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I AM NATO wrote:Christmas tree map, I took every ones widows and lost the game, red won, how does that work!
Dukasaur wrote:aspalm wrote:Creative Component (to the tune of Good King Wenceslas)
"Every day I roll the dice, hoping for some six-es,
And every day they just get worse, and my cards are never mix-es.
Why do I keep on playing this game, flat rate and escala-ting?
I'd surely have a lot more fun drinking beer and masturba-a-ting....."mackadoo wrote:The game's called Conquer Club and if, my time runs low I'm frantic.
I joined a clan and play the game, with those who are fa-na-tic.
I roll the dice and move my troops, and kill and plun-der spoils.
I sit so long sed-en-tary, my ass de-vel-oped boils.
Creative Component Entrymolespe wrote:Praiku
Waiting for my turn
I desesperate
But then Duka sets a new gamePeteee wrote:Ork boss Petee last looked out
On the feast of Praha
When the foes lay round about
Fought and dead and beaten
Greatly were the dice rolled that night
Though the cards were cruel
When a poor foe came in sight
losing through the duelDukasaur wrote:Another one that came in via PM:Zbynja wrote:"Bring me flesh, and bring me blood, that is all that matter
Thou and I shall see all fight, in glorious battle"
roll me in pls, thanks
The haiku is nice but doesn't fit the assignment. 1 point
Zbynja's entry is very nice also but too short. 1 point
I had a very hard time deciding between aspalm's entry and mackadoo's. The first had three errors in metre, forcing in just too many syllables and making it clunky to sing. (A actually made my wife sing all of these while I hummed the harmony.) Therefore, in a photo finish, mackadoo comes out just a tiny bit ahead of aspalm. Aspalm gets third place for 1 point while mackadoo gets second place for 3 points.
The overall winner is Peteee, winning 5 points!
Dukasaur wrote:[spoiler=2nd Assassination Jaromir 1035]Jaromir was a hapless soul. I'll let Wikipedia tell the story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarom%C3%ADr,_Duke_of_Bohemiawikipedia wrote:Jaromír (c. 975 - 4 November 1035) was the second son of Boleslaus II the Pious and Emma of Mělník. In 1003, he rebelled against his elder brother Boleslaus III, who had him castrated,[1] but was unable to secure the throne, which was subsequently taken by Bolesław the Brave, King of Poland. Jaromír and his brother Oldřich then sought military backing from the German King Henry II. At Merseburg, Jaromír promised to hold Bohemia as a vassal of Henry. This action definitively placed Bohemia within the jurisdiction of the Holy Roman Empire.
In 1004, Jaromír occupied Prague with a German army and made himself Duke. The state he regained was a small one, as Polish forces still held Moravia, Silesia, and Lusatia. Jaromír's reign—like so many of the other early Czech rulers—was a struggle to regain lost lands. In 1012, Jaromír was dethroned by Oldřich (who had him blinded[1]) and forced once again into exile. In a surprise campaign, Jaromír in turn managed to depose Oldřich (1033), but his second reign was short-lived. A year later Oldřich was restored by his son Bretislaus I. Jaromír was imprisoned at Lysá nad Labem and died (assassinated by one of the Vršovci) in 1035, a year after the death of his brother.
So, he rebelled once, got castrated for his trouble. Sold out his patrimony to the Germans. Became duke, got deposed, got blinded. Rebelled again, ruled for a year, was deposed and imprisoned and murdered. In exchange for a couple brief stints on the throne, he lost his nuts, his eyes, and eventually his life, and in the meantime he condemned his countrymen to being vassals of the Germans for 800 years. Truly a life in hell.
"Jaroměř-Jaromír". Licensed under Public Domain via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... C3%ADr.jpg
Games: To mark the death of Jaromir, you will play 5 6-player Assassin games. Two will be on the CSFR map and one each on AOR III: Mayhem, Labyrinth, and Stalingrad.
The settings will be the hellish combination of Fog, Trench, Adjacent forts, and Zombie spoils.
