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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:15 pm

Don't judge, Aslan. That's rude.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:08 am

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the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:35 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:45 pm

betiko wrote:
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the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.


no, he is not
the giraffe is taking a shit and the donkey? is just passing by, look at the angle of the pic
its illusional
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:20 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:
betiko wrote:
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the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.


no, he is not
the giraffe is taking a shit and the donkey? is just passing by, look at the angle of the pic
its illusional


oh crap you're right!! so the "fail" on the image is actually a fail, lol
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:44 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:58 am

That barney has a long penis
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:23 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:30 am

great pictures, thx betiko
its amazing how easily our eyes get tricked
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:45 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:23 pm

lol lol
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:23 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:25 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:13 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:49 pm

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This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:36 pm

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This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..


That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:33 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:
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This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..


That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.



the funniest thing would've been in britain. Brits can be so hilarious in those moments, love their humour.

aslan, what would've happened in germany? they probably would show the picture again 5 times? lol
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:53 am

betiko wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..

That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.

betiko wrote:the funniest thing would've been in britain. Brits can be so hilarious in those moments, love their humour.

aslan, what would've happened in germany? they probably would show the picture again 5 times? lol


i think in germany, the blonde sitting next to him, would have pulled her ipod out and
showing her hairy pussy to the audience too.
no the other way around,
she would have been showing her hairy pussy to the audience
and pulling an ipod out of her pussy, and showing a bigger penis on her tweet.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:05 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:11 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:
betiko wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..

That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.

betiko wrote:the funniest thing would've been in britain. Brits can be so hilarious in those moments, love their humour.

aslan, what would've happened in germany? they probably would show the picture again 5 times? lol


i think in germany, the blonde sitting next to him, would have pulled her ipod out and
showing her hairy pussy to the audience too.
no the other way around,
she would have been showing her hairy pussy to the audience
and pulling an ipod out of her pussy, and showing a bigger penis on her tweet.



I m not surprised.


It s well known that gernan girls don t shave.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:56 pm

i went to a backbacker hotel in brighton, lot of young foreign people hanging out there is summer,
and there was this two german girls, they were pretty girls, but they had hairy armpits...,

also in england i met this french girl :),
and she had hary legs, so i told a friend of mine ( he was french too, lot of french in england)
he said to me not to worry and switch off the lights, than i want see the hairy legs
--- he was soo wrong, when u switch off the lights, the bad thing is, u can feel the hairy legs, its like sleeping with a man

another story i have from australia, we went to this houseparty of a german friend ( lots of germans in westaustalia)
the next day he told me that one of the german girls came in his room, he undressed her, looked at her and told her
to go to the bathroom and shave off everything, and lol she did as he told her, lol

once in naples-italy, i saw a italian woman around 40 years,
sitting at a busstation on a hot summersday, and shaving her armpits with an electric razor,
never saw that before, public shaving , lol
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