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saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.



Basically you're a grotesque frankenstein-like creature made of whatever left-over bits could be found from the major middle earth races.AndyDufresne wrote:I've never watched or read LoTR, so I really have no idea what my results mean. Someone interpret my top 3 or 4:
Legolas = 87%
Aragorn = 70%
Gimli = 70%
Samwise Gamgee = 67%
--Andy
That sounds like me, I think. Anyone else want to put their interpretation up?Haggis_McMutton wrote:Basically you're a grotesque frankenstein-like creature made of whatever left-over bits could be found from the major middle earth races.AndyDufresne wrote:I've never watched or read LoTR, so I really have no idea what my results mean. Someone interpret my top 3 or 4:
Legolas = 87%
Aragorn = 70%
Gimli = 70%
Samwise Gamgee = 67%
--Andy
You are 4 foot tall(samwise and gimil), have hairy feet(Samwise), a massive beard(gimil) and yet somehow appear androgynous(legolas), like one of those bearded midget women from the good ol freak show days.
You would drink your sorrows away but your human heritage(aragorn) means you can't even hold your liquor properly.
You have drawn the short straw, sorry.
He only drinks until he's Legolas, I mean, legless.Haggis_McMutton wrote:Basically you're a grotesque frankenstein-like creature made of whatever left-over bits could be found from the major middle earth races.AndyDufresne wrote:I've never watched or read LoTR, so I really have no idea what my results mean. Someone interpret my top 3 or 4:
Legolas = 87%
Aragorn = 70%
Gimli = 70%
Samwise Gamgee = 67%
--Andy
You are 4 foot tall(samwise and gimil), have hairy feet(Samwise), a massive beard(gimil) and yet somehow appear androgynous(legolas), like one of those bearded midget women from the good ol freak show days.
You would drink your sorrows away but your human heritage(aragorn) means you can't even hold your liquor properly.
You have drawn the short straw, sorry.
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
You missed out hairy!Serbia wrote:You Scored as Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)
So basically, I'm short, fun to be around, and I love to smoke and drink. Yup, that's me.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote: We all had tons of men..
I have one question for you. Did you agree with the "Do you like raw meat?" option because a) you like raw meat, or b) you knew that's what gollum would do? If your answer is b then shame on you! If your answer is a then go seek help!! I ask because I remember thinking to myself that you'd have to be pretty darn sick to score as gollum if you treated it truthfully.smegal69 wrote:You Scored as Gollum![]()
Gollum
80%
Saruman the White
77%
Peregrin Took (Pippin)
70%
Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)
66%
Aragorn
63%
Boromir
63%
Frodo Baggins
60%
Galadriel
60%
Samwise Gamgee
57%
Gimli
56%
Gandalf the Grey
50%
Legolas
50%
Arwen of Rivendell
50%
Eowyn of Rohan
27%