Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

[safariguy5]

For the 112th edition of the CC Newsletter, Dispatch writer and clan veteran [player]BoganGod[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

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[smegal69]

Why do Seagulls fly upside down over Australia?
Is it true that New Zealanders are to Australia, what Mexicans are like to America?
Why is Australia so jealous about how many sheep we have in New Zealand?
Is the best player in Aussie rugby really a kiwi call Quade Copper?
Why do Australians hate boat people so much? apart from the aboriginals are not all the rest boat people in one way or another
Do you have 5 cars and 1 pig on the front lawn and the only thing that runs is the Pig?
were you deported to Australia or you just a wanted man in NZ
will you share a bowl with me in Nimbin?

what happened to BOTFM ???
what is the best part of CC and what is the worst?
If you could only pick 3 maps to play, what ones will you pick?
if you could ban someone from CC whom would that be?

[Razorvich]

Do you have a "mullet" for a haircut?
Do you have a pack of cigarettes in your shirt sleeve?
Do you wear either DB's or beach thongs for footwear?
Do you follow Collingwood in the AFL?
Do you drive a shitty car?
Do you have the complete collection of ACDC on vinyl? (INXS will also suffice)
Do you "strutt" when you walk?
Do you hate hippies?
Do you only drink VB?
Do you own "stubby" of "ALF" shorts?
Do you start fights in the pub over footy scores?
Can you count to 12? (fingers...toes...ect +1)

If any of the answers to any of the above are "NO" .... how can you call yourself "Bogangod"?

[HardAttack]

with how many goats so far have you had long term relation ?

how old it was the eldest goat you had fallen in love with ?

you came back to cc not too long after but a month maybe two later then atlantis founded. Now tell me, what is it that, you dreamed then felt like your old men were doing something nasty then you liked to jump into the site cc to see what is going on ? Or ur nose got a good smell of genoke is on action back again ?

how does it feel like living in oz being one from new zealand ? Having any difficulty with the change from lambs into camels ?

new zealand women or oz women ? why ?

which one is prettier ? razorvich or dukasaur ?

how much did safariguy pay to you to have you for this interview ?

THANKS IN ADVANCE for giving ur time answering bud,
have a good 1 more summer month there wrong part of the world,

[*Pixar*]

why do you still have that sig up lol?

Why do you hate *Pixar* so much?

If you had a choice of being a woman would you do it?

[TheForgivenOne]

Why do you hate *Pixar* so much?

Stop asking easy questions

How's the goat doing? Last time I saw it, it was eating my pants.

How come you didn't stop when I told you to stop tickling me?

How come I wasn't invited to your new clan? Was it because the goat is mad at me for not calling back?

[elfish_lad]

Why are you one of my favourite CC personalities?

[iAmCaffeine]

Why did you go from being a laugh to a bore?

Do you prefer to be called a boar or bore?

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.)

How frustrated by the above question will TFO be?

On a scale of No to 10 why did the chicken cross the road?

[Dukasaur]

What's your favourite song?

What's your favourite colour?

What's your favourite CC map?

What's your favourite political assassination?

[sempaispellcheck]

Now that it's (unofficially) official, what are your thoughts on the outcome of the NC4 and on the competition as a whole?

Which 10 places CC has a map of would you most want to visit? (Rank them from 1 to 10, please)

sempai

[betiko]

Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in?
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ?

[Dukasaur]

When are you going to write something funny again?

[BoganGod]

Keep the questions coming folks. This should probably be a co interrogation with dan "the goat whisperer" ryan.

Am disappointed that no one has as yet asked me leading questions about my patented visual cue based weight loss method.

dukasaur quick question - Does the governmental sanctioned killing of JFK count as euthanasia, defenestration or assassination? Am leaning towards brutus and his butchery skills atm. Though kevinlemon and julieliar deserve a mention for tag team antics.

[notyou2]

How much vegemite do you eat in a year?

How many roos have you killed?

[Dukasaur]

How many roos have you killed in front of a crowd of schoolchildren?

[Genoke]

Do you use more then 2 sleeves to wipe your ass?
You're about to open a dinnerbar, is that your way to recruit more aussies?
How come that a smart boy like you still are playing CC?
Do you have travel plans to another continent sometime?
I've heard you're cured from schitzofreny, so....are you still with 2?

[BoganGod]

How many roos have you killed in front of a crowd of schoolchildren?

Answer my question, before you ask another question!!!!

Dukasaur quick question - Does the governmental sanctioned killing of JFK count as euthanasia, defenestration or assassination? Am leaning towards brutus and his butchery skills atm. Though kevinlemon and julieliar deserve a mention for tag team antics.

[notyou2]

Please advise the genome sequence of a wombat.

[MrPanzerGeneral]

Boon or Ryder ?

Zinzan or Buck ?

Speights or XXXX ?

Clark or Gillard ? (after more than just a few of the above)

Walloon or Flem ?

Arapawa or Kalbian ?

G-String or Crotchless ?

Borat, Azamat, or HardAttack ?

[iAmCaffeine]

Brown or Khaki?

Koala or Wombat?

Kangaroo or Wallaby?

Ass or Arse?

Crocodile or Alligator?

Sydney or Perth?

New Zealand or Australia?

Beach or City?

Bear or Bare?

Beer or Beer?

Favourite meal to eat? Favourite meal to cook?

Are you one of those people that drinks a different wine for each course?

[MrPanzerGeneral]

@ coffeboy..... I guess copying can be a form of flattery... but hey, c'mon .. at least try a little to be original .....

[iAmCaffeine]

@ coffeboy..... I guess copying can be a form of flattery... but hey, c'mon .. at least try a little to be original .....

I wanted more questions, you gave me a spark of genius. Be proud.

[trinicardinal]

Coffee or Tea?

Why did you go on a hiatus from CC

How much fun are you having since you've returned?

Are you going to leave again?

do you use your current inventory for anything?

What would you do with a red star if you had one?

When next are you coming back into Live Chat.

When next are you going to get yourself banned from the Forums?

[iAmCaffeine]

@ trini..... I guess copying can be a form of flattery... but hey, c'mon .. at least try a little to be original .....

[jefjef]

woodruff or saxitoxin?

what sig did you enjoy stealing and abusing the most?

who is your favorite American?

whats it like living in a 3rd world country?