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What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby Ignoreme on Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:11 am

I'll start.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:52 am

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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:33 am

notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby Serbia on Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:38 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.


I think that would smell worse than it sounds.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby patches70 on Sun Jul 24, 2016 11:10 am

A body slamming into a concrete barrier at thirty+ miles an hour. You've never heard anything like it unless you've actually heard it. It's horrifying.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:31 pm

patches70 wrote:A body slamming into a concrete barrier at thirty+ miles an hour. You've never heard anything like it unless you've actually heard it. It's horrifying.

Pretty much this but with a tree instead of concrete.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:43 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.


I removed the youtube video, so fuckinzeeoff DDS
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby riskllama on Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:21 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
patches70 wrote:A body slamming into a concrete barrier at thirty+ miles an hour. You've never heard anything like it unless you've actually heard it. It's horrifying.

Pretty much this but with a tree instead of concrete.

this. i heard a woman's body hit the ground after her parachute(yeah, that's right) failed to deploy. i will never forget it.
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what a mess...
worst part was my friends and i were having lunch @ the time, our lunch was RUINED.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:27 pm

That one video where the Chechen or Russian or whatever gets his head hacked off with a knife.

Also probably in the running for most disgusting sight I've ever seen.

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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby riskllama on Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:49 pm

i remember that, yes. pretty disturbing.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby JBlombier on Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:48 pm

I've seen multiple decapitation videos with knives and chainsaws, because one of my friends has kind of a dark side. The sounds of these videos are pretty much what you imagine them to be, but a little more realistic than you'd hope.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:20 pm

notyou2 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.


I removed the youtube video, so fuckinzeeoff DDS

Bummer, there goes my cringe video.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby patches70 on Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:46 pm

I dunno, listening to an electronic reproduction of a sound isn't quite the same as hearing the sound a la natural. Seems a bit of cheating by using sounds from a video, tv show, etc etc. What's the most disgusting sound you've ever heard with your own ears while the sound is being made.
As bad as those beheading video sounds seem (I've never heard them tbh), I'd be willing to bet it would be a hell of a lot worse if you were standing right there within earshot and heard those sounds without being filtered through electronics first.

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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby tzor on Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:11 pm

Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton to a chorus of Boos. "This is the real world ..."

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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:54 pm

tzor wrote:Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton to a chorus of Boos. "This is the real world ..."

SELLOUT

The BOOS will be directed at Wasserman Shultz if she is still allowed to open the Democratic Convention.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about emails-GEEEZES!
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:55 pm

We seem to have some trouble here differentiating between disgusting and disturbing.

Since we are sharing disturbing sounds I once heard a toddler hit her head on the tiled floor at a grocery store after bailing out of a shopping cart.

Like the other body hitting hard sounds I suspect it is something you can only hear one way. I cringed.
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:24 pm

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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:03 pm

el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
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Re: What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:20 pm

Hearing your own knee pop, after being slammed down onto your leg with it outstretched.

Hurts like hell too.
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