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Postby Serbia on Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:43 pm

I just felt like this is what CC was lacking. Sometimes we don't get what we want. You don't have to lick the stamps. The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way for me I was in my life is a good day at work today on my phone and the rest other day I and I the one that has a lot

WORD ORGY?

Bollocks in 2015.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby jimboston on Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:06 pm

More like...

WORD DIARRHEA!
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:59 pm

Orgy in 2016

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Serbia on Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:40 pm

Ok so maybe the words were more explosive poo than many personed sex, but this thread is about orgies. Commence the group sexual contact!

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:04 pm

Serbia only knows one kind of orgy....under the sheets alone with his 10 digits.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:33 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Serbia only knows one kind of orgy....under the sheets alone with his 10 digits.

10 and a half.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:51 pm

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:07 pm

this threada is the best

i fucking love serbia

almost as much as i love orgies

serbia is orgiasmic
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:31 pm

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Notice the syringe at the bottom left of poster? Damn it, if I only knew I could mainline marijuana, could have saved me a lot of cash on heroin back in the groovy 70s.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:05 pm

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Notice the syringe at the bottom left of poster? Damn it, if I only knew I could mainline marijuana, could have saved me a lot of cash on heroin back in the groovy 70s.

I like the original spelling of marihuana with an 'h', also. In the 70's my father had a bumper sticker that said "Marihuana -- nature's way of saying 'Hi!' " and that's always the way I've thought of it. It's always been hard for me to get used to writing marijuana with a 'j'.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Serbia on Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:05 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Serbia only knows one kind of orgy....under the sheets alone with his 10 digits.


How did you know I refer to my harem as my "digits"?

jonesthecurl wrote:10 and a half.


Jonesy was good enough to remember my Little Person, as she prefers to be called.

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:10 pm

Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Serbia only knows one kind of orgy....under the sheets alone with his 10 digits.


How did you know I refer to my harem as my "digits"?

jonesthecurl wrote:10 and a half.


Jonesy was good enough to remember my Little Person, as she prefers to be called.

Bollocks.


I find it quite disturbing that you would call your penis... she
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Postby Serbia on Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:20 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Serbia only knows one kind of orgy....under the sheets alone with his 10 digits.


How did you know I refer to my harem as my "digits"?

jonesthecurl wrote:10 and a half.


Jonesy was good enough to remember my Little Person, as she prefers to be called.

Bollocks.


I find it quite disturbing that you would call your penis... she


More homophobia. You're a disgusting individual, and a poor representative of the real Mr. Bernie Sanders.

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby tzor on Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:29 pm

You know, a "word orgy" might be far more interesting with a language that supported grammatical gender. Then you could have a real "ménage à trois" with your vocabulary.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:31 pm

C'mon, you are the one who is offended by the word penis.

Sorry Serb, but most men have a penis. Maybe you are ashamed of yours? Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:32 pm

tzor wrote:You know, a "word orgy" might be far more interesting with a language that supported grammatical gender. Then you could have a real "ménage à trois" with your vocabulary.


Gee Tzor, never knew you were so romantic?
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby tzor on Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:34 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:I find it quite disturbing that you would call your penis... she


That reminds me of a bad joke. A man walks into a bar, looking for a drink. He discovers it is a gay bar. Even though he is straight he still thinks a drink is more important.

The Bartender tells him he can't serve him a drink until he tells the bartender the name of his penis. He discovers that all the patrons have given the names of their penises, for example, one gave the name "snickers" because it "satisfies." Finally in desperation he proclaims his penis' name "secret."

Once he got his drink, the bartender asked him for the reason why his penis was called "secret."

"Because," he replied. "It's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." :o
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby tzor on Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:38 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Gee Tzor, never knew you were so romantic?


You should see my latest National Novel Writing Month Novel. :twisted:
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Serbia on Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:46 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:C'mon, you are the one who is offended by the word penis.

Sorry Serb, but most men have a penis. Maybe you are ashamed of yours? Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?


And would it offend you if I were? You are quite obviously a bigot. You bash people on education, you use sexual orientation to belittle and demean. Keep talking, you're exposing yourself for a hateful, intolerant weakling.

Bollocks.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:10 pm

Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:C'mon, you are the one who is offended by the word penis.

Sorry Serb, but most men have a penis. Maybe you are ashamed of yours? Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?


And would it offend you if I were? You are quite obviously a bigot. You bash people on education, you use sexual orientation to belittle and demean. Keep talking, you're exposing yourself for a hateful, intolerant weakling.

Bollocks.


You post pure nonsense Serb honey. I have for a long time been a defender of homosexual civil rights including transsexual issues that apparently you are suffering from.
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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Serbia on Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:30 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:C'mon, you are the one who is offended by the word penis.

Sorry Serb, but most men have a penis. Maybe you are ashamed of yours? Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?


And would it offend you if I were? You are quite obviously a bigot. You bash people on education, you use sexual orientation to belittle and demean. Keep talking, you're exposing yourself for a hateful, intolerant weakling.

Bollocks.


You post pure nonsense Serb honey. I have for a long time been a defender of homosexual civil rights including transsexual issues that apparently you are suffering from.


No, Mr. Bernie Sanders has been. You are not him. You have shown yourself as a pure bigot, and a bully. If you truly are Mr. Bernie Sanders, then your behavior will surely have far reaching consequences, seeing your bigoted responses. It would be wise of you to distance yourself from the actual man, and apologize for your bigotry, and mean spirited attacks on my education.

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Serbia on Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:59 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:poor Serbz. y u gotta bully him BS?


This is actually a good question. Why is Bernie Sanders a homophobic bully? Why does he address other members of this site in such patronizing tones? Why does Bernie Sanders insist on mocking, belittling and demeaning anyone who disagrees with him? Bernie Sanders is showing us here that he's as ugly an individual as Donald Trump. Which saddens me. I thought Bernie Sanders was better than this. Quite obviously, I, for one, have been mistaken.

Bernie Sanders, the homophobic bully. Who'd have thought it?

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Re: Orgy Thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:13 am

DoomYoshi wrote:poor Serbz. y u gotta bully him BS?


Serb has a perception that he's being picked on, why...have no idea. Funny, he has trolled my postings in the past and wrote on my wall, without me responding in such a way that would be considered being a bully or uncivilized.

Of course, after a while, Serb was getting on my nerves, sort of like a mosquito buzzing around you at night, you can't see it but you know it's there. Now he's butt hurt cause I slapped him?

Certainly his name calling is uncalled for, but considering it's source, I'll just laugh it off.
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