Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- merch313

[safariguy5]

For the 107th edition of the CC Newsletter, Tournament Director and longtime clan veteran [player]merch313[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

[cowboyz]

Any regrets after you took the plunge going from pre-op to post-op?

What's one thing that you have in common with Hitler?

What thoughts go through your head when you hear a banjo being played?

[Dukasaur]

Have you killed anyone? Why or why not?

[EBConquer]

- We've noticed you've been super tough lately. Is this because you're a renown graphics artist?

- With most people, being a baller in an online community usually takes work, how easy is this for you and how would you recommend the newbs to proceed in this lifestyle?

- Who's the "weirdest" person in your great clan? And why?

- If you could only have one chance to say one thing to our mothers... what would it be?

[iAmCaffeine]

Best and worst things about being in KoRT?

Who is your favourite KoRT lady? No cheap answers saying you love them all.

Which clan would you most like to beat in a war?

Are there any clans you wouldn't want to war against?

What's your favourite animal and why?

[Shannon Apple]

- What is your biggest pet peeve? Something that annoys you, but shouldn't.

- If you could ban someone from CC, who would it be?

- Based on Dukasaur's question... (lol) Where would you hide the body if there was one?

- What do you think about when you see a Cowboyz post?

- What is your best and worst attributes?

[perchorin]

Exactly how deep does your love for JaneAustin go, and can you answer in the form of BeeGee's song titles only please?
Also, what kind of dirt does Swifte have on you that you let him win so many of your tournaments?

[Ace Rimmer]

Ass or breast man?

If you could make one change to the tournament scene, what would it be?

How much would it cost me for you to share the pic of Shannon Apple from the KoRT forum?

[safariguy5]

What are your thoughts on Tiger Woods? Where does he rank on the list of all time golf greats? Will he beat the Majors record?

[Dukasaur]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

[sempaispellcheck]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the capital of Assyria?

More seriously, why do you run so many double elimination tourneys? What is it that you like so much about that format?

If you were to had to run a series of non-DE tourneys, what kind of tourneys would you use?

Name one tournament format you would never want to run.

sempai

[Mageplunka69]

what makes you so awesome ?
do you ever think u will shave the beard ?
how many cc hotties have u ACTUALLY slept with?
why wont you play anymore ass games with me haha

[cowboyz]

why wont you play anymore ass games with me haha

Back off plunka...merch is my bitch!

[Dukasaur]

why wont you play anymore ass games with me haha

Back off plunka...merch is my bitch!

Is that a question or more of an answer?

Is there any justice in the universe?

Is there any justice on CC?

Is there any justice in the Justice League?

If you were a submarine commander, what famous warship would you most want to torpedo?

If you could drive a Formula 1 race car just once, which race would you like to run?

If you could go back in time and bang Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot, and Marlene Dietrich, all at their peak, which one would you pick?

Grand Marnier or Triple Sec?

Lennon or McCartney?

Coney fries or chili dogs?

[JaneAusten]

21:43:05 ‹Phatscotty› hey merch, is your sig influenced by Japanese porn?

[JaneAusten]

21:43:05 ‹Phatscotty› hey merch, is your sig influenced by Japanese porn?

[safariguy5]

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the upcoming issue of the CC Newsletter!