Which would you rather have?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:43 am

Hands, Paws or Claws?

HAND

PAW

CLAW

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:47 am

So is this a search for the furrie and toddler demographics on CC or just one of those "ride the medication" moments saxi?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:59 am

Need more information. How are they to be prepared? Paws can taste pretty greasy.

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:36 pm

Opposable thumbs are the way to go.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:38 pm

Paws Hands Down.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:26 pm

TG voted for claws.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:33 pm

Which would you rather have?

CAR

TRUCK

DUCK

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:37 pm

This duck:

MFW:

Ray Rider · Post by **Ray Rider** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:37 pm

Depends on the type, but on average, a truck around here sells for more than a car so I'd go with the truck.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:16 pm

I nominate the next set of options to be Life, Liberty, or Death in recognition of Phatscotty's return.

BMO

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:24 pm

How about gun, slave, cookie?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:29 pm

LIBERTY

LIFE

WIFE

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:31 pm

Question. Do the fancy coats and awesome shoes come with liberty?

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:33 pm

This is really going to piss RDS off, but I'm going with Liberty! Without it, life is not worth living.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:39 pm

You can't do much if you're dead.

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:24 pm

Yeah, but the fact "wife" is an option kind of implies that its not a one or the other. I chose "life" based on f*ck it, I may not be free, but i lived!.

Living isnt about ideals. Its about living!!!

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:25 pm

Saxi, you (ph)latter me.

BMO

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:28 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:TG voted for claws.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:32 pm

Phatscotty wrote:This is really going to piss RDS off, but I'm going with Liberty! Without it, life is not worth living.

BigBallinStalin wrote:You can't do much if you're dead.

But if you're dead, you don't realize it anyways

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:33 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:This is really going to piss RDS off, but I'm going with Liberty! Without it, life is not worth living.

BigBallinStalin wrote:You can't do much if you're dead.
But if you're dead, you don't realize it anyways

So if you had to choose between slavery and death, you'd off yourself?

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:48 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:This is really going to piss RDS off, but I'm going with Liberty! Without it, life is not worth living.

BigBallinStalin wrote:You can't do much if you're dead.
But if you're dead, you don't realize it anyways
So if you had to choose between slavery and death, you'd off yourself?

Hopefully there is an escape option!

Liberty or Death is not just a slogan, it's a creed and a way of life for a free people

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:51 pm

DUNK

FUNK

SKUNK

crazymilkshake5 · Post by **crazymilkshake5** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:56 pm

Funk obviously funk

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:04 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:This is really going to piss RDS off, but I'm going with Liberty! Without it, life is not worth living.

BigBallinStalin wrote:You can't do much if you're dead.
But if you're dead, you don't realize it anyways
So if you had to choose between slavery and death, you'd off yourself?
Hopefully there is an escape option!

Liberty or Death is not just a slogan, it's a creed and a way of life for a free people

By involuntarily accepting slavery, you forego liberty, thus contradicting your initial choice of Liberty.

But are you contradicting yourself? No. You're contradicting Mets and I's assumption about the question, which we've applied to your thoughts. For example,

Recall: "Which would you rather have? Life, Liberty, or Wife."

But what does each individual assume?

(1) If one assumes "pick one, but the other two cannot be later chosen," then one would likely choose Life. (Me, and probably Mets)
(2) If one assumes "pick one, and the other two can be later chosen," then one would likely choose Liberty. (PS)

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:13 am

I would like to thank the Academy from the bottom of my heart...