From Cook to Conquerer

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:34 pm

I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:23 pm

I don't think you're sorry at all, AoG...

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:51 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

we are still kind of shocked that you are actually "playing" games, instead of dead beating all of them... impressive...-Jésus noir

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:43 am

Army of GOD wrote:I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

i usually have below 10 active games. I repeat: push up the pace if you want to make it to conqueror before 2020!

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:10 am

betiko wrote:i usually have below 10 active games.

Currently on 54.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:25 am

ManBungalow wrote:
betiko wrote:i usually have below 10 active games.
Currently on 54.

Currently on 142.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:49 am

Symmetry still outranks you. Rough.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:29 pm

not anymore, he doesn't

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:11 am

ManBungalow wrote:
betiko wrote:i usually have below 10 active games.
Currently on 54.

that's why i wrote usually. I just joined millions of 1v1 easter map games just to get some eggs (and ocasionally get my rank hammered). those games are finished in no time... i'll be down to 2-3 active games by friday.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:34 pm

day 29

Going premium has turned out to be a great decision. I am currently third in the "most improved" leaderboard, increasing my point total almost 60% so far in April. In terms of total increase since day 1, I have gone up 800%. Conqueror is in my sight. I only need 3300 more points until my goal is achieved.

I am currently locked in a tough contest with the user known as the "black Jesus". This is my greatest test to date. Game 15528144

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:44 pm

Army of GOD wrote:day 29

Going premium has turned out to be a great decision. I am currently third in the "most improved" leaderboard, increasing my point total almost 60% so far in April. In terms of total increase since day 1, I have gone up 800%. Conqueror is in my sight. I only need 3300 more points until my goal is achieved.

I am currently locked in a tough contest with the user known as the "black Jesus". This is my greatest test to date. Game 15528144

Lol, hope you used lots of K-Y!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:35 pm

yeah, owenshooter really "beat me"

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:55 pm

play me next
show me how it's done sensei

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:56 pm

woohoo, you're a captain1 well done, AoG.
sorry to hear about gramps, man...

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:38 pm

If the dice helped owen beat on AoG, would nietzche help owen beat off AoG?

macbone · Post by **macbone** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:30 pm

AoG, so far, so good!

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:03 pm

You seem to have been stalled at captain for quite sometime now.

What's your current Conqueror strategy?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:30 pm

demonfork wrote:You seem to have been stalled at captain for quite sometime now.

What's your current Conqueror strategy?

I accidentally deadbeated out of a few games last weekend. If I didn't I would've been at major but it killed me pointswise.

I'm still waiting for nietzsche to stop being a little bitch and accept my challenge

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:46 pm

I'm not playing you, you left me a bad rating.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:58 pm

I'll fix your rating if you play me

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:01 pm

would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:52 pm

nietzsche wrote:would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:56 pm

Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?
Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.

Are you saying Becca is ugly?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Thu May 07, 2015 2:48 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?
Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.
Are you saying Becca is ugly?

No, I'm saying she's a knockout.

Bollocks.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:18 pm

nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country

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