Are you a wizard?

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:53 pm

Prove it by turning a string of text on a computer into a feeling of euphoria:

039B1A1

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:54 pm

This is now a QR code thread.

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:01 pm

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:47 pm

I thought I was, but this thread proves I'm not.

Bollocks in 2015.

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:52 pm

When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?

Bernie Sanders · Post by **Bernie Sanders** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:16 pm

ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?

My guess is that all 14 year old boys are Wizards.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:54 pm

You're a lizard, Larry

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:43 pm

I may not be a wizard but you're a fucking nerd!

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:52 am

Legend says that if you do a helicopter dick you'll be able to fly.

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:01 am

Cape.

show

Or no cape.

show

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:10 am

I have a wizards sleeve

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:23 pm

That's tough, man. Maybe you should see a taylor.

-TG

rishaed · Post by **rishaed** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:11 pm

ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?

Only if you're still single past the age of 30.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:18 pm

I married a witch that can see the future.

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:26 pm

Lucky dip - round 2!

subtleknifewield · Post by **subtleknifewield** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:31 pm

Amusing.

No, I'm a squib

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 am

A damp one, maybe.

-TG

rishaed · Post by **rishaed** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:26 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Huh... Then is he a squid?

subtleknifewield · Post by **subtleknifewield** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:43 am

rishaed wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Huh... Then is he a squid?

I think youare right...he is confusing squib with squid

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:11 pm

The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

-TG

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:01 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

-TG

That's my main wizardly power.

subtleknifewield · Post by **subtleknifewield** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:40 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

-TG

So sorry I didn't get another nation's slang...owait :V

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