I want a pearl necklace for Christmas. How to?

[Beastly]

I've hinted but all the man seems to want to do is get nasty in the bedroom... how do I get him to give me a nice strand around my neck?

[black elk speaks]

I think all you have to do is sit there and look good... he will do all the work.

[Gregrios]

I've hinted but all the man seems to want to do is get nasty in the bedroom... how do I get him to give me a nice strand around my neck?

Most guys are more than willing to provide their girlfreind with a pearl necklace, just not the kind you get from a jewelry store.

[william18]

Lolz

[KoolBak]

Hi Beastly Ignore the 15 year olds.....You, being the master sex of manipulation ( ) can figure it out, I am sure....if Capn K doesnt get it right then tell him to get his ass down to the jewelry store and buy one or his life will become a raging torrent of pain and suffering.....lol.

Good Luck!

.........and what ever happened to your original avatar????

[hecter]

Psh... That's fuckin' easy! Dress up looking really really sexy, put on quite the show for him, give him about half a lap dance, and tell him he can have the rest when he gets you your damned necklace.

[Robinette]

Hey Beasty...

Every woman needs a pearl necklace, without a doubt. And I think any man will want his woman to have pearls once he understands them better...

Men just need a little help in the education department... their moms likely cherished any pearls that they had, but you can be sure that neither mom nor dad ever had a talk with junior about the significance of pearls....

So make it a fun learning experience... if he's strictly visual, then you'll need to rent a Discovery Channel Video...

if he's a surface guy, then read this together:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Why-Do-Women-Love-Pearls?&id=960036

and if he's analytical, you'll want to absorb this one...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl

And if he's stubborn, then do all of the above...

That's my advice, but perhaps there are some guys that could comment further...

[dewey316]

I've hinted

That is your problem right there. Don't hint. Us men are stupid creatures, we don't get subtle hints, we figure you will talk to to use like our friends do. If my friend wants a a burger from Carls Jr, he is going to say "I want a burger dude, lets go to Carls Jr.". If you say "You know, I have been thinking about getting a burger at some point down the road, do you think a carls jr burger would be better than a McD's burger?", he isn't going to drive to Carls Jr, he is going to assume that you actualy want to know his opinion on said burgers.

I have always dreaded Christmas time when I have been in serious relationships. I don't get hints, most of the time I don't even know I am being hinted at. Just give me a list of 3 things that you want, and then let me pick. That way you end up with a pearl necklace, instead of shocks for your car, or a toaster, or some other gift that has a useful purpose.

[KidWhisky]

Just direct him to here. Its cheap, its genuine and it looks good


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 26_fvi%3D1

[jbrettlip]

Bluenile.com Tell him it is a porn site you found. Hopefully he figures it out. (Yes, my wife's two wedding bands are from there.)

[Backglass]

I want a Hippopotamus for christmas. Only a Hippopotamus will do.

[mpjh]

I want a diamond as big as a baseball for xmas. Anybody got one?

[Sackett58]

All my wife wants is a Dirt Dog

[mccallan25]

Take him to whatever local jewelry store sells Mikimoto pearls and spend time at that counter. Mikimoto is a master at using pearls.

[jbrettlip]

Take him to whatever local jewelry store sells Mikimoto pearls and spend time at that counter. Mikimoto is a master at using pearls.

For Mikimotos, she better be doing the other pearl necklace on a regular basis!

[Backglass]

Take him to whatever local jewelry store sells Mikimoto pearls and spend time at that counter. Mikimoto is a master at using pearls.

For Mikimotos, she better be doing the other pearl necklace on a regular basis!

Exactly. While you buying her that string of Mikimoto's, get her a Prada bag to keep them in and nice Mercedes to drive around town in.

[jonesthecurl]

Anyhow, why not write a letter to Santa and ask him to post it?

[CrazyAnglican]

When dealing with men, you have two choices (as I see it).

A) Tell him what you want. If that's too direct have several other people tell him what you want. Make it very explicit. Don't hint. I have experience with this, I'm a guy; I don't get them. Be up front about it. Walk by a jewelry store with him and make a fuss over the pearls, and leave it up to him what he gets. Don't make a fuss over (or even mention) anything else. Mention it more than once, but don't mention it more than three or four times.

B) Be happy with the toaster.

[Beastly]

he did once give me a electric can opener, however it wasn't very sturdy, when I got it, I threw it against the wall and it broke into 20 pieces.

[spurgistan]

Take him to whatever local jewelry store sells Mikimoto pearls and spend time at that counter. Mikimoto is a master at using pearls.

For Mikimotos, she better be doing the other pearl necklace on a regular basis!

Exactly. While you buying her that string of Mikimoto's, get her a Prada bag to keep them in and nice Mercedes to drive around town in.

I guess when you're taking advice from a $300+ bottle of Scotch, you should probably figure it to be on the extravagant side. Unless, of course, it's "Drink Me! Come on, it's not like you paid for me!"

[Timminz]

Take him to whatever local jewelry store sells Mikimoto pearls and spend time at that counter. Mikimoto is a master at using pearls.

For Mikimotos, she better be doing the other pearl necklace on a regular basis!

Exactly. While you buying her that string of Mikimoto's, get her a Prada bag to keep them in and nice Mercedes to drive around town in.

I guess when you're taking advice from a $300+ bottle of Scotch, you should probably figure it to be on the extravagant side. Unless, of course, it's "Drink Me! Come on, it's not like you paid for me!"

I had a few glasses of maccallan25 before (I didn't pay for it), and it was phenomenal! Although after the second glass, I felt like I had been gumming some blow.


Anyway, awesome necro-bump, whoever-you-are. This thread is an excellent blast from the past.

[daddy1gringo]

Anyway, awesome necro-bump, whoever-you-are. This thread is an excellent blast from the past.

Yours is the only post after 2008. How did somebody necro-bump it without posting?

[notyou2]

Let's do the time warp again!!!!

[Timminz]

Anyway, awesome necro-bump, whoever-you-are. This thread is an excellent blast from the past.

Yours is the only post after 2008. How did somebody necro-bump it without posting?

My guess is a spam-bot that has since been deleted. I certainly didn't dig up this thread.

[fadedpsychosis]

some complete newbie revived the thread then apparently deleted his post.