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I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.
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nietzsche wrote: I'm not handsome

This one is actual.
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Phatscotty wrote:The answer you seek may be as simple as me publicly coming out of the closet



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Army of GOD wrote:And what does money having no intrinsic value have to do with anything?
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stoicbird wrote: The truth or actual facts are not important!
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jimboston wrote: hot chicks with swords are a turn on
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W G Sebald wrote:no serious person thinks of anything
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Funkyterrance wrote:
This one is actual.
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x-raider wrote:soon


ConquerClub wrote:ConquerClub is simply a game


MeDeFe wrote:Timminz wrote:
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.



I think that last one's in context. Oops.
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x-raider wrote: Oops.
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Serbia wrote:I voted twice for Bush


Even in context, that doesn't read right.
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These are all rds:

but the only problem I have with it is that it's hard


I'd say I'm a 3


you are an asshole....
a true pillowbiter...
bigotous ****...


Andy - calm down now.


You people are pathetic

Science fiction is my enemy.
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that chameleon (Why does Pokemon always make me spell this wrong initially?) wrote:spread some love over the CC Forum


George Bush wrote:The problem is, the French have no word for entrepeunarism.


George Bush wrote:Iran: You disarm, or we will.


George Bush wrote:Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.



jonesthecurl wrote:x-raider



:o Science fiction is my enemy. :o
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x-raider wrote:
George Bush wrote:Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.



Yeh, he actually wrote that one ;)



Jaydee928 wrote:I funny thing is that he is reading at notecards when he's saying this. Meaning it's not a slip. It's what he intended to say.
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Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



--Andy
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AndyDufresne wrote:Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



--Andy


Hopefully, the trout was already perished.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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kentington wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



--Andy


Hopefully, the trout was already perished.

It was a euphemism.
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whitestazn88 wrote:i can go to the hospital nursery, take a baby out real quick and f*ck it
mrswdk is a ho
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AndyDufresne wrote:Trusting an internet magic 8-Ball is like trusting the internet to roll dice for you. Just shouldn't be done.


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And here is another good one from good old strike wolf:

strike wolf wrote:It would be nice to get a massage while eating liver.



--Andy
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AndyDufresne wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Trusting an internet magic 8-Ball is like trusting the internet to roll dice for you. Just shouldn't be done.


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--Andy


And that's the final word! (on dice, that is) ;)
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smegal69 wrote:Aussie Aussie Aussie............. what the f*ck, i'm a kiwi.....why am i saying that!
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tzor wrote:
Well crap can be boats, but they aren't generally not worth mentioning.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Most primates, outside of humans, have fantastic hair.



--Andy
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He is a very quotable man.
Or monkey.
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chapcrap wrote:That's huge.
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