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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:18 am

nietzsche wrote:Look at this

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8 games, and that's the dice between us. I managed to win 5 games vs him but still in points he's ahead 105 vs 60.




I'm confused here. What am I to do? Keep complaining? Simply take the value off it and stop playing? Or should I come up with a clever scheme to gain points? What if this was fixed somehow? Rank-restricted games, or maybe a better scoring system..


Those Dice starts are indicative of a highly aggressive risk taking player. You took the initiative judging by the considerably higher numbers for attacking vs defence. This strategy will make your play overly affected by the fluctuation in dice rolls. My suggestion would be get used to it, or start playing more conservative.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby owenshooter on Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:39 am

the guy has a 67% win percentage, you can't really question anything he says...-JƩsus noir

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nietzsche wrote:Look at this

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8 games, and that's the dice between us. I managed to win 5 games vs him but still in points he's ahead 105 vs 60.




I'm confused here. What am I to do? Keep complaining? Simply take the value off it and stop playing? Or should I come up with a clever scheme to gain points? What if this was fixed somehow? Rank-restricted games, or maybe a better scoring system..


Those Dice starts are indicative of a highly aggressive risk taking player. You took the initiative judging by the considerably higher numbers for attacking vs defence. This strategy will make your play overly affected by the fluctuation in dice rolls. My suggestion would be get used to it, or start playing more conservative.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:04 am

owenshooter wrote:the guy has a 67% win percentage, you can't really question anything he says...-JƩsus noir

He even killed HanniBull!
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:29 am

owenshooter wrote:the guy has a 67% win percentage, you can't really question anything he says...-JƩsus noir


Might be down to 50% quite soon, but I do look on course to win 2 of my 4 open games.
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Postby DaGip on Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:04 am

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby BoganGod on Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:31 am

DaGip wrote:multi.

Think nietzsche has been cleared of that slur in the past
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:23 pm

is this a joke?

im curious now.l is there a fucking bad luck switch the mods have fun with?

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Bad dice (-7% in 3vs2 and -12% in 3vs1) and the dude has 3-card sets with all his players.


It's not like I'm playing a lot of games. Basically between the last times I've complained here there are 2-3 wins only.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:33 pm

hey! guess what! I won a game!

and of course dice had a big part on it, key turn, oponent goes something like 12vs9 and loses 10-1.

I don't care for those dice irregularities, I'm favored in one and fucked in the other, and I'm like -25 in those two games.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Shannon Apple on Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:47 pm

nietzsche wrote:I fucking retire, i can't stand shit like this, i outplayed the dude like 231232132133421312234213542341341242314 to 1 but dice kept fucking me in the ass with a pine cone.

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10 minutes later: nevermind, i won the game. carry on

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sun Mar 15, 2015 12:32 pm

** nietzsche humps Shannon Apple **
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby owenshooter on Sun Mar 15, 2015 12:40 pm

nietzsche wrote:** nietzsche humps Shannon Apple **

listen kids... there is only room for one virgin birth here on cc... the black jesus is not amused...-JƩsus noir
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:51 am

owenshooter wrote:
nietzsche wrote:** nietzsche humps Shannon Apple **

listen kids... there is only room for one virgin birth here on cc... the black jesus is not amused...-JƩsus noir


This made my day. :lol: :lol: =D>
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:52 am

I had to survive 6 rounds (48 turns) of bad luck, the first game after my little tantrum in bug reports. I was like -6% overall in 3vs2 attacks, -13% overall 3vs1. The only reason I didn't die is because my oponent wouldn't kill me, he kept stacking with teal and missing cards I don't know why.

Game changer when he for some reason let me cash a SA bonus 2 rounds and didn't attack me so I build up a little stack of 7 and killed his 7,1 of teal. and pink had a set so i finished it. I consider myself lucky to be able to kill 7,1 so that's when the luck started to change. Next, i had like 40 total to kill pink and grey, and game was decided then but i got lucky there too, not losing much.

