep the barbarians out.

You mean Mongolians
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Postby warmonger1981 on Sun May 07, 2017 9:30 pm

You mean Mexicans and Muslims.
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Postby riskllama on Sun May 07, 2017 11:05 pm

doesn't look like them kittehs wanna play... :(
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby BoganGod on Mon May 08, 2017 9:10 am

warmonger1981 wrote:You mean Mexicans and Muslims.
hotfire wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.

The chinese had the right idea, building that massive wall to keep the barbarians out.

You mean Mongolians

I wrote and meant barbarians. All non Han Chinese are barbarians. Though once the Han were barbarians to the Cantonese if you're to believe someone of the Chinese chefs I've yarned with.
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Postby waauw on Mon May 08, 2017 2:44 pm

Chinese are definitely barbarians. One can only hope mrswdk is served last.

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Postby 2dimes on Mon May 08, 2017 3:34 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.


Lunapic? They warned her right in the image discription.
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Postby mrswdk on Mon May 08, 2017 4:56 pm

waauw wrote:Chinese are definitely barbarians. One can only hope mrswdk is served last.


At least Chinese are relevant. What are Belgians?
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Postby riskllama on Mon May 08, 2017 5:35 pm

yeah, China has a long way to go in regards to interpersonal relations and public decorum. yikes!!!
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Postby waauw on Mon May 08, 2017 5:49 pm

mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:Chinese are definitely barbarians. One can only hope mrswdk is served last.


At least Chinese are relevant. What are Belgians?


A nation that reveres a tiny little statue that takes a piss just for the lolz, so pretty damn relevant.
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Postby mrswdk on Mon May 08, 2017 6:57 pm

riskllama wrote:yeah, China has a long way to go in regards to interpersonal relations and public decorum. yikes!!!


Also seems like Belgians have a long way to go with regards to digging up some original videos. That clip is older than the internet.
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Postby saxitoxin on Mon May 08, 2017 7:21 pm

Belgium beer is awesome but Prince Laurent looks like a caucasian version of Kim Jong Il.

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Postby notyou2 on Mon May 08, 2017 8:36 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Belgium beer is awesome but Prince Laurent looks like a caucasian version of Kim Jong Il.

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Saxi, why is he wearing 2 sets of glasses?


Hey, the Koreans have discovered polyester suits
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Postby notyou2 on Mon May 08, 2017 8:45 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.


It's all about the money. They want soft hearted people to spend all their money to get the kitten out. Probably starving. If it's hungry it will cry more, thus more money. The operators should be put in a claw machine.

I'm glad we don't live in a careless society like that.
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Postby khazalid on Mon May 08, 2017 10:14 pm

its almost certainly some yokel trying to turn a profit by the side of his shitty convenience store.

stones and glasshouses comes to mind re: 'carelessness'
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 09, 2017 6:34 am

notyou2 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.


It's all about the money. They want soft hearted people to spend all their money to get the kitten out. Probably starving. If it's hungry it will cry more, thus more money. The operators should be put in a claw machine.

I'm glad we don't live in a careless society like that.


Can you imagine how many bruises and lacerations it suffers from people who try and fail to pick it up? Its entire life is pain from start to finish.

The guy who runs this should have it used on his scrotum.
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby khazalid on Tue May 09, 2017 7:19 am

Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Fucking barbarians.


It's all about the money. They want soft hearted people to spend all their money to get the kitten out. Probably starving. If it's hungry it will cry more, thus more money. The operators should be put in a claw machine.

I'm glad we don't live in a careless society like that.


Can you imagine how many bruises and lacerations it suffers from people who try and fail to pick it up? Its entire life is pain from start to finish.

The guy who runs this should have it used on his scrotum.


given that your average claw machine has a grip similar to your hold on reality, i'm gonna go ahead and say 'none'.

your average abattoir pig, however....
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby mrswdk on Tue May 09, 2017 11:16 am

A company that owns a dairy farm in British Columbia's Fraser Valley and one of its directors have pleaded guilty in a violent cattle-abuse case.

A Mercy for Animals employee sought a job at the dairy farm, which is one of the largest in Canada with 2,800 cows. After he was hired in spring 2014, he was given minimal training and was not given an animal-welfare guide, the court heard.

He wore a hidden camera inside a milking parlour between April and June 2014. Portions of the video were shown in court Friday.

The video appears to show employees repeatedly kicking and punching cows, beating them with canes, ripping out their tail hair. It shows a cow being lifted by a chain around her neck using a tractor. An employee can also be seen attaching milking equipment to the testes of bulls.

Some employees appeared to be enjoying themselves, cheering and laughing, while some watched, apparently without intervening.

"This is way more fun than milking," one employee can be heard saying during one violent incident.


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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby riskllama on Tue May 09, 2017 1:25 pm

I remember that especially the "hanging cow" part. sad.
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby mrswdk on Tue May 09, 2017 4:36 pm

Thankfully Chinese do not treat cattle in the same manner that the white barbarians do.
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Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Postby riskllama on Tue May 09, 2017 5:07 pm

CCP does that shit to their fellow countrymen on roughly the same scale tho, right???
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