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Postby Stopper on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:40 pm

Vincent M wrote:Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years


I'll take your word for that. My first term, where I had to share a room with someone else and had no privacy, was murder. The (sometimes disgusting) unisex shower was the only place where you were (fairly) sure of privacy, except there were no doors to lock or anything - the shower curtain was the only thing between you and the world's gaze.

I'm not saying I did anything, or that hand shandies in the showers are morally justified, I'm just saying how conditions can lead people to do things they don't want to.

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Postby Aegnor on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:44 pm

Yey I made it into someone's sig!!! woot! =D>
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Yes you did this discussion was glorious
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Postby heavycola on Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:33 pm

compulsive masturbators! become art! http://www.spermcube.org
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:25 pm

Now THAT'S art.
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Postby Cynthia on Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:02 pm

:roll: I'm not even gonna answer this..
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Postby wiggybowler on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:53 pm

it's alright we believe what we want anyway
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Postby Alexwales93 on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:04 pm

Lol to this thread.

And who doesn't?
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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:05 pm

Alexwales93 wrote:Lol to this thread.

And who doesn't?

Apparently 13% of the CC population. I know who does though… *cough* Cynthia *cough*
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:33 pm

the 13% are either liars, kids, or women at the age of 21 and older :lol:
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Vincent M on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:36 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:the 13% are either liars, kids, or women at the age of 21 and older :lol:


If anything I think women would be masturbating more after 21
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Postby Alexwales93 on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:44 pm

When is the accepteble age to masurbate?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:48 pm

when you first look at porn
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Alexwales93 on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:51 pm

Lol, fair enough.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:07 pm

Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:10 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.


This story is just unfolding :lol:
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Postby Alexwales93 on Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:15 pm

Lol. :lol:
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:28 pm

Masturbating is what connects everyone

We could have peace treaty's with it
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:39 pm

I like peace.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:39 pm

This could very well be the start of the new peace movement - Wankers Against the War.
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:02 pm

Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat
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Postby Stopper on Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:50 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.


Christ, I hope not. How much's the 10-years-backed-up child support for one with 8 legs?
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:51 pm

The killer could be the medical costs - each one of the legs is retarded.
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:13 am

Woot, masturbators, unite!
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Postby luckiekevin on Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:43 am

Genghis Khant wrote:Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat


really quite scary to read when looking at your picture next to it..
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