I would've lost against any decent oponent after 48 with my dice stats very very red. I don't understand this. When will it stop? I waited like demonfork and another high ranked player said before, waited 1 day.

I have 7 pages with dice stats as the game progressed, I was going to take screenshots and post them but it's time to bed. The end stats are like -3% overall, which is stupid because I had amazing dice in the last turn, when everything was decided and not even disastrous dice would've prevent me from winning.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby KoolBak on Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:09 am

I always let him win just to be nice.....and the fact that he's some kind of kingpin in the Mexican mafia doesn't sway me at all :D

There IS a Mexican Mafia, right?

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:53 am

KoolBak wrote:I always let him win just to be nice.....and the fact that he's some kind of kingpin in the Mexican mafia doesn't sway me at all :D

There IS a Mexican Mafia, right?

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You let me win because you don't want me whinning.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:06 pm

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I was fucked by the dice again but this time not from the beginning, it was a very close game with similar troop counts until I failed to kill pink when I had enough 2 times and another couple of times I had 6vs6 and 4vs4 I think. After that his troop count started to get little better, but I was blocking my colors to prevent kills. Then I worked out two shots at killing orange, both times with good cards, 3 and 4. First time I had 70% chances, couldn't make it, next time 88% chances, didn't make it either. Since dice had been turning slightly to his side, I was in a very bad position after that last 88% chances shot. That was a winner shot btw, and had to go for it because his sets were comming. So I was about to lose again due to dice.

I'm not sure how to qualify this game, because at least I wasn't that far behind when the oppoprtunities arrived, but I did had 4 missed chances with enough to kill, 2 against pink and 2 against orange. Had I succeded in any of those 4 attacks, it was a whole diff game. THe only reason I won is he gave the game to me.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:50 am

I'm sure this kind of thing never happens to anyone else.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:21 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:I'm sure this kind of thing never happens to anyone else.


Exactly.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:21 pm

Let me talk to you about game Game 15463645.

I did not want to talk you about it yesterday because I was very upset and I'm sure I'll sound like a lunatic.

Remember, these are consecutive games, I'm not playing much.

Game started with grey killing two reds, 6vs3,3 in australia, with 1 lost (1,3,1 left), 10% odds, he then forted pink to continue killing red. I then deployed in red in different locations to try to weaken positions and so that I could fort from other positions to red. I managed to weaken the 5 into a 3, and then attacked the 1 grey he left after forting to pink, thinking I would be able to clean NA later. Next, he deployed in mumbai to my surprise, i thought he wanted to kill reds 2,1 in NA, but he also wanted australia. He killed green delhi and then he killed red 2,1 in NA a 3, 9% odds.

Ok. I still have 2 reds, one in madrid and one in SaoPaulo. With yellows turn, I make a 3 in SaoPaulo and a 5 in Madrid. Then grey goes with 7 and kills reds 3,5. Odds 24%.

Combined odds of killing red? According to assault odds it's 0.6% (0.006). Okay, so now he has grey with 3 cards and taking australia. All he has to do is protect grey and he'll be cashing soon, but he leaves 1's everywhere and when he's left with one grey (3) in NA he decides to deploy somewhere else with orange, so I attack 6vs3 and kill grey. Get all the cards. So maybe it's my game.

He broke Australia in between with an attack of 6vs1,1,2 losing 0.

Just after I eliminated grey, he kills green with an 8vs2,1,3,,1,1,1. Odds? 4%.

Next he makes the mistake of not taking australia right away when he had a 3 in jakarta, could make it a 6 with his deployment. That gave me breathing room, so pink could not kill blue with his set because orange was "protecting" me with a 3 in jakarta. So with yellow's set i start working on pink since it's the color is all over yellow and blue.

Luckily for me I get a 3-card set with yellow after cashing the previous round, but it wouldn't have mattered! I mean, it could've but he didnt protect pink at all, he could've deployed or attacked from Rejkavik and fort him or wathever but he let it there to die. I has a 4 with yellow, deploying 5 more if I hadn't had a set, making it 9vs1,1,1,1 for pink's cards. But I did have a set, and cashed it because I'm not risking it with my dice.

