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Postby dragonfly on Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:57 pm

Who was the best dwarf? Definitley one of the greatest disney movies of all time.




by the way, if you stare at the word Dwarf for long enough, it stars looking really funny.
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Postby hawkeye on Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:06 pm

bad movee
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Postby Phate on Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:17 pm

Aren't the seven dwarfs supposed to be effects of cocaine? (snow white)
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:52 pm

lol twisted dude... but for real disney freaks!!!! Did you know on the original little mermaid cover of the movie the preist had a hard on??? and there are others i just dont member
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Postby Evil Pope on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:24 pm

Did you know on the original little mermaid cover of the movie the preist had a hard on???

Haha.. Apparently some dust in the lion king formed the word sex.. I wouldn't know for sure though.. I've never seen the lion king.. or snow white.. or the little mermaid..
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:24 pm

did u know the author of alice in wonderland only came up with that crazy story cuz he was on LSD?
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Postby HighBorn on Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:32 pm

she was on acid and wrote the book through the looking glass (alice in wonderland is based on this) she wrote the entire book frm inside a closet
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Postby dragonfly on Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:04 pm

that is teh friggin awesomest thing ive ever heard.
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Postby gloryordeath on Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:30 pm

i always wanted a bald miget with no teeth and a flat head.
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:33 pm

"dwarfs" is politically incorrect! Its "little people". :roll:
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Postby gloryordeath on Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:35 pm

ya ya so long as i have a place to set my beer. j/k
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Postby carmoil on Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:09 am

HighBorn wrote:she was on acid and wrote the book through the looking glass (alice in wonderland is based on this) she wrote the entire book frm inside a closet


Lewis Carroll is a guy, and the book was written way before LSD was invented. The first was Alice's Adventures Under Gound, which later become Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and was followed by Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There.
Just a little info on one of my favorite authors.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:28 am

I heard at work today taht when snow white meets the seven dwarves she says what are you and who are you doing?


I never checked though...
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Postby Aladriel on Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:15 am

reverend_kyle wrote:I heard at work today taht when snow white meets the seven dwarves she says what are you and who are you doing?


I never checked though...


She doesn't say that, Doc does. I about died when I heard that, but it didn't strike me as anything of importance when I was a kid.

And "Snow White" is not based on coccaine. It's a Grimm's Fairy Tale, for crying out loud!

Also.. the original cover of Little Mermaid did not even feature the priest. It featured the underwater castle of Tritan. One of the towers looked like a penis.

Check this out: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/films.asp
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:57 am

The Grimm Fairytale are supposed to be alot "darker" than the disney movies...I watched an animated porno of the nursery rhymes, the dwarves were called Sleazy & Slutty :twisted:

Freddie Mercury had a birthday party where he had "little people" walking around with trays of coke on their heads :shock:
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Postby wacicha on Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:58 am

OK GUYS CAN'T I JUST BELIEVE IN MY FAIRY TALES
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Postby Aladriel on Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:27 am

wacicha wrote:OK GUYS CAN'T I JUST BELIEVE IN MY FAIRY TALES


You can definitely believe in your fairy tales! Just make sure you get your facts straight about them! Heh..
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Postby Evil Pope on Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:36 pm

Kernal_Kronic wrote:The Grimm Fairytale are supposed to be alot "darker" than the disney movies...

Its a little darker.. In the Grimm version of Cinderella.. Cinderella's step sisters cut off parts of their feet so that they'll fit into the glass slipper(or whatever it was)..
That made me laught when I read it..
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Postby morph on Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:23 pm

my favorite dwarf.... is the one i had as a f*ck buddy... she is hot... lol and funny, but now she has a boyfriend *sigh* and i am compleatly single
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Postby morph on Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:27 pm

o crap... i just remembered, she is in this game lol well good thing her internet is fucked up, then again if she does see it, at least she will know i think she is hot since i never really said it, and funny as well hmm...
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Postby cena-rules on Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:02 am

Happy FTW
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Postby mybike_yourface on Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:43 am

Bruenor Battlehammer. King of Mithral Hall friend of drow hero Drizzt Do'Urden. Doesn't anyone else read Forgotten Realms books?
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Postby DaGip on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:08 pm

mybike_yourface wrote:Bruenor Battlehammer. King of Mithral Hall friend of drow hero Drizzt Do'Urden. Doesn't anyone else read Forgotten Realms books?


I did...a long time ago. I got the comic book, too. Bruenor was totally surounded by thousands of GrayDwarves and Bruenor's only escape was through the furnaces. His magical armor protected him.

Bruenor Battlehammer is a fantasy hero, but are there any Superheroes that are dwarves? I haven't seen any. :( SuperDwarf!
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Postby mr. incrediball on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:11 pm

Sammy gags wrote:did u know the author of alice in wonderland only came up with that crazy story cuz he was on LSD?


bullshit... he was on opium :roll:
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Postby DaGip on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:18 pm

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This is probably the best known dwarf character around...
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