\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.
Moderator: Community Team
mrswdk
Posts: 14898 Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:37 am
Location: Red Swastika School
Post
by mrswdk » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:17 pm
Duke lost his virginity at the age of 13?
natty dread
Posts: 12877 Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Post
by natty dread » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:53 pm
Can I count each hand separately or do they count as one?
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192 Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
Gender: Male
Post
by Army of GOD » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:56 pm
hey look it's natty(_)dread
mrswdk is a ho
jonesthecurl
Posts: 4621 Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Gender: Male
Location: disused action figure warehouse
Contact:
Post
by jonesthecurl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:07 pm
I'm actually quite touched by the number of monogamists. Though I'm glad my first sexual encounter didn't turn out to be my lifetime partner. [contemplates prospect. withdraws into corner gibbering]
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192 Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
Gender: Male
Post
by Army of GOD » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:11 pm
jonesthecurl wrote: I'm actually quite touched by the number of monogamists.
Yeah but remember, handjobs don't count.
mrswdk is a ho
Baron Von PWN
Posts: 203 Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:05 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Capital region ,Canada
Post
by Baron Von PWN » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:54 am
5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Dukasaur
Community Team
Posts: 28220 Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:49 pm
Location: Beautiful Niagara
Post
by Dukasaur » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:42 am
jonesthecurl wrote: I'm actually quite touched by the number of monogamists.
Yes, but
how often are you touched by a number of monogamists, and do you climax?
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” ― Voltaire
RunThisTown
Posts: 9 Joined: Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:44 am
Post
by RunThisTown » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:45 am
It is extremely sad that many of you are keeping count. That being said I think my count is above 50
RunThisTown
Posts: 9 Joined: Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:44 am
Post
by RunThisTown » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:54 am
Not counting male partners that is.
natty dread
Posts: 12877 Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Post
by natty dread » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:53 am
Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
Baron Von PWN
Posts: 203 Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:05 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Capital region ,Canada
Post
by Baron Von PWN » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:12 am
natty dread wrote: Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
well it wasn't you. durr.
Gilligan
Posts: 12478 Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 4:59 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Providence, RI
Post
by Gilligan » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:06 am
natty dread wrote: Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
pics
natty dread
Posts: 12877 Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Post
by natty dread » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:23 am
Gilligan wrote: natty dread wrote: Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
pics
I would but it's kind of nsfw and there are childtren here. I wouldn't want AOG to be traumatized.
Gilligan
Posts: 12478 Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 4:59 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Providence, RI
Post
by Gilligan » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:28 am
natty dread wrote: Gilligan wrote: natty dread wrote: Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
pics
I would but it's kind of nsfw and there are childtren here. I wouldn't want AOG to be traumatized.
damn, that must be a really inappropriate trophy. surely it isn't in your living room.
degaston
Posts: 989 Joined: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:12 am
Post
by degaston » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:42 am
Gilligan wrote: natty dread wrote: Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
pics
I've got one, too - here it is:
I let her keep it to remember me by.
saxitoxin
Posts: 13420 Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:01 am
Gender: Male
Contact:
Post
by saxitoxin » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:44 am
Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
as per the OP, bjs don't count
thank you for your attentiveness to the rules
betiko
Posts: 10941 Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Gender: Male
Location: location, location
Post
by betiko » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:55 pm
RunThisTown wrote: It is extremely sad that many of you are keeping count. That being said I think my count is above 50
since i don't know you i don't know if this is humour or you don't really realize the contradiction. correct answer is funny guy right?
natty dread
Posts: 12877 Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Post
by natty dread » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:48 pm
Gilligan wrote: natty dread wrote: Gilligan wrote: natty dread wrote: Baron Von PWN wrote: 5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
Hey! I'm
best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
pics
I would but it's kind of nsfw and there are childtren here. I wouldn't want AOG to be traumatized.
damn, that must be a really inappropriate trophy. surely it isn't in your living room.
Oh no, I rent a storage hall. I tried to move it into my apartment once, but the apartment got pregnant. 9 months later it birthed a shed.