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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby owenshooter on Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:49 am

can we please move this forum game to the games forum? this forum is already dying as it is, this thread WILL KILL THE GD!!!-el Jesus negro

p.s.- :shock:
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:46 am

owenshooter wrote:can we please move this forum game to the games forum? this forum is already dying as it is, this thread WILL KILL THE GD!!!-el Jesus negro

p.s.- :shock:

So what you're saying is that it's time for people to KNOCK IT OFF!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Namliam on Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:18 pm

Best thread I've seen on here in years!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Namliam on Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:25 pm

Knock knock....
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:33 pm

Namliam wrote:Knock knock....


I'm scared.

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Namliam on Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:52 pm

Forum Police
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:00 pm

Namliam wrote:Forum Police

Forum Police who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:13 pm

Knock Knock
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Namliam on Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:21 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Namliam wrote:Forum Police

Forum Police who?


Douche bags that ruin the fun when they have nothing better to do!! (yep, that was my punch line. Get a life people!)
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:24 am

Namliam wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Namliam wrote:Forum Police

Forum Police who?


Douche bags that ruin the fun when they have nothing better to do!! (yep, that was my punch line. Get a life people!)


Umm... Nammy? I'm not sure you're playing this correctly. :lol: :lol: :lol: too funny.


BigBallinStalin wrote:Knock Knock


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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Namliam on Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:51 am

Oops, let me try again.....

Forum Pleease give me better dice.

How's that?

And those who are complaining about this thread need to move outta momma's basement and get a life. :lol:
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby codierose on Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:12 am

knock, knock!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:36 am

EBConquer wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Knock Knock


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CONQUERCLUB IS DYING!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:55 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Knock Knock


Who's there?



CONQUERCLUB IS DYING!


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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:16 am

codierose wrote:knock, knock!


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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby codierose on Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:30 pm

EBConquer wrote:
codierose wrote:knock, knock!


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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:18 pm

codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
codierose wrote:knock, knock!


Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby codierose on Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:16 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
codierose wrote:knock, knock!


Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:27 pm

GUYZ, stop answering the door.


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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:39 pm

codierose wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
codierose wrote:knock, knock!


Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?



lol... not sure why i thought that was amusing. [so now, where did I put those acid tabs? 8-[ ]
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:46 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:GUYZ, stop answering the door.


Yeah, i'm thinking now that this would have been better off in the games forum. Definitely seems there are a few peeps who get bummed out on simple knock knock jokes. And of course, I have absolutely no idea if this thread will affect the GD adversely in the grand scheme of things. Again, I could give a rats ass if this moved to wherever it should be.

So with that said.... knock knock, bitches!!! heh
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby codierose on Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:51 am

Who's there?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:12 pm

Honey Bee

(last one)
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby codierose on Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:45 pm

EBConquer wrote:Honey Bee

(last one)

Honey bee who
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby IcePack on Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:58 pm

codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Honey Bee

(last one)

Honey bee who


Honey be (last one) who*
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