Creative component: Put yourself in Jaromir's shoes. What do you think is worst: being castrated, being blinded, or being killed? Why? Do you think you would have given up politics and retired to the country after the first incident? Do you think Jaromir was very unlucky, or did he deserve everything he got? Post your thoughts NO SOONER than the day I send the first invite in this phase, and no more than 7 days after that.[/spoiler]

Mageplunka69 wrote:in please and ty
Jaromir lay in his cell listening to the approaching footsteps. Instinctively he knew an assassin would soon end his life. When he lost his eyes a remarkable thing happened; his hearing increased a hundred fold. Unlike the castration which caused only incredible pain, remorse and anger. Now with his death just minutes away he reflected on the failed attempts at being king. The losses of men in battle. The humiliation of losing the small land holdings. He had been stubborn rather than thoughtful. He had sought revenge rather than diplomacy. He had not learned from his mistakes and forged ahead over and over in a futile attempt to be king. He suspected his legacy for the people he longed to rule would not be a good one. If he could do it over again what would he do different? Before he could sort out his thoughts the knife plunged deep into his heart. The serving girl found his body later that day when she brought his soup. She shook her head. "What a foolish man. Life is more important than being king. Life is about living each day and enjoying the people in your life."Dukasaur wrote:You have 7 days to post your opinion.Dukasaur wrote:2nd Assassination Jaromir 1035
Jaromir was a hapless soul. I'll let Wikipedia tell the story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarom%C3% ... of_BohemiaSo, he rebelled once, got castrated for his trouble. Sold out his patrimony to the Germans. Became duke, got deposed, got blinded. Rebelled again, ruled for a year, was deposed and imprisoned and murdered. In exchange for a couple brief stints on the throne, he lost his nuts, his eyes, and eventually his life, and in the meantime he condemned his countrymen to being vassals of the Germans for 800 years. Truly a life in hell.wikipedia wrote:Jaromír (c. 975 - 4 November 1035) was the second son of Boleslaus II the Pious and Emma of Mělník. In 1003, he rebelled against his elder brother Boleslaus III, who had him castrated,[1] but was unable to secure the throne, which was subsequently taken by Bolesław the Brave, King of Poland. Jaromír and his brother Oldřich then sought military backing from the German King Henry II. At Merseburg, Jaromír promised to hold Bohemia as a vassal of Henry. This action definitively placed Bohemia within the jurisdiction of the Holy Roman Empire.
In 1004, Jaromír occupied Prague with a German army and made himself Duke. The state he regained was a small one, as Polish forces still held Moravia, Silesia, and Lusatia. Jaromír's reign—like so many of the other early Czech rulers—was a struggle to regain lost lands. In 1012, Jaromír was dethroned by Oldřich (who had him blinded[1]) and forced once again into exile. In a surprise campaign, Jaromír in turn managed to depose Oldřich (1033), but his second reign was short-lived. A year later Oldřich was restored by his son Bretislaus I. Jaromír was imprisoned at Lysá nad Labem and died (assassinated by one of the Vršovci) in 1035, a year after the death of his brother.
"Jaroměř-Jaromír". Licensed under Public Domain via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... C3%ADr.jpg
Games: To mark the death of Jaromir, you will play 5 6-player Assassin games. Two will be on the CSFR map and one each on AOR III: Mayhem, Labyrinth, and Stalingrad.
The settings will be the hellish combination of Fog, Trench, Adjacent forts, and Zombie spoils.
Creative component: Put yourself in Jaromir's shoes. What do you think is worst: being castrated, being blinded, or being killed? Why? Do you think you would have given up politics and retired to the country after the first incident? Do you think Jaromir was very unlucky, or did he deserve everything he got? Post your thoughts NO SOONER than the day I send the first invite in this phase, and no more than 7 days after that.
From Jaromir's perspective I think the worst thing that happened to him was being killed. Unlike the other punishments, death was the only one that rendered him unable and unsuccessful in completing his mission. Jaromir attempted (with little success) to navigate the politics and rules of war (if any) during the hight of the Middle Ages. While being castrated and losing his sight must have been extremely difficult both physically and psychologically, they were a common punishment during these times. Every time Jaromir built himself back up and attempted to regain his position and territory he did it with full knowledge of the fate that awaited him if he failed.Dukasaur wrote:You have 7 days to post your opinion.Dukasaur wrote:2nd Assassination Jaromir 1035
Jaromir was a hapless soul. I'll let Wikipedia tell the story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarom%C3% ... of_BohemiaSo, he rebelled once, got castrated for his trouble. Sold out his patrimony to the Germans. Became duke, got deposed, got blinded. Rebelled again, ruled for a year, was deposed and imprisoned and murdered. In exchange for a couple brief stints on the throne, he lost his nuts, his eyes, and eventually his life, and in the meantime he condemned his countrymen to being vassals of the Germans for 800 years. Truly a life in hell.wikipedia wrote:Jaromír (c. 975 - 4 November 1035) was the second son of Boleslaus II the Pious and Emma of Mělník. In 1003, he rebelled against his elder brother Boleslaus III, who had him castrated,[1] but was unable to secure the throne, which was subsequently taken by Bolesław the Brave, King of Poland. Jaromír and his brother Oldřich then sought military backing from the German King Henry II. At Merseburg, Jaromír promised to hold Bohemia as a vassal of Henry. This action definitively placed Bohemia within the jurisdiction of the Holy Roman Empire.
