your ideal day with xeno (represented by Timminz, QC)

[Serbia]

A visit to Greenfield Village and The Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn, MI. After that, dinner at Mi Pueblo in southern Detroit.

Bollocks.

[DoomYoshi]

We will work on our fusion rodeo clown/german jumpstyler gig.

[saxitoxin]

So far wauuw, GreecePWNS, Lootifer and PhatScotty have refused to hang out with any of you losers.

[AndyDufresne]

1 hour of having Mets explain baseball to me, followed by 11 hours of having Mets explain astrophysics to me.


--Andy

[tzor]

The ideal day? Well it has to involve Citifield Park, perhaps with a tour, and watching the game.

It would be necessary for the Mets to score at least one home run; watching the Big Apple rise in the outfield is a wonderful sight to see.

(Note that Shea Stadium's Big Apple is on display just outside the park.)

It also involves a lot of food because there is a lot of different places to get food at the Park.

[Dukasaur]

I will drop LSD and float while Metsfan explains the difference between Relativity and Vector-Matrix to me.

[john9blue]

i'm just going to post here and let saxi keep inventing crazy shit for me to do that i never even suggested

[saxitoxin]

i'm just going to post here and let saxi keep inventing crazy shit for me to do that i never even suggested

EXCUSE ME

John9Blue's Suggestion:

11 hours of passive-aggressive forum threats for no reason in threads that are supposed to be for fun

1 hour of heckling jones during his comedy show (but still buying the t-shirt afterwards)

Saxi's Summary:

12 hours of LARP'ing Malcolm in the Middle with John9Blue

My summary of your suggestion was ACCURATE, but if you don't like it, then keep your suggestions more SUCCINCT, Flower-Scrotum.

[2dimes]

They need custom forum ranks here for just such occasions.

[rdsrds2120]

Mathy sciency stuff. Then I'd make him show me a local vegan place.

BMO

[Funkyterrance]

Both of us sitting in Barnes and Noble in opposing comfy chairs and drinking coffee/tea, him with his boring astrophysics books and me reading graphic novels(the only thing fun to read while in Barnes and Noble). No actual communication, just every so often we could look up at each other and smile politely or the occasional "excuse me" as we left to use the bathroom, etc..
Oh, and we are both nude of course.

[nietzsche]

21:59:05 ‹xeno› Continually kicking him in the balls

[tzor]

Mathy sciency stuff. Then I'd make him show me a local vegan place.

In the upper 20's of Manhattan they have a number of Indian Vegetarian restaurants with Kosher licences.

(When I worked for Met Life in the late 80's I used to take my co-workers there for a change of pace.)

[saxitoxin]

METS' IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Mets will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of playing videos games, discussing philosophy and sitting in silence with rishaed
- 12 hours at an amusement park with AoG
- 12 hours of sightseeing in DC followed by watching 2001 with PhatScotty
- 12 hours of touring the south of France with 2dimes
- 12 hours at the Ford Museum and a Mexican restaurant with Serbia
- 12 hours of working on "fusion rodeo clown" with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of explaining baseball and astrophysics to Andy
- 12 hours of eating and watching the Mets with tzor
- 12 hours of dropping a science bomb on tripping Dukasaur
- 12 hours of watching john9blue post in this thread
- 12 hours of doing math and eating vegan food with RDS
- 12 hours of taking turns at a gloryhole in the Barnes & Noble men's room with FT
- 12 hours of being kicked in the balls by xeno

[saxitoxin]

FunkyTerrance

[Phatscotty]

SCOTT'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Scott will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:



- 12 hours of lecturing Mets about gold and silver investing. I can eat a peach for hours, and I would know I wasn't wasting my time. Of course 1 of those hours would be working out a fee/commission
- 12 hours of cross referencing encyclopedias, etc., to better define libertarian with Andy. That would be interesting I think Andy and I would get along better. Maybe we could even be friends with benefits.
- 12 hours of being told what's wrong with Watchmen while hog-tied with jonesthecurl. not cuz of Watchmen, but cuz I like to be tied up like a hog. And when tickled right, my squeal is irresistible.

