I promise

[nietzsche]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

I will not complain about the drop, or the cards.

I will just say gl anf gg




I will let all the anger bottle up and then I'll go columbine. But I'm not going to use guns, I will use a machete. A rusty machete. I will cut limbs off people. Maybe little babies. But won't kill them. I will let them there to suffer for and die of infection.

[owenshooter]

is this like the promise you made that you were truly retired? *black jesus eyes rolling right out of my black jesus skull*... the black jesus does not believe this...
i promise to keep posting your posts where you do all of the above that you promised to no longer do...

Subject: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Look at this



8 games, and that's the dice between us. I managed to win 5 games vs him but still in points he's ahead 105 vs 60.

I'm confused here. What am I to do? Keep complaining? Simply take the value off it and stop playing? Or should I come up with a clever scheme to gain points? What if this was fixed somehow? Rank-restricted games, or maybe a better scoring system..

the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

[nietzsche]

is this like the promise you made that you were truly retired? *black jesus eyes rolling right out of my black jesus skull*... the black jesus does not believe this...
i promise to keep posting your posts where you do all of the above that you promised to no longer do...

Subject: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Look at this



8 games, and that's the dice between us. I managed to win 5 games vs him but still in points he's ahead 105 vs 60.

I'm confused here. What am I to do? Keep complaining? Simply take the value off it and stop playing? Or should I come up with a clever scheme to gain points? What if this was fixed somehow? Rank-restricted games, or maybe a better scoring system..

the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

hey you venereal disease,

that post was made before i started this thread.

"your personality is not caused by anything..."

[Army of GOD]

can you promise to stop being a creepy dickhole?

[owenshooter]

i miss the old ranting, raving and retiring, nietzche!!!

Subject: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

round 1, first turn:

2015-02-19 16:51:41 - jdcard80 received 3 troops for 4 regions
2015-02-19 16:51:48 - jdcard80 deployed 3 troops on Mumbai
2015-02-19 16:51:54 - jdcard80 assaulted Bangkok from Mumbai and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:51:56 - jdcard80 assaulted Dubai from Mumbai and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:52:03 - jdcard80 assaulted Berlin from Moscow and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:52:06 - jdcard80 assaulted Cairo from Dubai and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:52:12 - jdcard80 reinforced Manila with 2 troops from Beijing
2015-02-19 16:52:12 - jdcard80 ended the turn and got spoils

the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

[nietzsche]

can you promise to stop being a creepy dickhole?

I don't think he can, but let's wait for his answer

[betiko]

i'm not sure you'll be able to stick to gl gg next time we'll play each other. our games always have the worse kind of spanish insults possible. last time was argentinian insults, i'll go for cuban next time.

[Stephan Wayne]

Can i have your anger if your not using it ??

[Serbia]

Was this thread a mistake?

Bollocks.

[owenshooter]

*cough*
Subject: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Game 15412058



I CANNOT GET FUCKING ORANGE'S CARDS IN A 5VS1 AND OF COURSE HE GETS HIM AND HAS A DOUBLE SET WITH 6 CARDS

AND OF COURSE HE CAN KILL 9VS12 WITH 5 LEFT





what is the fucking point???????????

i outplay this asshole, i lose a 5vs1 and he takes 55 points from me... had i won I would've made like 6 points.

the black jesus does not believe this new leaf can remain turned...-Jésus noir

[owenshooter]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

how is that going for you?-Jésus noir

Game 15462173

I was fucked by the dice again but this time not from the beginning, it was a very close game with similar troop counts until I failed to kill pink when I had enough 2 times and another couple of times I had 6vs6 and 4vs4 I think. After that his troop count started to get little better, but I was blocking my colors to prevent kills. Then I worked out two shots at killing orange, both times with good cards, 3 and 4. First time I had 70% chances, couldn't make it, next time 88% chances, didn't make it either. Since dice had been turning slightly to his side, I was in a very bad position after that last 88% chances shot. That was a winner shot btw, and had to go for it because his sets were comming. So I was about to lose again due to dice.

I'm not sure how to qualify this game, because at least I wasn't that far behind when the oppoprtunities arrived, but I did had 4 missed chances with enough to kill, 2 against pink and 2 against orange. Had I succeded in any of those 4 attacks, it was a whole diff game. THe only reason I won is he gave the game to me.

[BoganGod]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

I will not complain about the drop, or the cards.

I will just say gl anf gg




I will let all the anger bottle up and then I'll go columbine. But I'm not going to use guns, I will use a machete. A rusty machete. I will cut limbs off people. Maybe little babies. But won't kill them. I will let them there to suffer for and die of infection.

