From Cook to Conquerer

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:01 pm

Army of God, what
A fool using the C-word
Won't make you a man

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:12 am

that haiku was shit.

persianempire · Post by **persianempire** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:00 am

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:44 am

Symmetry wrote:Army of God, what
A fool using the C-word
Won't make you a man

"cook"? "conqueror"? "cockwaggle"?

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:59 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Army of God, what
A fool using the C-word
Won't make you a man
"cook"? "conqueror"? "cockwaggle"?

Of course the C-word
Is cockwaggle AoG
Because that's a thing

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:42 pm

have you not waggled your cock?

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:25 pm

Army of GOD wrote:have you not waggled your cock?

Stay on topic please and delight us with your acheivements.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:01 pm

cock waggling is an achievement

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:13 pm

Army of GOD wrote:cock waggling is an achievement

This is indeed an achievement. Not only has AoG stretched his tiny arms to reach a point where masturbation is possible, he's actually located some sort of procreative organ in the process. It's deeply unfair to mock AoG simply for his mental, moral, and physical deficiencies.

WingCmdr Ginkapo · Post by **WingCmdr Ginkapo** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:48 pm

Did you just dive headfirst of the moral high ground

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:31 pm

WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Did you just dive headfirst off the moral high ground

I think that would require me to have been standing there in the first place. Alas, I'm a member with many memorable warnings from the CC team under my belt. The time I used the word "gay" in chat, for example.

According to the mods it's as bad as as the n-word. Who knew?

But I digress.

Army of GOD wrote:cover it up? I do not deny I'm homophobic

So, I reserve the right to mock him.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:58 pm

*Conqueror

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:15 pm

nietzsche wrote:*Conqueror

*conquistador

Post by **Dukasaur** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:14 pm

"... your stallion stands, in need of company"

Hmmm... I always thought of that as being purely an anti-war song, but taken in isolation, those lyrics could be seen as sexual innuendo.

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:15 pm

Wow Ayowdgee! You got da bar and da diamond! I want you with 2 stripes next time I come in here!
Also, you should open your own "buy me premium" thread so you can rise faster.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:58 pm

AoG, let's double or nothing again. If I'm correct you owe me 80dls already. If i win i let you take for your premium from my 160 dls.

The bet is who wins the Gold Cup, Mexico or the USA.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:46 am

nietzsche wrote:AoG, let's double or nothing again. If I'm correct you owe me 80dls already. If i win i let you take for your premium from my 160 dls.

The bet is who wins the Gold Cup, Mexico or the USA.

you're fucking on

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:34 pm

have you gone up in rank yet? just wondering...-Jésus noir

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:00 pm

day 23

the initial burst is over. If my goal to become the Greatest CC Conqueror Ever, or GCCCE, I must take the next step.

You may notice that my rank is gold. I have not been premium in several years, but I admit it is time to accelerate my rise. Remember this time now, for my rise to the GCCCE will be swift and merciless.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:day 23

the initial burst is over. If my goal to become the Greatest CC Conqueror Ever, or GCCCE, I must take the next step.

You may notice that my rank is gold. I have not been premium in several years, but I admit it is time to accelerate my rise. Remember this time now, for my rise to the GCCCE will be swift and merciless.

Go go Gadgetscore!

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:20 pm

you piece of shit, you don't even mention me when you say you're premium again?

if i didn't want recognition i wouldn't have told you it had been me.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:26 pm

you didn't buy shit for me you poor piece of asscock

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:02 pm

Shut your slutholes, I bought AoG premium in exchange for him letting me use his idea for a blog.

I'm now up to 2 unique views, both of which are probably me.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:15 pm

Ok, I'll admit it. I did not by shorty a premium. I refuse to buy anyone premium on this site, at least until the current owner sells.

Bollocks.

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:10 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Shut your slutholes, I bought AoG premium in exchange for him letting me use his idea for a blog.

I'm now up to 2 unique views, both of which are probably me.

oh you did it?
AOG 3 bars, you aren t going up fast enough. I'm disapointed in you.

From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Re: From Cook to Conquerer