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Postby Beko the Great on Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:02 am

I want someone with a real dice story as worse or worser than what has happened to me today...

85vs50 ->2vs5

Btw, the odds of winning such a battle are 99,95%.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:52 pm

Feel glad that the dice gods have honored you with such a rare opportunity.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby HardAttack on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:55 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Feel glad that the dice gods have honored you with such a rare opportunity.


To look at the full side of the glass, you have achieved something % 0.05 probability.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby donkeymile on Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:33 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Feel glad that the dice gods have honored you with such a rare opportunity.


The problem with that statement is that it's not so rare ...
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:47 pm

Do not mock the dice gods! They are a fickle bunch.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:16 pm

Beko the Great wrote:I want someone with a real dice story as worse or worser than what has happened to me today...

85vs50 ->2vs5

Btw, the odds of winning such a battle are 99,95%.

Someone had a 51v79 against me and had 23 left once.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Beko the Great on Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:28 pm

Jdsizzleslice wrote:
Beko the Great wrote:I want someone with a real dice story as worse or worser than what has happened to me today...

85vs50 ->2vs5

Btw, the odds of winning such a battle are 99,95%.

Someone had a 51v79 against me and had 23 left once.


:shock: I bet you won that game...
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Great-Ollie on Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:18 pm

I lost 13 vs 1 that is my worst dice story. Also had a 32 vs 4 loss as well.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby jefjef on Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:12 pm

To look at the full side of the glass, donkeymile has blessed us with a hot avi. :)
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby grifftron on Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:14 pm

That is the fun thing about big stacks, anything can happen, no matter what the odds are. I have taken big stacks with small stacks and have lost big stacks to small stacks. Pull up those panties and move on with life. Better days to come!

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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:21 pm

Beko the Great wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:
Beko the Great wrote:I want someone with a real dice story as worse or worser than what has happened to me today...

85vs50 ->2vs5

Btw, the odds of winning such a battle are 99,95%.

Someone had a 51v79 against me and had 23 left once.


:shock: I bet you won that game...

No way dude, I got killed in the 1v1, by a person who didn't even know the map
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Mageplunka69 on Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:35 pm

grifftron wrote:That is the fun thing about big stacks, anything can happen, no matter what the odds are. I have taken big stacks with small stacks and have lost big stacks to small stacks. Pull up those panties and move on with life. Better days to come!

-griff

I hear you like big stacks (O)(O)
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby padsta on Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:00 am

I had a 40-40 and advanced 39 troops forward once,

terrible dice for my opponent :D
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Beko the Great on Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:07 am

padsta wrote:I had a 40-40 and advanced 39 troops forward once,




That's cheatting! :oops:
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby donkeymile on Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:19 pm

jefjef wrote:To look at the full side of the glass, donkeymile has blessed us with a hot avi. :)


Why thank you - made my day!!!
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Lindax on Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:01 pm

Beko the Great wrote:I want someone with a real dice story as worse or worser than what has happened to me today...

85vs50 ->2vs5

Btw, the odds of winning such a battle are 99,95%.


Don't remember the exact numbers, but it was something like 59 vs 34 a few days ago. Ended 1 vs 13 or similar.

Makes you wanna puke.

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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby BoganGod on Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:42 am

Many years ago, when Lindax and I both had no grey hair. USSR quads, going for the kill last region of last player left on team2. 23vs1 auto button..... 3vs1, 2vs1, 1vs1 was the end result. Lucky one of my teammates was next. I was gob smacked.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:40 pm

Here is a Vimeo video dice we should use: http://vimeo.com/72649374#

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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby Man United on Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:00 pm

grifftron wrote:That is the fun thing about big stacks, anything can happen, no matter what the odds are. I have taken big stacks with small stacks and have lost big stacks to small stacks. Pull up those panties and move on with life. Better days to come!

-griff


"Anything can happen" is the case with dice in general, hence the word random, and has nothing to do with large numbers of troops.

I consider myself quite lucky. I did lose 5 attacks in a row once, from 18-5 to 8-5, but that was in a game I wouldn't have won anyway. I am yet to have an almost certain win stolen from me by an extraordinarly unlucky series of rolls.
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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:48 am

jefjef wrote:To look at the full side of the glass, donkeymile has blessed us with a hot avi. :)


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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby HardAttack on Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:13 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Here is a Vimeo video dice we should use: http://vimeo.com/72649374#

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Re: Worst dice ever

Postby HotShot53 on Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:59 pm

I only use Auto-Assault when I'm in mop-up mode, or when I need incredible dice to win a game I'm going to lose any other way... it seems to give way more streaky results (good and bad) than doing individual rolls.
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