Please share details of your conversion to christianity

[owenshooter]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

I will not complain about the drop, or the cards.

I will just say gl anf gg

Let me talk to you about game Game 15463645.

I did not want to talk you about it yesterday because I was very upset and I'm sure I'll sound like a lunatic.

Remember, these are consecutive games, I'm not playing much.

Game started with grey killing two reds, 6vs3,3 in australia, with 1 lost (1,3,1 left), 10% odds, he then forted pink to continue killing red. I then deployed in red in different locations to try to weaken positions and so that I could fort from other positions to red. I managed to weaken the 5 into a 3, and then attacked the 1 grey he left after forting to pink, thinking I would be able to clean NA later. Next, he deployed in mumbai to my surprise, i thought he wanted to kill reds 2,1 in NA, but he also wanted australia. He killed green delhi and then he killed red 2,1 in NA a 3, 9% odds.

Ok. I still have 2 reds, one in madrid and one in SaoPaulo. With yellows turn, I make a 3 in SaoPaulo and a 5 in Madrid. Then grey goes with 7 and kills reds 3,5. Odds 24%.

Combined odds of killing red? According to assault odds it's 0.6% (0.006). Okay, so now he has grey with 3 cards and taking australia. All he has to do is protect grey and he'll be cashing soon, but he leaves 1's everywhere and when he's left with one grey (3) in NA he decides to deploy somewhere else with orange, so I attack 6vs3 and kill grey. Get all the cards. So maybe it's my game.

He broke Australia in between with an attack of 6vs1,1,2 losing 0.

Just after I eliminated grey, he kills green with an 8vs2,1,3,,1,1,1. Odds? 4%.

Next he makes the mistake of not taking australia right away when he had a 3 in jakarta, could make it a 6 with his deployment. That gave me breathing room, so pink could not kill blue with his set because orange was "protecting" me with a 3 in jakarta. So with yellow's set i start working on pink since it's the color is all over yellow and blue.

Luckily for me I get a 3-card set with yellow after cashing the previous round, but it wouldn't have mattered! I mean, it could've but he didnt protect pink at all, he could've deployed or attacked from Rejkavik and fort him or wathever but he let it there to die. I has a 4 with yellow, deploying 5 more if I hadn't had a set, making it 9vs1,1,1,1 for pink's cards. But I did have a set, and cashed it because I'm not risking it with my dice.

So I fort to the same colour yellow with the armies left because I don't care about blue's 1 card. Yellow has 3 or 4 cards I don't recall exactly. So where' at a point where we're basically tied, it becomes all about timing on the sets and strategy as to when to kill the colors with the less cards and troops.

He takes a card with teal (previously with 1 card) , I don't take a card with blue, i ran out of time. Next he cashes with orange with 4 cards, kills blue and has 3 cards now. I kill teal and have 3 cards too.

So, we're down to 1 color each, he has 16 regions, I have like 27, we both have 3 cards but he goes first. Maybe luck will smile at me this time with the sets. Ok, next he cashes with 3 cards, he seems to be doing something else though, because he's wasting precious seconds to start his turns in a 1-min game. So I survive, and of course I don't have a set, I think I'm dead but he didn't actually take the big continents and cash those bonus, instead he cashed bonuses for Africa and SA, so I survive again! And with 4 cards I do have a set!

I work my magic in a hurry because my connection has become a little laggy. I leave him with 20 regions and no bonuses. Maybe next time around he won't have a set with 3 cards.. maybe I will work out my territorial advantage a little more one more round so even if he cashes before me with 4 cards, I can survive one more round! Who knows, maybe he has no set with 3 cards and I do!

Well, no, he has a set with 3 cards, and I don't again. But he went into australia, didn't finish taking it and ran out of time, not only that but he left his stack locked there, so he can't kill me next turn if I don't have a set, which i didn't. So i don't ha ve a set, take a couple of territs, and know I'm good because with 4 cards I do have a set. So worst case scenario is now that we go again to the same go anf forth but this time I am I card ahead, only chance he winning now is that next time around I have 2 pairs and he has set with 3 cards.

But next he misses his turn, so I win.


How many times did this shit fucked me with a pine cone in that one game?

These are consecutive games.

The only reason I'm winning these games is because my oponents fail to kill me. I would've killed me 10 times before I had a chance.

And when it's not that the waiting game thingy doesn't alert me.

Some mistakes he made that allowed me to recover time after time:

-Leaving grey with ones everywhere with 3 cards.
-Not clearing blue from australia so that he could finish it with pink.
-Not protecting pink whe he had 3-4 cards and he could easily do it.
-Not targeting 1 colour (yellow or blue) but attacking both.
-Taking cards with teal who was about to die
-Not taking big bonuses to easily kill me when he cashed first
-running out of time, missing a card, leveling again the game
-missing a turn

*cough*...-Jésus noir

[adban]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

I will not complain about the drop, or the cards.