So I fort to the same colour yellow with the armies left because I don't care about blue's 1 card. Yellow has 3 or 4 cards I don't recall exactly. So where' at a point where we're basically tied, it becomes all about timing on the sets and strategy as to when to kill the colors with the less cards and troops.

He takes a card with teal (previously with 1 card) , I don't take a card with blue, i ran out of time. Next he cashes with orange with 4 cards, kills blue and has 3 cards now. I kill teal and have 3 cards too.

So, we're down to 1 color each, he has 16 regions, I have like 27, we both have 3 cards but he goes first. Maybe luck will smile at me this time with the sets. Ok, next he cashes with 3 cards, he seems to be doing something else though, because he's wasting precious seconds to start his turns in a 1-min game. So I survive, and of course I don't have a set, I think I'm dead but he didn't actually take the big continents and cash those bonus, instead he cashed bonuses for Africa and SA, so I survive again! And with 4 cards I do have a set!

I work my magic in a hurry because my connection has become a little laggy. I leave him with 20 regions and no bonuses. Maybe next time around he won't have a set with 3 cards.. maybe I will work out my territorial advantage a little more one more round so even if he cashes before me with 4 cards, I can survive one more round! Who knows, maybe he has no set with 3 cards and I do!

Well, no, he has a set with 3 cards, and I don't again. But he went into australia, didn't finish taking it and ran out of time, not only that but he left his stack locked there, so he can't kill me next turn if I don't have a set, which i didn't. So i don't ha ve a set, take a couple of territs, and know I'm good because with 4 cards I do have a set. So worst case scenario is now that we go again to the same go anf forth but this time I am I card ahead, only chance he winning now is that next time around I have 2 pairs and he has set with 3 cards.

But next he misses his turn, so I win.


How many times did this shit fucked me with a pine cone in that one game?

These are consecutive games.

The only reason I'm winning these games is because my oponents fail to kill me. I would've killed me 10 times before I had a chance.

And when it's not that the waiting game thingy doesn't alert me.

Some mistakes he made that allowed me to recover time after time:

-Leaving grey with ones everywhere with 3 cards.
-Not clearing blue from australia so that he could finish it with pink.
-Not protecting pink whe he had 3-4 cards and he could easily do it.
-Not targeting 1 colour (yellow or blue) but attacking both.
-Taking cards with teal who was about to die
-Not taking big bonuses to easily kill me when he cashed first
-running out of time, missing a card, leveling again the game
-missing a turn
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:48 pm

Good drop and good dice against an opponent I don't need any luck.. this is stupid.

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby riskllama on Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:13 pm

you are stupid. i have no time for this, BBS is back... :o
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:13 am

let me talk to you about game Game 15466923


For starters the dude begins with 3 greys in australia and one neutral, protected by 3,3,3 oranges.



So it's ok, I work my magic, I survive and survive in the game, manage to make a few moves to put the game where i have a chance to steal it.


Not going to mention all he did wrong this time, I guess it's normal if someone doesn't play these settings as much as I.

But he killed my red with 4 cards in a 3vs1, that's normal ok.

Then I get yellow's turn, and for a double cash I fail 5vs1. Double cashed would've killed orange, which would've given me 2 cards ahead, then i would've killed grey next turn and another cash.

That's it.

It's just not worth it. I'm done. Give me my ban.


Just remember I'm talking of a few games here, I'm not picking games. Is one after the other. THe exception was vs saxitoxin where I got an excellent drop and something like +2% dice. But I didn't need it, that game was a win even with -5% game because saxitoxin doesn't care.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:28 am

I left 72 games open, classic, speed 2 minutes, and only 1 person joined. They were open for like 15 mins lol


lmao even dropping points is hard now!
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:16 am

Next game: slightly lucky with the dice but I didn't need any because my oponent had no clue, al he cared for was taking australia, to the point of attacking himself.
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