In 1004, Jaromír occupied Prague with a German army and made himself Duke. The state he regained was a small one, as Polish forces still held Moravia, Silesia, and Lusatia. Jaromír's reign—like so many of the other early Czech rulers—was a struggle to regain lost lands. In 1012, Jaromír was dethroned by Oldřich (who had him blinded[1]) and forced once again into exile. In a surprise campaign, Jaromír in turn managed to depose Oldřich (1033), but his second reign was short-lived. A year later Oldřich was restored by his son Bretislaus I. Jaromír was imprisoned at Lysá nad Labem and died (assassinated by one of the Vršovci) in 1035, a year after the death of his brother.
"Jaroměř-Jaromír". Licensed under Public Domain via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... C3%ADr.jpg
Games: To mark the death of Jaromir, you will play 5 6-player Assassin games. Two will be on the CSFR map and one each on AOR III: Mayhem, Labyrinth, and Stalingrad.
The settings will be the hellish combination of Fog, Trench, Adjacent forts, and Zombie spoils.
Creative component: Put yourself in Jaromir's shoes. What do you think is worst: being castrated, being blinded, or being killed? Why? Do you think you would have given up politics and retired to the country after the first incident? Do you think Jaromir was very unlucky, or did he deserve everything he got? Post your thoughts NO SOONER than the day I send the first invite in this phase, and no more than 7 days after that.
lol @ Peteee.Dukasaur wrote:Creative component: Put yourself in Jaromir's shoes. What do you think is worst: being castrated, being blinded, or being killed? Why? Do you think you would have given up politics and retired to the country after the first incident? Do you think Jaromir was very unlucky, or did he deserve everything he got?
MyTurnToWin wrote: "What a foolish man. Life is more important than being king. Life is about living each day and enjoying the people in your life."
Not yet. Soon.Silly Knig-it wrote:I know there must be a scoreboard but I have been back and forth on the thread and cannot find it.
And here it is:Dukasaur wrote:Not yet. Soon.Silly Knig-it wrote:I know there must be a scoreboard but I have been back and forth on the thread and cannot find it.
Dukasaur wrote:Settings for First Interlude
Luxembourg
4 Players
Terminator
No Spoils
Foggy
Sequential
Chained
CSFR 1
6 players
Foggy
Terminator
Flat rate
Parachute
CFSR2
6 Players
Sunny
Standard
Flat Rate
Chained
HRE
Poly 4
Foggy
Flat Rate
Chained
Fractured China
Poly 3
Foggy
Flat Rate
Chained
The Golden Age of Prague had no notable assassinations. Why include it in an assassin-based tournament? Because a balanced picture of Prague's history cannot be gained without showing the good as well as the bad.wikipedia wrote:Prague flourished during the 14th-century reign (1346–1378) of Charles IV, Holy Roman Emperor and the king of Bohemia of the new Luxembourg dynasty. As King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, he transformed Prague into an imperial capital and it was at that time the third-largest city in Europe (after Rome and Constantinople).
He ordered the building of the New Town (Nové Město) adjacent to the Old Town and laid out the design himself. The Charles Bridge, replacing the Judith Bridge destroyed in the flood just prior to his reign, was erected to connect the east bank districts to the Malá Strana and castle area. On 9 July 1357 at 5:31 am, Charles IV personally laid the first foundation stone for the Charles Bridge. The exact time of laying the first foundation stone is known because the palindromic number 135797531 was carved into the Old Town bridge tower having been chosen by the royal astrologists and numerologists as the best time for starting the bridge construction.[24] In 1347, he founded Charles University, which remains the oldest university in Central Europe.
He began construction of the Gothic Saint Vitus Cathedral, within the largest of the Prague Castle courtyards, on the site of the Romanesque rotunda there. Prague was elevated to an archbishopric in 1344, the year the cathedral was begun.
The city had a mint and was a centre of trade for German and Italian bankers and merchants. The social order, however, became more turbulent due to the rising power of the craftsmen's guilds (themselves often torn by internal fights), and the increasing number of poor people.
The Hunger Wall, a substantial fortification wall south of Malá Strana and the Castle area, was built during a famine in the 1360s. The work is reputed to have been ordered by Charles IV as a means of providing employment and food to the workers and their families.
Creative component: Post a picture of Charles University, Charles Bridge, or any landmark built in the reign of Charles IV, (even if it be outside of Prague). Please be sure to use sources in the public domain and give credit where credit is due. Post your pics NO SOONER than the day I send the first invite in this phase, and no more than 7 days after that.