I will just say gl anf gg

Let me talk to you about game Game 15463645.

I did not want to talk you about it yesterday because I was very upset and I'm sure I'll sound like a lunatic.

Remember, these are consecutive games, I'm not playing much.

Game started with grey killing two reds, 6vs3,3 in australia, with 1 lost (1,3,1 left), 10% odds, he then forted pink to continue killing red. I then deployed in red in different locations to try to weaken positions and so that I could fort from other positions to red. I managed to weaken the 5 into a 3, and then attacked the 1 grey he left after forting to pink, thinking I would be able to clean NA later. Next, he deployed in mumbai to my surprise, i thought he wanted to kill reds 2,1 in NA, but he also wanted australia. He killed green delhi and then he killed red 2,1 in NA a 3, 9% odds.

Ok. I still have 2 reds, one in madrid and one in SaoPaulo. With yellows turn, I make a 3 in SaoPaulo and a 5 in Madrid. Then grey goes with 7 and kills reds 3,5. Odds 24%.

Combined odds of killing red? According to assault odds it's 0.6% (0.006). Okay, so now he has grey with 3 cards and taking australia. All he has to do is protect grey and he'll be cashing soon, but he leaves 1's everywhere and when he's left with one grey (3) in NA he decides to deploy somewhere else with orange, so I attack 6vs3 and kill grey. Get all the cards. So maybe it's my game.

He broke Australia in between with an attack of 6vs1,1,2 losing 0.

Just after I eliminated grey, he kills green with an 8vs2,1,3,,1,1,1. Odds? 4%.

Next he makes the mistake of not taking australia right away when he had a 3 in jakarta, could make it a 6 with his deployment. That gave me breathing room, so pink could not kill blue with his set because orange was "protecting" me with a 3 in jakarta. So with yellow's set i start working on pink since it's the color is all over yellow and blue.

Luckily for me I get a 3-card set with yellow after cashing the previous round, but it wouldn't have mattered! I mean, it could've but he didnt protect pink at all, he could've deployed or attacked from Rejkavik and fort him or wathever but he let it there to die. I has a 4 with yellow, deploying 5 more if I hadn't had a set, making it 9vs1,1,1,1 for pink's cards. But I did have a set, and cashed it because I'm not risking it with my dice.

So I fort to the same colour yellow with the armies left because I don't care about blue's 1 card. Yellow has 3 or 4 cards I don't recall exactly. So where' at a point where we're basically tied, it becomes all about timing on the sets and strategy as to when to kill the colors with the less cards and troops.

He takes a card with teal (previously with 1 card) , I don't take a card with blue, i ran out of time. Next he cashes with orange with 4 cards, kills blue and has 3 cards now. I kill teal and have 3 cards too.

So, we're down to 1 color each, he has 16 regions, I have like 27, we both have 3 cards but he goes first. Maybe luck will smile at me this time with the sets. Ok, next he cashes with 3 cards, he seems to be doing something else though, because he's wasting precious seconds to start his turns in a 1-min game. So I survive, and of course I don't have a set, I think I'm dead but he didn't actually take the big continents and cash those bonus, instead he cashed bonuses for Africa and SA, so I survive again! And with 4 cards I do have a set!

I work my magic in a hurry because my connection has become a little laggy. I leave him with 20 regions and no bonuses. Maybe next time around he won't have a set with 3 cards.. maybe I will work out my territorial advantage a little more one more round so even if he cashes before me with 4 cards, I can survive one more round! Who knows, maybe he has no set with 3 cards and I do!

Well, no, he has a set with 3 cards, and I don't again. But he went into australia, didn't finish taking it and ran out of time, not only that but he left his stack locked there, so he can't kill me next turn if I don't have a set, which i didn't. So i don't ha ve a set, take a couple of territs, and know I'm good because with 4 cards I do have a set. So worst case scenario is now that we go again to the same go anf forth but this time I am I card ahead, only chance he winning now is that next time around I have 2 pairs and he has set with 3 cards.

But next he misses his turn, so I win.


How many times did this shit fucked me with a pine cone in that one game?

These are consecutive games.

The only reason I'm winning these games is because my oponents fail to kill me. I would've killed me 10 times before I had a chance.

And when it's not that the waiting game thingy doesn't alert me.

