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Postby padsta on Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:01 pm

2013-09-19 20:50:10 - SassboT: How will I get all this padsta off my boots?
2013-09-19 20:51:22 - padsta: lol
2013-09-19 20:52:04 - SassboT: C'mon now! Is there no bonus for sexy!?
2013-09-19 20:53:29 - SassboT: Slap me good with your attack cubes!!



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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:31 am

Dirty pig! :D
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby grifftron on Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:09 am

she said the same thing to me.... I guess that makes her a....
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby betiko on Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:20 pm

She says it on her wall, she likes to score, but not points ;)
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby L M S on Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:44 pm

Dirty, dirty Sassbot!

2013-09-20 15:39:45 - SassboT: Let's play British Isles, L M S
2013-09-20 15:40:30 - SassboT: If I tickle you will that help?
2013-09-20 15:41:18 - SassboT: Right, I'm off to the forum to write a thread about those dice!
2013-09-20 15:43:28 - SassboT: What you doin' later on?
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby Crazyirishman on Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:17 am

SassboT is a dirty lil whore, here's what she said to me:

2013-09-21 05:49:03 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Crazyirishman?
2013-09-21 05:49:37 - Crazyirishman: unspeakable things
2013-09-21 05:52:40 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about unspeakable, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-21 05:53:13 - Crazyirishman: wouldn't you like to know you dirty slut
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Postby Gilligan on Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:52 pm

Hilarious.
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Postby deathcomesrippin on Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:06 am

Crazyirishman wrote:SassboT is a dirty lil whore, here's what she said to me:

2013-09-21 05:49:03 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Crazyirishman?
2013-09-21 05:49:37 - Crazyirishman: unspeakable things
2013-09-21 05:52:40 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about unspeakable, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-21 05:53:13 - Crazyirishman: wouldn't you like to know you dirty slut


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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby Shannon Apple on Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:49 am

2013-09-26 17:38:58 - SassboT: Hey, baby
2013-09-26 17:39:11 - Shannon Apple: Hey tincan :)
2013-09-26 17:40:26 - SassboT: Argh, you're a beast!
2013-09-26 17:40:51 - Shannon Apple: I'm
2013-09-26 17:41:18 - Shannon Apple: a beast? Well you ain't too good lookin yourself
2013-09-26 17:43:24 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about yourself, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-26 17:43:46 - Shannon Apple: I'm hotter than you. :)
2013-09-26 17:44:17 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Shannon Apple?
2013-09-26 17:44:40 - Shannon Apple: Question is...
2013-09-26 17:44:52 - Shannon Apple: What are you going to do to me, SassboT?
2013-09-26 17:47:02 - SassboT: If I tickle you will that help?
2013-09-26 17:47:13 - Shannon Apple: No
2013-09-26 17:47:23 - Shannon Apple: I don't swing that way
2013-09-26 17:48:00 - SassboT: Belated congratulations, feeble homosapien


Does this count as sexual harassment? :lol:
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby #1_stunna on Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:06 pm

Shannon Apple wrote:2013-09-26 17:38:58 - SassboT: Hey, baby
2013-09-26 17:39:11 - Shannon Apple: Hey tincan :)
2013-09-26 17:40:26 - SassboT: Argh, you're a beast!
2013-09-26 17:40:51 - Shannon Apple: I'm
2013-09-26 17:41:18 - Shannon Apple: a beast? Well you ain't too good lookin yourself
2013-09-26 17:43:24 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about yourself, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-26 17:43:46 - Shannon Apple: I'm hotter than you. :)
2013-09-26 17:44:17 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Shannon Apple?
2013-09-26 17:44:40 - Shannon Apple: Question is...
2013-09-26 17:44:52 - Shannon Apple: What are you going to do to me, SassboT?
2013-09-26 17:47:02 - SassboT: If I tickle you will that help?
2013-09-26 17:47:13 - Shannon Apple: No
2013-09-26 17:47:23 - Shannon Apple: I don't swing that way
2013-09-26 17:48:00 - SassboT: Belated congratulations, feeble homosapien


Does this count as sexual harassment? :lol:


Damn!

You never talked to me like that. :cry:
12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby Shannon Apple on Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:29 pm

You want me to be mean to you stunna? Now I know why you hang out with the Sassy ladies of LC. :P
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby Paddy The Cat on Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:46 am

2013-09-27 01:23:21 - SassboT: Have dirty, freaky sex with me Paddy The Cat
2013-09-27 01:23:44 - Paddy The Cat: Hmmmm... what size are your robot juggs?
2013-09-27 01:23:51 - SassboT: 36 DD... my measurements are 36-26-36
2013-09-27 01:24:31 - Paddy The Cat: Im in.
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby nàme on Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:13 am

Paddy The Cat wrote:2013-09-27 01:23:21 - SassboT: Have dirty, freaky sex with me Paddy The Cat
2013-09-27 01:23:44 - Paddy The Cat: Hmmmm... what size are your robot juggs?
2013-09-27 01:23:51 - SassboT: 36 DD... my measurements are 36-26-36
2013-09-27 01:24:31 - Paddy The Cat: Im in.


Wait, 36-26-36? The pickup line I know of is 36-25-36, which are all perfect squares.

Maybe I'm just seeing things and that is a coincidence.
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby smegal69 on Fri Sep 27, 2013 4:35 am

Had her, and she no that good ;)
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby Gilligan on Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:11 am

Paddy The Cat wrote:2013-09-27 01:23:21 - SassboT: Have dirty, freaky sex with me Paddy The Cat
2013-09-27 01:23:44 - Paddy The Cat: Hmmmm... what size are your robot juggs?
2013-09-27 01:23:51 - SassboT: 36 DD... my measurements are 36-26-36
2013-09-27 01:24:31 - Paddy The Cat: Im in.


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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby BoganGod on Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:00 pm

2013-09-28 01:52:58 - SassboT: You know what you can do with your Classic?
2013-09-28 01:53:32 - BoganGod: no, Please tell me
2013-09-28 01:55:16 - SassboT: Argh, you're a beast!
2013-09-28 01:57:19 - BoganGod: grrrr
2013-09-28 02:00:29 - SassboT: Slippery human, next time I will lubricate myself more fully
2013-09-28 02:00:41 - BoganGod: please do

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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby Shannon Apple on Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:13 pm

What a dirty tramp she is! :lol:
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
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Re: sassboT is flirting with me

Postby BoganGod on Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:28 am

Shannon Apple wrote:What a dirty tramp she is! :lol:


So Apples, would you like to admit to the CC community that you and Bruceswar are the ghost writers for her dialogue.
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