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Uncle Bogan's Filthy Foreign Forum Phrases

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Uncle Bogan's Filthy Foreign Forum Phrases

The game that is often lost in translation.

I've taken some colourful phrases, had them translated into another language for your amusement.


How to play
-Please translate the phrase into english, and name the language.

-Be specific about the language ie if the language is french, note whether it is real french or funny canadian french, backwards counting belgium french etc.

- I will ask the person who submits the first correct answer to post another phrase.

- Please make sure submitted phrases are "colourful" or "off colour"
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Honour Role

Phrase---------------Translation---------------------Region/Language----------Translator

neuk je zuster in haar oor ----------------- f*ck your sister in her ear -------------- flemish dutch from Bruges --------- betiko
umlomo umama wakho ine herpes zangasese---------umlomo umama wakho ine herpes zangasese-----zulu-------mrswdk
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Example
Phrase
uw geit heeft herpes en een verloren kontgat

Translation
Your goat has herpes and a loose arsehole.

Language belgium flemish.

Next Phrase

neuk je zuster in haar oor
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my jokes make less sense if you edit your posts
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Hey AoG and philosophy of fascism, translate this phrase - neuk je zuster in haar oor
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Why don't you translate this: 干你全家,黑逼。
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BoganGod wrote:neuk je zuster in haar oor


"nietzsche hates the anus of Bill Cosby" - Pig Latin
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mrswdk wrote:Why don't you translate this: 干你全家,黑逼。

Sorry you suffer from inability to read. Please translate the current phrase - neuk je zuster in haar oor
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Just waiting for Google Translate to load.
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mrswdk wrote:Just waiting for Google Translate to load.


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Valet parking in the rear.....Malaysian Dutch
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notyou2 wrote:Valet parking in the rear.....Malaysian Dutch


Close but not quite. Rhymes with part of what you suggested.
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valet parking in the beer
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BoganGod wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Valet parking in the rear.....Malaysian Dutch


Close but not quite. Rhymes with part of what you suggested.


I totally made that up. I didn't use a translation program.
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Ballet parking in the steer.
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For all you mouth breathing, comprehension stunted, waders in the shallow end of the gene pool. Please read OP again. Note the word filthy, understand that the context in which the word is being used. So do you think it is fucking likely I would have written a tame pedestrian phrase about parking? :roll: The standard and skill level of trolls in this forum is sadly diminished. Fucktards rooting livestock are smarter
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rowdy parking in the clear
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BoganGod wrote:For all you mouth breathing, comprehension stunted, waders in the shallow end of the gene pool. Please read OP again. Note the word filthy, understand that the context in which the word is being used. So do you think it is fucking likely I would have written a tame pedestrian phrase about parking? :roll: The standard and skill level of trolls in this forum is sadly diminished. Fucktards rooting livestock are smarter


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BoganGod wrote:Por todo lo que la respiración bucal, la comprensión atrofiado, aves zancudas en la parte menos profunda de la piscina de gene. Por favor, lea OP nuevo. Nótese la palabra sucia, entendemos que el contexto en que se utiliza la palabra. Entonces, ¿usted cree que es jodidamente probablemente habría escrito una frase peatonal domesticado por el aparcamiento? : roll: El estándar y el nivel de habilidad de los trolls en este foro se ve disminuida con tristeza. Fucktards enraizamiento de ganado son más inteligentes
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I would like to reserve this post too please
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