如果再见不能红着眼

[mrswdk]

是否还能红着脸
就像那年匆促刻下永远一起
那样美丽的谣言

[mrswdk]

卡兹利，你是什么样的老外啊

学中文不学汉子 SHENMELA

[mrswdk]

WO TEBIE XIHUAN CHI ROUJIMO, HAI YOU XIHONGSHI JIDAN MIAN

NI TAI BEN LE, ZHI NENG XIE PINYIN

HA HA HA HA

[mrswdk]

奥巴马是个黑逼

[Funkyterrance]

You realize this thread is highly exclusive.

[nietzsche]

is she sick? that's what the hieroglyphics say mrs wdk?


her nipple is too inflamed and red. how is that called? nipletittis?

[DaGip]

我的阴茎头发脸红。

[Dukasaur]

Is that what mrswdk actually looks like?

[khazalid]

WO TEBIE XIHUAN CHI ROUJIMO, HAI YOU XIHONGSHI JIDAN MIAN

NI TAI BEN LE, ZHI NENG XIE PINYIN

HA HA HA HA

xihongshi jidan mian is the shit. especially for the only vegetarian in north china.

baijiu, much?

[mrswdk]

If you're ever in London then I know a place over by Euston that does great xihongshi jidan mian, and also rou jia mo (the so-called 'Chinese burgers').

I haven't seen baijiu in London yet D: even beer will separate your mind and body when you starting drinking at midday though.

[mrswdk]

Is that what mrswdk actually looks like?

My arms are nowhere near that flabby.

[muy_thaiguy]

Is that what mrswdk actually looks like?

My arms are nowhere near that flabby.

More like this?

Click image to enlarge.

[khazalid]

If you're ever in London then I know a place over by Euston that does great xihongshi jidan mian, and also rou jia mo (the so-called 'Chinese burgers').

I haven't seen baijiu in London yet D: even beer will separate your mind and body when you starting drinking at midday though.

i'll happily take you some back, if ya like.

[mrswdk]

Haha. One of those little 12 kuai bottles of ergoutou would be well received.

[khazalid]

i am not particularly au fait with the various brands of baijiu, so you'll get what you're bloody well given

[tzor]

我不知道你在说什么（甚至与谷歌翻译），但我很高兴你正在做这些奇怪的随机语句。

Spoiler

I do not know what you are saying (even with Google Translate) but I'm glad you are making these odd random statements.

[Funkyterrance]

我的阴茎头发脸红。

I'd probably f that. At least she's not fat.

[DaGip]

我的阴茎头发脸红。

I'd probably f that. At least she's not fat.

你喜欢做爱与狗...意外从与阴茎头发从他们的屁股成长

[mrswdk]

大家都很开心得玩谷歌翻译 ^_^

[mrswdk]

i am not particularly au fait with the various brands of baijiu, so you'll get what you're bloody well given

You're such a gruff Mongolian. I give it 2 years max before you start to think that split crotch pants are a good thing.

[RiskTycoon]

If it makes me smile that big then it is definitely a great idea!
Baby sumo? 相撲

I know it's Japanese....I tried

[mrswdk]

If it makes me smile that big then it is definitely a great idea!
Baby sumo? 相撲

I know it's Japanese....I tried

Well Japanese culture is basically just a cheap rip off of Chinese culture, so you're close enough

[DaGip]

If it makes me smile that big then it is definitely a great idea!
Baby sumo? 相撲

I know it's Japanese....I tried

Well Japanese culture is basically just a cheap rip off of Chinese culture, so you're close enough

接受哥斯拉和百奇小吃

[nietzsche]

sha bi

[mrswdk]

nietzsche you need to learn some new slang so that we can keep your insults fresh.

'sha diao' is a good one. Nice and modern.