Some mistakes he made that allowed me to recover time after time:

-Leaving grey with ones everywhere with 3 cards.
-Not clearing blue from australia so that he could finish it with pink.
-Not protecting pink whe he had 3-4 cards and he could easily do it.
-Not targeting 1 colour (yellow or blue) but attacking both.
-Taking cards with teal who was about to die
-Not taking big bonuses to easily kill me when he cashed first
-running out of time, missing a card, leveling again the game
-missing a turn

*cough*...-Jésus noir

Jeez, and i thought Mr Shooter had probs. Sigh, note to self: Trust the black Jesus over a mustached German....hang on...

[BoganGod]

yawn, you are becoming even more of an attention whore than decaf kid.

[Symmetry]

yawn, you are becoming even more of an attention whore than decaf kid.

Occupation: ...Casual gigolo

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=198926

Hmm

[iAmCaffeine]

yawn, you are becoming even more of an attention whore than decaf kid.

Rude.

[owenshooter]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

*COUGH*

This is fucking ridiculous lol.


Game 15501854

Now, I was down in troop count considerably. He took blue out, when I saw blue it was dead, was desperately working on orange, hoping he was so focused on taking blue out he wasn't going to notice. It worked. But I was still considerably down in troop count. Then of course he's going to take red out, I kill it myself with green to get 2 cards instead of him. I'm 1 player down, and troop count down.

I play my game and with two players surrounded, but I have a plan, I will work on pink to make it reachable with one set. Now, he has a set with teal and can protect pink, but he doesn't see what I'm doing. So I have a ton or armies because basically gave up on green, going to try to win it with only yellow. 26 to go 1,1,1,1,1,1,3. I arrive to the last 3 with 16, and boom. I lose 13 kill 1. I manage to kill pink with a 3vs2 attack, and then protect green in order to kill it later for the cards, because I'm screwed. Had the attack gone normal I could've killed teal after pink but didn't happen.

So with my anus all red from the dice pounding, I go for a last shot, killing green to cash another set with yellow. I do but given the amount of territs, and the blocks of my own color, I have to divide the attack. I kill all of teal in NA< bunch of 1's and then with 10vs3,1,1,1. Trying to take the 3 makes my 10 a 4, no point in trying, and most likely grey is gonna take teal for the card, to make sure he wins. Well no, he doesn't and gives me another shot. But he goes something like 27vs7 mine and loses 1.

I don't have a set with 3 cards and try to survive. He's not losing anything with his attacks. Next turn, I take a card, and there's a good chance I'll survive, I have 10 regions, 2 with 2s. He has 13 with grey, and goes happily without losing a single army. He takes 9 territories, including a 2. Goes 3vs2 in my last territory, misses. Instead of making sure he gets to kill me with teal, he attacks the 3vs2. Ok maybe I have a chance, all I need is to survive, and I kill teal with 3 cards, because I'd be deploying 28, having to take 14 singles. But no, he kills me in a las 3vs1.



Fucking ridiculous. Dice stats?
A D T
3vs2 --- -12% -8% -9%
3vs1 --- -5% -9% -7%



And I lose 36 points. Would've won maybe 11.

[WingCmdr Ginkapo]

Is it not bad enough that he posts it on one thread? Do you need to create an identical one here. You made your point long ago.

[BoganGod]

yawn, you are becoming even more of an attention whore than decaf kid.

Rude.

Blunt, yes. Direct, most certainly. Brutally honest, guilty as charged.
Rude, only if you struggle with non sugar coated truth.

[iAmCaffeine]

yawn, you are becoming even more of an attention whore than decaf kid.

Rude.

Blunt, yes. Direct, most certainly. Brutally honest, guilty as charged.
Rude, only if you struggle with non sugar coated truth.

On the contrary, I struggle with anything that is sugar coated.

Why are you posting here and not at all in our war thread?

[BoganGod]

Posting there would be feeding the whore......... get it? Tonal pun.

[owenshooter]

Is it not bad enough that he posts it on one thread? Do you need to create an identical one here. You made your point long ago.

as usual... right over your head... but i dare not point anything out to you or i'll hear all about how i am solely responsible for the great decline by not sugar coating it in the forum...
forget the fact that less than 1% of all users ever venture into the forums, that seems to fall on your mostly deaf ears... i am sorry if you do not understand what that was posted, which
you clearly don't, just allow the adults to continue the big people discussion in here, unmolested...-Jésus noir

[Dukasaur]

[owenshooter]

I will not complain about the dice ever again.

yeah... it isn't so much whining as it is just flat out bitching, right now...

Subject: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

explain this:




3 games against the same guy, that's the dice stats, and the 3 games lost. Check out he's the only player ever to attack more than me, because from the start of the 3 games he was always ahead because of the dice.

-Jésus noir