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Postby Aegnor on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:19 pm

Syzygy wrote:
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sam_levi_11 wrote:2 hours ago, but man that pic is sick! literally. ewww man take that down off the page


:lol:

Sorry it disturbs you so. Made it a link instead.


Also put a NSFW and "At your own risk" warnings please.


Blergh, gone. No sense of humour. :wink:

I'd think a poll about masturbation would be NSFW anyway though.


Ahh, good point actually, I didn't think about it :D
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Postby Syzygy on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:22 pm

Aegnor wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:2 hours ago, but man that pic is sick! literally. ewww man take that down off the page


:lol:

Sorry it disturbs you so. Made it a link instead.


Also put a NSFW and "At your own risk" warnings please.


Blergh, gone. No sense of humour. :wink:

I'd think a poll about masturbation would be NSFW anyway though.


Ahh, good point actually, I didn't think about it :D


Coconut put the image back up on the previous page.

:lol: No stopping some people.
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Postby Aegnor on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:45 pm

How can a man get so fat? It really requires some skill.
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Postby unriggable on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:59 pm

Remember kids, always wash your hands!
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Postby hourman on Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:14 pm

I masticate.
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Postby duday53 on Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:16 pm

really you can masticate :lol:
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:31 pm

I'm gonna consult Guru Palm and the Five Pillars of Wisdom...
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:20 am

regarding what?
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:45 am

pmsl
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:40 am

109 masturbaters WOW thats a lot of wanking and flopping :lol:
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Postby Blumoki on Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:47 am

im a multi masturbater, just not enough hours in the day
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:49 am

anyone who doesnt choke the chicken SHOULD !!!!!!
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:52 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_so ... sturbation
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:17 pm

First Orgasm Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Dresden Dolls


It is a Thursday
I got up early
it is a challenge
I’m usually lazy

I make some coffee
I eat some rice chex
and then I sit down
to check my inbox

I only read a word or two
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

the first orgasm of the morning
is cold and hard as hell
there wont be any second coming
as far as I can tell

I arch my back cause
I’m very close now
it’s very cold here
by the window

there are some school kids
yelling and running
They barely notice
that I am coming

the first orgasm of the morning
is like a fire drill
it's nice to have a little warning
but not enjoyable

I am too busy to have friends
a lover would just complicate my plans
so I will never look for love again
I’m taking matters into my own hands
I’m taking matters into my own hands

I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
won’t you hold me?
won’t you hold me?
won’t you hold me?
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:20 pm

Vincent M wrote:won’t you hold me?


No. :)
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:21 pm

Syzygy wrote:
Vincent M wrote:won’t you hold me?


No. :)


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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:22 pm

Look at it this way 17 people have shriveled up genitalias LOL
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:26 pm

I saw this I while ago.

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So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?
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Postby Joep the 2nd on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:30 pm

WHAHAHAHA OMG thats fucking brilliant
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:34 pm

Syzygy wrote:I saw this I while ago.

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So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


TRACE THE CULPRITS WITH DNA HAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAAAAA :lol:

I feel sorry for the mother fucker who had to dertirmine it was semen
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Well Bob i dont know it taste like semen to me LOL
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Postby Joep the 2nd on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:58 pm

whaahhahaha omg this is the coolest thread ever on CC

MARINADE THE NETHER ROD!
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Postby Stopper on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:15 pm

Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:31 pm

Stopper wrote:
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^


Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:39 pm

Vincent M wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^


Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years


I wonder what will come out of an insemination of a 15 y/o sperm that lived in the showers.
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:40 pm

Aegnor wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^


Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years


I wonder what will come out of an insemination of a 15 y/o sperm that lived in the showers.

Probably millej11 with like 8 legs
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