Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms

[AndyDufresne]

Leela: Is this some sort of brain scanning device?
Professor Farnsworth: Some sort, yes. In France, it's called a guilloutine.


--Andy

[KidWhisky]

Zapp: Kif I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship to ship Intimacy.

[safariguy5]

Nixon: Ahh, I remember when I had a body. Pasty, flabby, and riddled with phlebits. A good respectable republican body. God I loved it.

[AndyDufresne]

Zapp: But here we are, stealing an unlimited supply of birthday grade helium from the unsuspecting moon.
Kif: That's the sun.
Zapp: At night, its the moon.


--Andy

[rdsrds2120]

Zoidberg: Ah! Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! *eats sandwich*
I'm ruined!

Why! WHY!

[Jmac1026]

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men!

[AndyDufresne]

Check out this video of a Zoidberg costume for Wonder Con -- and you can see how it is made and reactions to it.



Best part about the video:




--Andy

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Check out this video of a Zoidberg costume for Wonder Con -- and you can see how it is made and reactions to it.



Best part about the video:




--Andy

It looks like even fundies enjoy a good Zoidberg scuttle

-TG

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Zapp: "Captain's journal, stardate....uuuhhh..."
Kif: "April 13th"
Zapp: "April 13th...point two."

[Bentelbow]

Nixon: Men, This is the moment you have been preparing for, all yesterday afternoon.


Zapp: We're going to need an army of virile men scoring around the clock! Kif! Clear my schedule!
Kif: Ugh! *shakes etch-a-sketch*

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Zapp: "My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish."

[KoolBak]

Fry: Now for some good old 20th century tv, ah

TV: Do you remember a time when chocolate chip cookies came fresh from the oven? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Fry: ah those were the days

TV: Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Pepperidge Farm remembers

And one of my fave all time lines.....

Bender: O' cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee.

[thegreekdog]

Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Dr. Zoidberg: [calling to Edna] You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: [pleased] Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.

Dr. Zoidberg: In my experience boxes are usually empty, except for sometimes a little cheese stuck to the top, and that one time Pepperoni. What a day that was.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Professor Farnsworth is showing Cubert, his clone, some of his inventions] And this is my Universal Translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: [into the translator's microphone] Hello.
Translator Machine: Bonjour!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin. And the cute little pom-pom pull ropes, cruel though they may be...

(Note - This is my favorite one).