[2dimes]

A trip to five guys, play Risk, chat and have a New York style pizza.

[Timminz]

12 hours of solitary confinement.

[DoomYoshi]

A wicked point dumping spree in which I take all of them! That will only take a few hours, so I will cook him some wild Caribou tourtiere et poutine.

[Metsfanmax]

METS' IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Mets will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of playing videos games, discussing philosophy and sitting in silence with rishaed
- 12 hours at an amusement park with AoG
- 12 hours of sightseeing in DC followed by watching 2001 with PhatScotty
- 12 hours of touring the south of France with 2dimes
- 12 hours at the Ford Museum and a Mexican restaurant with Serbia
- 12 hours of working on "fusion rodeo clown" with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of explaining baseball and astrophysics to Andy
- 12 hours of eating and watching the Mets with tzor
- 12 hours of dropping a science bomb on tripping Dukasaur
- 12 hours of watching john9blue post in this thread
- 12 hours of doing math and eating vegan food with RDS
- 12 hours of taking turns at a gloryhole in the Barnes & Noble men's room with FT
- 12 hours of being kicked in the balls by xeno

1. FT
2. RDS
3. Andy

[jonesthecurl]

SCOTT'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Scott will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:



- 12 hours of lecturing Mets about gold and silver investing. I can eat a peach for hours, and I would know I wasn't wasting my time. Of course 1 of those hours would be working out a fee/commission
- 12 hours of cross referencing encyclopedias, etc., to better define libertarian with Andy. That would be interesting I think Andy and I would get along better. Maybe we could even be friends with benefits.
- 12 hours of being told what's wrong with Watchmen while hog-tied with jonesthecurl. not cuz of Watchmen, but cuz I like to be tied up like a hog. And when tickled right, my squeal is irresistible.

Well, I'm not channeling "Deliverance" for anyone.

[2dimes]

METS' IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Mets will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of playing videos games, discussing philosophy and sitting in silence with rishaed
- 12 hours at an amusement park with AoG
- 12 hours of sightseeing in DC followed by watching 2001 with PhatScotty
-12 hours of touring the south of France with 2dimes
- 12 hours at the Ford Museum and a Mexican restaurant with Serbia
- 12 hours of working on "fusion rodeo clown" with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of explaining baseball and astrophysics to Andy
- 12 hours of eating and watching the Mets with tzor
- 12 hours of dropping a science bomb on tripping Dukasaur
- 12 hours of watching john9blue post in this thread
- 12 hours of doing math and eating vegan food with RDS
- 12 hours of taking turns at a gloryhole in the Barnes & Noble men's room with FT
- 12 hours of being kicked in the balls by xeno

1. FT
2. RDS
3. Andy

How could Saxi leave out the eating?

[Metsfanmax]

METS' IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Mets will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of playing videos games, discussing philosophy and sitting in silence with rishaed
- 12 hours at an amusement park with AoG
- 12 hours of sightseeing in DC followed by watching 2001 with PhatScotty
-12 hours of touring the south of France with 2dimes
- 12 hours at the Ford Museum and a Mexican restaurant with Serbia
- 12 hours of working on "fusion rodeo clown" with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of explaining baseball and astrophysics to Andy
- 12 hours of eating and watching the Mets with tzor
- 12 hours of dropping a science bomb on tripping Dukasaur
- 12 hours of watching john9blue post in this thread
- 12 hours of doing math and eating vegan food with RDS
- 12 hours of taking turns at a gloryhole in the Barnes & Noble men's room with FT
- 12 hours of being kicked in the balls by xeno

1. FT
2. RDS
3. Andy

How could Saxi leave out the eating?

Notice what kind of food rds was offering to eat with me.

[2dimes]

But, mussels.

[Funkyterrance]

12 hours of solitary confinement.

Who is the guard, you or me? If it's you in confinement you could expect some beatings and if it's me in confinement you could expect some Miggs from Silence of the Lambs action from me.