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ManBungalow
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by ManBungalow » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:22 pm
I wonder if she knew this picture was being taken..
betiko
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by betiko » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:30 pm
greenoaks wrote: helllooooooooo there!
notyou2
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by notyou2 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm
Funkyterrance wrote: greenoaks wrote: Ready... Aim... FART!
I'm thinking the one in the center is a lesbian and planned the whole thing.
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by betiko » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:52 pm
notyou2 wrote: Funkyterrance wrote: greenoaks wrote: Ready... Aim... FART!
I'm thinking the one in the center is a lesbian and planned the whole thing.
and I'm still wondering if she's half bold or what's wrong with her bangs!
notyou2
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by notyou2 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:57 pm
She probably has the ugliest ass, so that's why she is in the center. They could have made a 5 sided star.
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by jonesthecurl » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:33 am
TA1LGUNN3R wrote: She reminds me a little of Minnie Riperton, one of the loveliest women ever to walk the earth. Give me a moment to find a picture.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
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by jonesthecurl » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:40 am
Darn, I can't find pic that shows how attractive she really was. Here's the best I could find...
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
TA1LGUNN3R
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:18 am
I know who Ms. Ripperton was. You can't forget a five-octave voice like that! Also, I think her daughter is/was one of the cast on SNL iirc, at least back when I used to watch it. -TG
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by CreepersWiener » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:59 pm
Army of GOD wrote: I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Funkyterrance
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by Funkyterrance » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:17 pm
CreepersWiener wrote: Weird, she looks like she's wearing a mask...
2dimes
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by 2dimes » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:08 am
Gross, her wrists look like a real person's. Needs more makeup or photo retouching.
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by Funkyterrance » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:03 am
2dimes wrote: Gross, her wrists look like a real person's. Needs more makeup or photo retouching.
Seriously though, if I woke up next to that I would probably scream from fright and not just because she was a girl.
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by crispybits » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:13 am
Isn't she that Russian model that's had surgeries galore in order to be a human sized replica of a Barbie doll?
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by greenoaks » Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:49 am
crispybits wrote: Isn't she that Russian model that's had surgeries galore in order to be a human sized replica of a Barbie doll?
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by 2dimes » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:03 pm
Does anyone know if she's had her vagina removed to be more like an actual Barbie™?
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by Dako » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:28 pm
She has ugly knees :(.
ManBungalow
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by ManBungalow » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:31 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Barbie's knees bend.
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by ender516 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:00 pm
The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
Funkyterrance
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by Funkyterrance » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:01 pm
ender516 wrote: The Barbies I had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
Fixed.
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by AndyDufresne » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:06 pm
Funkyterrance wrote: ender516 wrote: The Barbies my cousin (Funkyterrance) had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
Fixed.
Fixed.
--Andy
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by Funkyterrance » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:05 pm
AndyDufresne wrote: Funkyterrance wrote: ender516 wrote: The Barbies my cousin (Funkyterrance) had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
Fixed.
Fixed.
--Andy
I never did own any but I used to play with the ones that belonged to the daughters of my babysitter with them and thought their accessories were pretty cool. So yeah, basically sour grapes.
notyou2
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by notyou2 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:48 pm
ender516 wrote: The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
The barbies where I live weren't tops. They were bottoms to GI Joe.